The state has just called Kyle Rittenhouse a kitty soyboi for not dropping his gun when attacked and fighting hand to hand

This is the man who decides if you are a manly fighter


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Here we see him demonstrating manly fighting techniques


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Look at that posture. Dude must’ve been heartbroken when Notre-Dame was on fire.

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A prosecutor asking a minor to fight a 5 times childrapist in man to man combat xD

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The libertarian was like 5-3.

If you can’t beat him up you deserve to be sodomized

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if the midget male feminist throws a fit you can't shoot shit

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This guy is 5’3

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And shiny

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There is 0,00007% you are going to encounter him

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Real life rare manlet boss fight confirmed?

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he's a foot shorter!!!!! Kyle should have just judo chopped his hands

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I think he's demonstrating how to do some sick techdeck tricks.

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I unironically want those things to make a come back

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You can still use them. They can't stop you.

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There comes a time in every man’s life when it’s time to put away childish things.

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But today is not this time.

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How the frick is his finger bending like that? Is it a trick of the camera or did he have a horrible masturbation accident?

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Joint hypermobilecels can do really wacky things. I can clench my fist, knuckles facing up, and turn my thumb 180 degrees to point up completely parallel. It looks broken af.

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Just off yourself, you fricking mutant

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Don't listen to him, I still think you're cool

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You should start a munchie siktok and use it to make money.

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I have no idea what this means

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Thumb bends a bit strangely? Looks like you have EDS, just doctor shop until you find one that agrees.

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I actually have been diagnosed with joint hypermobility syndrome. I've done quite a bit of research and like half of medical publications use it interchangeably with H-EDS. It's really weird. I don't have the imaginary debilitating foid symptoms tho

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Hyperflexability is a trait of autism

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I am very surprised.

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Yeah stop dating feminists

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Ur just jealous that my body is a party trick 😹

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When feminists brag about the new guy they’re dating in between stories about their strong dog you’re not winning in life

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You're delsional. First of all, who the heck would brag about dating me?

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Please picture

Also feet picture

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Send me Dramacoin and I will

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Jerk off yourself you fricking mutant.

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You mean like this?

Idk why the pictures horizontal

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We need to start an rdrama exercise program.

5 drama coin every 20 push ups

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I'm not fat I swear

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Average wh*te b*rger

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Rotate your thumb a further 90 degrees and yes

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Pic or GTFO

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If I was rittenhouse I would unironically want to spar with that fat frick in front of the jury.

And that's why I'd be found guilty

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No you wouldn't.

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He didn't say he'd actually do it. Is it hard to believe he'd want to?

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we know he cant become rittenhouse 🥱

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Clearly jealous of those giga delts and traps. Absolute monster on back day

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Dude one time I was at the gun store with my dad and the guy behind the counter was fat as shit and talking about ninja stars. My dad sarcastically asks him for a demo of the stars and he does something exactly like this.

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Spock?

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Binger also said today that Kylie could have fired that gun into the air and scared people off. Now, I'm no fancy, big-city lawyer :marseysneed:, but wouldn't that have fricked up the claim Kylie was in fear for his life if he did that? He was scared enough that he shot to kill

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Lmao, warning shots are explicitly illegal, as seen in the Boogie case. If you shoot, you better shoot to kill.

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Self defense rule of thumb is to shoot to kill no matter what. If you use lethal force in an intentionally non lethal way then you didn’t need to use lethal force in the first place.

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And tell the court that you shot to stop the threat. Kylie did this and it made her look even better.

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tell the police

Absolutely not. You don’t say anything to the police.

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Nobody ever needs to use lethal force. Just run away.

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Kyle was too American (fat) to run away

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It's just straight up illegal. Warning shots and shooting into the air is against the law in most states because of the risk of collateral damage

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He'd get an additional reckless endangerment charge for any warning shot he took.

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Prosecutor would rather have a rando die then a p-do.

There is a special place in heck for him

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This fat frick should be sentenced to 6 months of dieting after they let Kylie walk.

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They should make him walk with Kyle, it would do him some good.

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You'd have to be completely brain dead to not think a skateboard is a deadly weapon. I've been hit by one, the trucks are harder than a baseball bat.

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the fatty prosecutor's rebuttal's so bad that it's comedic :marseyfacepalm:

"why did u let him r*pe you? you could have fought him off!" vibes jesus

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You should have fired into the air. She would have run off!

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I remember when Biden unironically suggested this and everyone and their mother was like "no, this is a terrible idea"

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You can kill someone with your fricking fists, do these r-slurs think a skateboard is flimsier than a fist?

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Hearing that unironically made me seethe a lot. My friends and I would lightly hit each other with our boards and if we hit a little too hard, we’d get pretty bad bruises and that wasn’t even hitting each other with the trucks.

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Why the frick were you hitting each other with skateboards? LMAO, sounds like a sadomasochistic pillow fight.

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It was teenagers being dumbasses :marseyshrug:

We never really hit each other, it was kinda equivalent of taking a small jab at somebody’s arm. That’s why I’m seething at the comparison. We drastically pulled back and still hurt each other accidentally. Who knows what damage would happen if we were actually trying to hurt others.

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Most people are r-slurred

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Anyone who thinks a blunt wood object can’t be a deadly weapon should volunteer to be bludgeoned by a 2x4.

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Hacksaw Jim Duggan intensifies.

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Exhibit B on why journos arent people

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Why? Why is it always some dweeb with a skateboard?

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This case has been absolutely great for drama

He's currently yelling at the prosecution lmao

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Kyle really lucked out with this based judge and r-slurred prosecutor combo.

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Only a prosecutor this r-slurred would bring the case to begin with.

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Based. He should challenge Kyle in hand to hand combat. Victor sentences the loser to death.

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Small fat vs deathfat thunderdome let's go

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We need to bring back trial by combat.

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Don't forget trial by water and trial by fire! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_by_ordeal

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I'm down. Pistol duels with wax bullets seems pretty dope too.

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Real men duel with real bullets


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Modern sporting rifles at 100 yards with plates when

Finally put the body armor arguments to bed for once and for all, and the new bragging scars are going to be sick

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Kyle just walks away for 20 minutes until fatty is exhausted.

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This dude is like a reddit comment section is prosecuting Rittenhouse. What even is this? "A GLOCK is supposed to pose a threat when Rittenhouse has an AR15?"

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I think they just brought this guy in to provide some comedic relief for the court.

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Minimal threatening firearm when you're up against underage gun man is an RPG 7 :marseymini:

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Congratulations to the fat controller on not only being admitted to the bar, but being a black belt in karate.

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Bro just fight off a mob of people in hand to hand combat lmao. If you really think you’re a protector of the people you must be able to emulate walker texas ranger

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Got nothing to say but I just remembered this marsey exists

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GOggle Search ""HOw TO Put C*M Back INto Peepee w/ HOMEMADE TOOLS"" Thx;

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Best user on rdrama. I wish you luck putting your c*m back in.

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Good luck activating the Neural Cumzone then?

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he cowardly shoots a man, instead of fighting him

lmao this is absolutley great, about 8 and a half hours in on the PBS stream

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Has anyone compiled a highlight reel of the trial yet?

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“He shot a man like a coward instead of fighting back.” - Fatty, Esq.

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Why do they keep acting like being unarmed means you can't be a threat to someone with a gun, it's so strange.


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Actual laws outside USA are like this.

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Where fo you live where killing someone in self-defence won't get you out of trouble?

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He thought his mic was food for a minute


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Huffin and puffin into the microphone right now, I didn't realize the Big Bad Wolf was one of the pigs.

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Imagine shooting the guy who points a gun at you instead of dropping your weapon, blocking his shots with your bare hands and then knocking him out :marseylaugh:

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he looks like a mixture between 90's Drew Carey & Glenn Humplik

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Is he wrong?

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Yes

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They really put the A team on this case, must've been pretty obvious outside the media bubble at this was a 4-way moron jamboree and not a boogaloo moment.

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Wouldn't it be awful if Kamala became president, put all the pot heads in labor camps, and then accidentally tripped, fell out of all her clothes, and landed in my bubble bath? Haha that sure would be a problem

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