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Ex-Stripper (Whore) Whines That She Can't Act Like a Stripper in Her New Corporate Job - Two XXers Wish They Were Strippers Because Strippers are Neat.

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I wish I could be a stripper. Seriously before I got into the corporate world I was in a furniture warehouse and it was the same thing. If you had a problem with a guy you could tell him to frick off or meet you in the parking lot.

First off I have no doubt you could be a stripper.

I don't think men like overweight middle aged strippers don't be so sure.

Before marriage I used to go to a strip club for lunch when I worked downtown- they had great food, good prices and nice people. Got to know a number of dancers, many who were going to college and were very smart.

Strip clubs are cornerstones of the community, high dining and full of intellectuals.

You could probably post this in r/antiwork, too. If you wanted to. A lot of support and corporate hate over there.

And of course, anti-work is sympathetic to ex-strippers who are now forced to gasp write polite emails!


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but only dirty skeezy dumb sluts work there, apparently. Not smart but struggling young single moms trying to make enough money to survive

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skeezy dumb sluts

struggling young single moms

These people makes incel comedians work way too easy.

Also it's not hard to not pimp yourself out as a single mom. Then again, what's wrong with pimping yourself out if they say it's supposed to be wholesome/valid?

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It's the same picture.


:#marseytwerking:

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There's a strip club near me that has a hot dog lunch buffet. I've never been.

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The strip club near me has free hamburgers, hotdogs, and two beers during Monday Night Football games. My buddies and I have been a few times. One time a stripper got mad at me because I wanted to watch the game instead of her saggy crack titties.

You came to a STRIP CLUB to watch football???

Yes, b-word. Now get out of the way of the TV.

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The plan is not working the great hydra is losing its grip. Their are signs everywhere

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You should make a post about it

:marseyantiwork:

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Sounds very depraved I would check it out for the experience.

Apparently there's a diner in Portland that used to pair strippers and a $12 Friday prime rib special. I do like a good low-rent prime rib in a skeezy setting

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Rumor had it that before the pandemic fricked everything that some of the Portland strip clubs were also the best restaurants in town for certain food items. I don't know because I'm too soy to have gone to a strip club.

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I don't think that's an experience I want to have. I mean I doubt they're gourmet hot dogs, probably just a communal tub of water dogs with stale buns and store brand ketchup.

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Sometimes you are just in a mood for a hot dog in stale bun with store brand ketchup tho

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Akropolis is a steak house and strip club. There's also a vegan strip club

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No titties or butt to be found at that establishment.

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Does she not realize she can still behave like a stripper if she became, say, a welder?

I swear it's like these people forget garbagemen etc exist. All of their complaints are fixed the moment they leave the desk. Embarrassing.

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Or she could even still behave like a stripper if she became a stripper again lol. No one appears to be stopping her from doing that!

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Yeah, blue collar neighbors are chill af. She's not wrong that corporate culture is deep fried garbage but it ain't the only thing out there lmao.

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Fricking blue collar work is nice as shit. But there is a problem for non-males. Gotta be competent or you get a lot of shit or no work.

That is why you only see non-male in offices. I only worked with a non-male once. It left after half-day of shoveling.

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Yeah you gotta carry your weight and shitpost with the best of em or you'll hear about it. Which is part of why it's so nice. No strags allowed.

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twinks have a important role. Small and fit.

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I've known two strippers who tried to switch over to office jobs and just couldn't hack it. Part of it was drug addiction, they were used to being coked out while working, and part of it was just inability to work consistently. They were total flakes, and didn't seem to get why everyone would be pissed that they couldn't finish simple tasks in a timely manner. Not to mention they lacked any kind of professionalism.

There are plenty of sluts who work office jobs (see marketing and sales) but they know how to at least work consistently. Even the sluts that frick their way up the chain can at least do basic shit, and know when to shut the frick up.

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There are plenty of sluts who work office jobs (see marketing and sales)

Lol I am one of those sluts.


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In my experience, sluts do real well in marketing and sales. Everyone tries to be modern and equitable but the fact of the matter is everyone likes to buy stuff from attractive people. And attractive people who are good at using their looks for personal gain are usually sluts (even if the keep it on the DL) and are then usually pretty good at sales/marketing.

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Maybe there was that time but marketing and sales roles are increasingly technical. It’s all analytics dashboards and POS mass data analysis. The days of booth babes and taking clients to prostitutes is long over unfortunately. I got a taste of that when I first started but those golden days are done.


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You don't have to be a full-on booth babe to use your s*x to your advantage in sales. Pre-covid, you could still see the obvious advantage that attractive people had in client meetings. Of course you can't just be hot, but being hot still helps a lot. Crotchety old moids selling widgets are still more likely to buy their ERP software from a hot chick than an ugly, fat one. You can't make a career off a nice butt in a pencil skirt, but it seems to help make a sale or keep people's attention in a webinar. And not to be sexist, I've seen the same with male salesmen too. The halo effect is real, and it helps make commission.

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Man, this glamorization of s*x work is going to get some poor teen girls into a world of trouble.

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I just try to make friends in my all male STEM profession and Im suddenly the office slut :) I fricking hate corporate america

what alternative universe are these people living in, women and men in offices are friendly with each other all the time. In fact, calling someone a slut in most offices nowadays is gonna get you canned pretty quick

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You have no idea how catty women are in offices. I can totally see her being called a slut by befriending all the guys but it won’t be the men calling her a slut it’ll be the other women.


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Smh dramatards just revealing that they haven't worked with women before, nearly every birthing person dominated work environment is mired in backstabbing and name calling.

:trans: TRANS LIVES MATTER :trans:

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men can take clients and coworkers to strip clubs and talk about it

Lol I doubt many big corporations would like that

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They watched a season of Mad Men and think all corporations today are exactly like that lmao.

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taking a friend to a strip club once as a dumb "that was totally sick brooo" meathead bonding

literally grinding your bare butt on a pole for years on end interacting with all kinds of societal rejects

They are literally the same thing.

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I'm a straight dude. Not even a little bit bi

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lmao, who says she can't? play it right and she'll even get promoted

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Feminist is expected to contribute equally to the workplace, decides she'd rather be a s*x object for men.

Many such cases!

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Broke: "I hate strippers and s*x workers even though I jerk off to porn of them."

Woke: "S*x work is empowering, I go to strip clubs and hire hookers all the time."

Bespoke: "I support the rights of s*x workers but I don't go to strip clubs. Also the only time I slept with a s*x worker was when we met at a club and she wanted to get laid for fun, didn't even realize she was a s*x worker till she told me two weeks later over drinks."

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The expectations were low

So is the iq.

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Is it really that hard to have a presentable contact ID and not put your OnlyFans handle in your email signature?

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bartender at a moderately shitty gay bar in San Francisco in the early aughts. I'm a straight dude. Not even a little bit bi......It was fricking great. Work attire was tight pants and some kind of athletic shirt, do my hair up and let the stubble grow just a little. Flirt, shoot the shit, take care of the regulars and enjoy the drama.

:marseycope: cute twink all the way

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Exfoliated bussy and "i've never done this before" in the bathroom multiple times a week

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LOL yeah I know there's no way a straight dude would want to bartend a gay bar.


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And you're wrong.

The thing about privilege is you fail to understand the impact of bigotry.

You see it is an innocuous comment because you don't deal with the impacts of it. Your biggest concern is thise darn kids on the street, check your privilege before telling other people how racism affects them.

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