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In a bizarre Midwestern ritual Kylie picks from a set of 20 balls. One says innocent one says guilty and the remaining 18 give the choice to the jury

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This wouldn't have happened if Comrade Stalin was running things.

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Very true

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It's a sad day when a quote bot unironically gives better reasons for communism than the redditors that screech over min wage all day

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Stalin would have thanked Kylie for her service to keeping her community free of Pedos and wife beaters.

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The bene Gesserit witch is testing him. Kyle confirmed kwisatz haderach.

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Lisan al-gaib is a mayo larping as a Muslim druglord. Kylie confirmed harkonnen-cel.

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Lisan sounds like lesbian hehe

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:gtfo: NERDS! WE HAVE SOME NERDS IN HERE! :!gtfo:

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Least r-slurred burger law.

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β€œWhite Supremacist Coddled Shittengoose picked ball number 14, because of course he would.”

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AAAAAAA I NEED THE VOORDICT AAAAAAAA HURRY UP JURRYSHITS

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They are barely literate Midwesterners who have 37 pages of jury instruction to get through. It could be years

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You're forgetting the "trial by combat" ball, and all of the "punishment" balls (burning at the stake, breaking on the wheel, drawn and quartered, etc.)

Personally I'm hoping he drew the gladiator ball.

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I think they replaced all of those with balls that let him fight fatty lawoid for his freedom

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How bout he pick one of deez nuts.

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What's in the box?

Pain

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He should take those odds, better chance than expected the jury to acquit him!!!!

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So what is he doing there actually?

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There are 18 jurors and they only use 12 so he's picking out the 6 losers that have all their power stripped.

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Lol why not use all available

I like the lottery idea better tbh, have days of trial only for it to not matter in the end.

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Rules and stuff. They are just supposed to use 12 and the backups are in case someone gets sick.

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sneed

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How could this possibly be Sneed?

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This is why I hate the whole sneed = seethe thing

Sneedposting is purely apolitical and nonsensical, as Allah intended.

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Sneed has fallen to the same level as incel or cuckold, a meaningless, superfluous word lost to the incoherent ramblings of dramatards.

trans lives matter

also, sneed

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