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Fellas what's your female trait? : AskMen

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I enjoy doing the dishes

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my wife loves being the jetpack (what we call when she's the big spoon). It's the best.

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I got a big butt

Prove it

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:marseychad: My female trait? I hate women.

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You must pick the tiniest little detail about their looks and use it to describe her to your friends.

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trans

no I'm not

king

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99% of reddit moids are soon to be trains or train leaning

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And that's a good thing. Inshallah

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I am cruel like a woman.

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This is the first signature I've seen that's actually good.

Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
/e/marseybooba.webp
www.pastebin.com/Jj9URfVi

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Rude

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Male redditors and sitting down to piss. Name a more iconic duo

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I honestly don't see the problem if you're already sitting down to shit and want to piss along the way.

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That’s completely different and you know it

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Honestly didn't read so I didn't know.

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he doesn't stand up mid-shit to piss

CUTE TWINK!

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he doesn't freestyle shit from a standing position to mark his territory.

Beta alert

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Imagine sitting down to shit

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Who else /noshit/ here?

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Piss retention

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Of course. I'll even give an exception if you just got out of bed and you're still half asleep. But these redditors sit down cause its comfortable or cause it makes less of a mess or because they can use their phones. It's so fricking pathetic

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But these redditors sit down cause its comfortable

Such unmanly!

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not standing up to shit

Beta move

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Stand when you shit neighbor or lop that peepee off c

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Sitting down to piss BECAUSE you can be using your phone, too, that way.

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Aren't you a foid?

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Yeah, but if I had a peepee I'd whip it out to pee standing up. I don't take my phone to the bathroom with me.

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Oh darn. Are you hot?

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No.

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:marseykneel:

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Maybe you are in a weird way that I’d be into.

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stop chasing rdrama gussy

:marseypuke:

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Arr slash drama dot net GF

No female friends

Doesn't make her bed, too busy shitposting

Will try to stick a finger up your butt for shock value

Your parents hate her instinctively

Multiple pending lawsuits against her

Changes jobs every 6-9 months

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Why live?

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You have a wonderful personality.

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I'm goddarned delightful.

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:marseygivecrown:

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Ask yourself this, would she be spending her evening posting on rdrama if she was?

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When else can you browse rdrama without public embarrassment?

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I do it in public. :gigachad2:

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In the comfort of my living room.

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If you don't sit to piss and stand to shit are you even a man?

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i only sit down to piss in public bathrooms

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Hopefully you use the urinals. True Chad move

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I'll sit to pee every so often too, not because I'm feminine, but because I'm too lazy to stand.

Redditors and "depression"

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I sit down to piss whenever I can, as my uncircumcised peepee will make a mess of the potty seat and I got tired of cleaning that up twice a day about fifteen years ago.

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How does your uncircumsized peepee make a mess out of the potty seat? You rockin' it hood up Trayvon style?

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I don't pull my foreskin back to pee as then the trajectory becomes uncertain.

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as then the trajectory becomes uncertain.

what did he mean by this?

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The Jew fears is the indoor freestyle pisser?

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I was ready to hate on you for sitting down to pee, but us uncircumcisedcels need to stick together

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shouldn't it have the opposite effect?

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No, it's like pinching a garden hose. Or adding a resistor to an electronic circuit. Higher voltage, lower current.

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Wtf does being uncircumcised have to do with pissing standing up?

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I honestly have no idea what he's talking about lmao

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Imagine pouring milk out of a new bottle and it makes a stream but also that little bit that just runs down the side onto the table instead of the cup.

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Everything, circumcel.

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There was a similar thread a few years ago and there were at least 10 responses about wearing panties.

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Practicing behaviors inclusive to Men of Non-Peepee :marseytrans2:

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They can get a she-wee. No excuses

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I like it when women are mean to me and treat me like shit

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@FrozenChosen, your BPD skills are valued here.

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🤗

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Lotta frickin’ cute twinks in that thread lmao.

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fellas, what's your female trait

Peepee

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I've got quite a few: I do not care about vehicles other than making them drive from A to B successfully. I hate football and think it's just there to encourage gambling. Hugs are accepted (within reason). I think beer tastes like soapy water of varying strengths. Breasts on a woman are nice, but I don't obsess over them. I am surprisingly feeble for my age and gender.

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tbe last sentence :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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I am surprisingly feeble for my age and gender.

I don’t think anyone’s surprised.

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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this is that guy's youtube channel. prime example of moid autism

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Lol why doesn’t he just use a gun

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My Spartan's color in halo is lightish red

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Has everyone in roosterteeth been arrested yet?

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I stopped following r-slurred shit like 3 years ago. Except for the you guys, of course.

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these are my female traits

  1. im quirky
  2. i've got boobs (its because im fat)
  3. i have an only fans
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What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings!

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I am abhorrent

Definitely a foid trait, he's right there

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You honestly sound like you need to be removed from society. I mean come on dude, like 20 people have given you the logical thoughts on this. Are you really THAT fricking stupid? Or is this an ego thing? You aren’t replying to any comment that actually contests you, you’re just trying to throw your thoughts on other people.

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