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Journo-slurs conspire to hog shame frat boys into denying BBW and HAS ladies the hot s*x with HVM they deserve

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/people-tiktok-talking-hogging-because-221805804.html

Braphog redditors in shambles. Probably.

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Boomer hoggers reliving their hogging days in the comment section.

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I wish women would do that to men. I would definitely start frequenting bars. I'm not overweight, but I'm pretty unattractive.

Moids posting their Ls.

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"Sometimes they will then, in the completion of having s*x with her, have the entire group of men come barging in the room, and they'll start oinking and harassing the woman until she leaves that space."

Absolute Chad move.

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I don't think this happens a lot, but this has 100% happened at some point.

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Darn, boomers were way cooler than my generation :marseyboomer:

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I've heard of hogging, and would always joke with the boys about it. I've even sat out in the yard with the boys and watched our fat friend frick his fat girlfriend and ate popcorn while we narrated it like David Attenborough. But I've never heard of a group busting in and oinking at the girl. That sounds like something from a National Lampoon movie.

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I've even sat out in the yard with the boys and watched our fat friend frick his fat girlfriend and ate popcorn while we narrated it like David Attenborough

Talk me through this scenario: your friend performed an alfresco s*x act in front of you while you watched and gave him notes...

Was this a one-off or a regular thing?

Was it scheduled or just spontaneous?

Who provided popcorn? This is why I ask it it was spontaneous... did you prepare it in the knowledge that the entertainment was to be provided by your friend.

There's just so much to unpack here.

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This was a one off night that happened spontaneously when he and she purposefully pulled the blinds up and left the light on. It was discovered when one of us drunkenly stumbled over to pee in the pee bush and saw. He came back in and told the rest of us and we drug the camping chairs to sit around the window in a semi circle after popping some popcorn. No one pleasured themselves, how do you get off to fat people? But when he finally rolled off her, we banged on the window and cheered for them and they smiled and laughed.

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Did they applaud too?

Check below: dramatard being drama-tarded

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No, why would they applaud?

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Because it happened. Duh!

Everyone knows when things happen, at the end of the story everyone in the room/space/planet claps!

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Lol, just because you're a social shut in doesn't mean the rest of the world is. Leave your room and make some friends and maybe you'll have some shenanigan stories to tell.

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I'll get on becoming a peeping tom ASAP. Thanks rdrama!

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And the neighbors stood up and clapped.

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No, the neighbors were doing their own thing, it was a college town and 90% of the neighbors were college kids.

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drugs

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We called it slump busting

Honestly I’ve known fat girls that would seek out the drunkest guy in the bar. To the point in our mid 20s that we knew not to get too drunk around a couple

I am not one of those moids to complain about being r*ped or whatever because I done my fair share of intentional hogging fat chicks.

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Those are true friends because they know when to end the joke and not actually expect one of them to have s*x with a fat woman.

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They bust in after he completed the act, not before. So no, they are not true friends.

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I guess the real friends we made were the fatties we fricked along the way.

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So... you actually want to pop inside a 🏝🐳?

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God no. I'm saying their not his real friends because they made him bang a land whale for thier entertainment. If they were his true friends they would have stopped it before it began.

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Why is this newsworthy enough to publish today?


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I just can't believe this girl was like, "Yes, I WOULD like to be the face of hogging and why it's terrible for your article, Mr. Journ*list! Why yes, you can plaster my picture all throughout the article."

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Humiliation fetish. Many such cases.

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lmao i actually saw this article yesterday but the fattie was so ugly i didn't want to put y'all through the horror show :marseylaugh:

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lolol I really appreciate how you've been trying to shield us from these horrors. Not posting the revenge porn ones was the right move because I wish I never saw them :marseydead:

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have one more fat related that i saw but not too sure if it's dramatic enough: https://nypost.com/2021/11/15/atlanta-woman-stabbed-50-times-had-fat-carved-into-body/

only saw people getting downvoted for suggesting that it was her lesbian lover who was the killer, gabby petito vibes :marseybrianna2:

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Holy fricking shit. Crazy lesbian gf did it, calling it now. Can't wait for Stephanie Harlow to cover this :marseypopcorntime:

Janness had a BMI of 25, the autopsy report noted of what is classified as a β€œnormal” weight.

Jesus fricking Christ, journo-slurs just can't fricking help themselves. I like how it's the exact number that's the difference between normal and overweight. 25.1 is overweight.

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That's just sad, not dramatic. Shitty way to go.

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Because there 8s no such thing as newsworthy, the entire media has degraded into propaganda and tabloids.


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I'm assuming the author is friends with the big b-word they're interviewing.

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It was on a Tiktok => newsworthy

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I thought the based Chinese overlords that run Tik-Tok prevent fats and other undesirables from getting a lot of views under the guise of protecting them from bullying?

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They undid that sometime last year.

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This is literally their only chance at having s*x and they are complaining about it? I do not understand women.

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Yeah, like imagine really hot women started "hog-shaming" fat men by sleeping with them. I'd be willing to put on some pounds to get a little of that action.

Oh no! A bunch of people just came in and starting laughing at me while I'm balls-deep in a hottie! How embarrassing!

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Does this r-slurred journ*list know that like 3/4 of Urban Dictionary is imaginary s*x things?

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Wait. You mean it really isn't a thing to let a guy c*m in your mouth and then smack you in the back of the head so it comes out of your nose and you look like an angry dragon?

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Shit.

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I like to think of them as idea suggestions

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True, but this one is definitely a thing.

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I'm glad they came up with something cartoonishly evil to accuse frat guys of that nobody will feel obligated to prove like they would if it were r*pe.


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Hogging is a thing. I've never heard of group of guys busting into a room to oink at the chick after their buddy was done with her though. If that was actually common fatties would have learned to avoid frat boys by now.

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people learning from the mistakes of themselves or others

Yeah ok.

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Yeah, in my experience it was mostly cheering, not jeering.

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"Not having s*x with fat women is fatphobic!"

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"No, not like that!"

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It's like the :marseytrain:s that complain about chasers. Like goddarn, uggos, just be realistic and take what you can get.

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Imagine having a fetish and kink shaming anybody else who happens to fetishize what you are, all the while screeching about everyone else who doesn't share your fetish

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So this is what it means to feel comfortable in your own skin.

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That's right, sweaty πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

I am large and in charge and you BETTER take me to the Old Country Buffet after this hogging session

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Cow Print

The self-awareness is astounding

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perfect for brunch

And she immediately started grazing lol.

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INSTANTLY

BRING OUT THE MIMOSA FOUNTAIN

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I'd love to see how many fat chicks even mind. This is like striking gold for them

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competed to sleep with women they consider overweight

"Consider"

Various Instagram pictures of absolute fricking whale

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Saddle up cowpoke, we're wrangling hogs today

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Hold on, I need to get ready.

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Fricking Fat women is violence....

against the man who has to do it

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Boomer hoggers reliving their hogging days in the comment section.

We had a group called FHC (fat hoe catcher) and it's really easy to catch them but the sight and stench make it hard to actually bag a fatty.

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This is literally the only way fat yt women will get s*x and liberal MSM want to take it away from them.

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You forgot all the brothas that love a thicc gurl. Ripped black guy and fat white woman, name a more iconic duo.

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Gentlemen of color sure do plow some ugly yt chicks.

Every time I see a β™‚οΈπŸ€and a β™€οΈπŸΆπŸ’Š there's usually a big disparity in their attractiveness.

Except the Jenner-Kardishans: those bitches mudshark for some real ugly πŸ€s.

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Downvoted for kanyephobia

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Actually :marseynerd3: I was thinking :marseyunresponsive: of that one who killed :marseyklennyrip: all those people in Texas. Imagine dying :marseycoldtwinge: to see this:

Kanye's cute in a Down's-ey sort of way.

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I saw this play out with a friend-of-a-friend last week, lol. Dude was a 40yo divorced personal trainer but looked early 30's.

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It’s remarkable. Absolutely shredded black guys love near wheel chair fatties

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Based brapranchers

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Meh, I've read occasional articles talking about this practice for 20 years. I have yet to actually meet a group of dudes who do it. I am skeptical.

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When I was a student I worked at Subway and there was a guy there who claimed to do it. He was a Bong tho so he was probably really gay.

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This made me think of that Bong who went to Thailand and made a video of him fricking a ladyboy and laughing the whole time and saying shit like, "Yeah, suck my peepee, Jeffrey." Lol, isn't this funny? I'm fricking a ladyboy, but only because it's funny lol. I'm not gay lol.

Total bro job vibes.

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Megan told BuzzFeed. "One of the ways men can do that, in their eyes, is by sleeping with the greatest number of people possible. They see fat women as easy targets."

   

Come on now, she's just baiting to be asked if that's cause fatsos count as two.

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Moids are smart enough to know when someone is too hot to be sniffing around, what’s the excuse foids?

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We called it owl hunting, but none actually went for fatties :marseypuke:

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I would rather vocel than penetrate a fatty.

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Why "owl"?

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That's what we call ugly foids

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Comparing ugly foids to owls? I am insulted on all owls behalf.

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Owls are cute though

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"Journo-slurs conspire to hog shame frat boys into denying BBW and HAS ladies the hot s*x with HVM they deserve"

ENGLISH MOTHERLOVER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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Which word are you struggling with, hunny?

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You say that but carpathianflorist is actually a cool guy. We met at Ruq-con (same hotel floor) and after the VIP party we went to a bar for some more drinks. He's kind of strange, he has rainbow hair and a lilac suit (he likes to be counter-culture) but he's a smart guy who makes the types of joke that you wouldn't repeat around deal old Grandma, over all fun to be around. The only odd thing was when I went to the urinal before I left he came up behind me, slipped a finger in my butt and said "No one will believe you" and walked off without another word. Not a bad guy when you get to know him.

Snapshots:

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I see carp is in your top 5 list of people you simp for, too.

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Frick 'em all, big and tall

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