Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer I've uncovered what I think must be the most pathetic reddit profile I've ever encountered. Foids and moids I present to you:
https://old.reddit.com/user/AtheismTooStronk/submitted/
✔Lame stereotype username about Atheism who "doesn't believe in ANYTHING" (https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qd72ch/anyone_else_feel_like_they_never_chose_not_to/?sort=controversial)
✔Girl friend left him for another woman (https://old.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/comments/q7rpjm/been_working_my_ass_off_to_do_everything_i_can_to/?sort=controversial)
I know it’s lame as frick, but I was madly in love with my ex after 6 years of being together. I wanted to get sober last year so I could propose
Then she talked to her girl, told me they were just going to hang out, told her it was a bad idea, and she gaslit the frick out of me when I told her that despite her best intentions of just having a friend, I couldn’t trust that this girl wouldn’t try anything. Long short, I caught them in bed,
✔Works fast food despite being in his later 20s (https://old.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/n1ifyg/i_never_see_the_same_app_delivery_driver_twice_in/?sort=controversial)
✔Smokes so much weed he can't afford to pay for other things like Christmas (https://old.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/e7z7tv/cant_afford_a_christmas_tree_this_year_on_account/?sort=controversial)
✔Owns a STADIA (https://old.reddit.com/r/Stadia/comments/qwk5yn/stadia_gods_can_we_please_get_that_killer/?sort=controversial)
✔Drops shrooms and LSD on weekdays (https://old.reddit.com/r/shrooms/comments/qdx0sw/absolutely_nothing_off_two_grams_of_golden/?sort=controversial)
✔Plays with GUNDAMS that he buys thanks to gift cards (https://old.reddit.com/r/Gunpla/comments/9fvhfo/very_first_build_havent_bought_the_finishing_bits/?sort=controversial)
✔Dog he was tasked with watching died because it "got off it's leash" when he was walking it to go buy more weed (https://old.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/comments/i5myvg/im_almost_2_weeks_sober_after_3_detoxs_over_the/?sort=controversial)
I already went to the store and bought 3 nips. I’m holding one in my hand but I’m trying to call everyone and do anything I can. But I am fricking broken right now, I fricking loved that dog, and I had to watch my girlfriend’s dad break down. He said it was like losing a child. I fricking got his dog killed because I showed him that my girlfriend was coming back from across the street to us. He got so excited, and broke the clasp free on his collar. Car came at the perfect time, he didn’t die immediately, but died in my arms shortly after.
✔Was so alcoholic that he drank himself to "bone death" in his hips (https://old.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/comments/pw9wu5/152_days_sober_today_here_with_a_warning_to_the/?sort=controversial)
Just got diagnosed with avascular necrosis, or osteonecrosis of the femoral joints in my hips. Turns out brutally heavy drinking can cause bone death in your hips and possibly knees, causing chronic debilitating pain.
I have literally never seen anyone post so many hard Ls to their public profile on Reddit. Of course I ran into this guy cheering the virtues of Communism on the r-slurred Warhammer thread that was posted here last week. He's unironically very pro-Commie, anti-Work and just probably the biggest loser I've ever seen on Reddit which is pretty hard.
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Reddit is following SA: mods are replaced by humorless unemployable losers, who then ban everyone unlike themselves. Soon it’s just dysfunctional people seething in the empty shell of what used to be a giant forum. They move on to take over the mod team elsewhere. Rinse and repeat.
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So when we expect to see Spez off himself?
I'm still sad/mad about what happened to lowtax.
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Internet moderation used to be conflated with ownership. If you were an admin of a forum, you were a sysadmin. Reddit and other sites popularized a system in which anyone can set up and moderate a forum in a couple clicks (subreddit, twitter blog, etc). From then on, moderation became a purely parasitic activity.
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People were able to create moderated forums on usenet. I guess they still can. There was usually an unmodded version of every newsgroup that was modded, though. Shit, I can't remember the details. You are right though overall.
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Reading each point went from -haha he fits the stereotype to -how is this a real human being
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My face when:
Weekdaynightdrinkingthread bros, I don't feel so good
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Sounds like a CUCK disease. Heavy drinking has been always going strong in the family and something like this never happened. He is a pathetic mayo with weak bones.
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Shoulda drunk more fricking milk smh
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I've been drinking during the week since college, over twenty years ago. You're probably fine.
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My uncle's hitting 70 and he drinks wine + homemade alcohol every day. Old man is still as strong as an ox.
If you exercise regularly + not using r-slurred shit like smoke and weed, you'll be fine. This dumb shit probably get high everyday.
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Anecdotal data is useless to make such a statement. Your uncle is genetically lucky. I personally know know someone that smoked weed everyday for years, while working like heck and moved up real far in the company. I saw him do this over the years. Yet I would never claim it is ridiculous to say heavy potsmokers are lazy. They usually are. One exception doesn't change that. One uncle that has not been negatively affected by years of drinking does not change the fact that most people who do that are. I mean... Post bussy LOL
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Yeah, it's an unironically depressing read.
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What a find, this guy is unbelievably pathetic. I want to say this might be fake but I know people who aren't too far off this. They're probably not lame enough to post it all on reddit though.
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I was calling him an r-slur for his commie / tankie comments and found his profile, literally stopped harassing him after seeing it and wished him better luck and that things picked up for him. Legit made me feel bad for him the fricker.
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Yikes, regret is a womanly feeling sweaty, check in at gate 6 for your mandatory estrogen injection.
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Fricking guy is so pathetic he emasculated me and turned me into a foid.
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Oh, you're like my Chinacel friend.
Something in him snapped after having to listen to his three sisters get their gussies pounded out by non-chinacels for years in high school and college.
Haha, his dad was so funny. "I have no son, only daughters" as he knocks back shot after shot of whisky.
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Asian boys just remind me of my brother tee hee. Thats why i only do bbc and bwc sweaty.
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What a chad.
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Only steers and queers feel empathy, and you ain’t got horns, partner.
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Most low IQ moids are doomed to have lives like this. There is nothing we can do for them besides ship them to a monastery to find god and be babysat by someone with more common sense.
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If there's anything worse than a low IQ moid, its any type of foid.
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That title describes literally every redditor
Let's break down his atheism
Lol
I swear 99% of redditors issues with God are resolved by reading Job. These people can't even read.
God is in control of what happens to you for eternity. He is an all-powerful entity that you will never understand in a million years. He hired some jews to write you a handbook. Shut up and clean your room.
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What's her phone number?
Any antiwork posts?
I don't know how you can be a white supremacist when these people are in your racial squad
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Good enough to convert me into a born again Christian.
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The only thing as annoying as average redditors are religious nuts.
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I'd feel bad for him, but he owns a stadia.
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Congratulations. You have found the King of the Average Redditors. Who shall be his Kween??
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Upsetting as frick if true. Too many shitty owners like this keeping their barely trained dogs in tiny, filthy apartments and shortening their pets' lifespans because they have no sense of responsibility.
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Many such cases. Sad.
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Hey everyone! My name is Juan-Elias Riesco, my mom and I own Nini's Deli together, and before I gave my life to Jesus Christ, I used to be a homosexual.
I still remember the day as if it was yesterday when my older brother Jose shared the Good News of Jesus with me and told me that I was on a path of destruction without Christ. I thank God that he did not sugar coat it, because it was his forthrightness that struck a cord heart. After that moment I was immediately convicted for my sins, and just a few months later I went to church and cried out for Jesus' mercy over my life!
Now, I am married to the woman of my dreams and we have two precious children together (and Lord willing many more). It is because of this that I as a business owner now have such a big heart for my #LGBTQ friends. If Christ could change me, surely He can change anyone!
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/user/AtheismTooStronk/submitted/:
https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qd72ch/anyone_else_feel_like_they_never_chose_not_to/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/comments/q7rpjm/been_working_my_ass_off_to_do_everything_i_can_to/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/n1ifyg/i_never_see_the_same_app_delivery_driver_twice_in/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/e7z7tv/cant_afford_a_christmas_tree_this_year_on_account/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Stadia/comments/qwk5yn/stadia_gods_can_we_please_get_that_killer/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/shrooms/comments/qdx0sw/absolutely_nothing_off_two_grams_of_golden/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Gunpla/comments/9fvhfo/very_first_build_havent_bought_the_finishing_bits/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/comments/i5myvg/im_almost_2_weeks_sober_after_3_detoxs_over_the/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/comments/pw9wu5/152_days_sober_today_here_with_a_warning_to_the/?sort=controversial:
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Posts about dead dogs need to be flagged. I don't give a shit about the rest.
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I am legit scared of weed from seeing how it turns people into lazy losers
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This is every Redditor stereotype combined into a hedonistic monstrosity.
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This guy kills dogs, relationships and even his own bones. What a fricking loser.
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