Reported by:

  • cirno: i can't upvote this post so i'll report it instead

Upvote to participate in dramacoin Ponzi scheme :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:


Hello rdrama. I have an exciting investment opportunity for my fellow dramautists. I guarantee that you will see returns on your drama coin in excess of 6,000,000%.

The pitch is simple:

Upvote the post

Comment on the post

After a predetermined time a sophisticated algorithm will select a user from the comments to recieve their drama coin returns

This is a totally risk free investment with guaranteed returns. You have this one opportunity to make millions of drama coin. What are you waiting for?

Edit: lots of volatility in the dramacoin market today, but I managed to make some smart moves and already doubled everyone’s money! You guys are all going to be so rich! Be sure to invest! Again, this is a guaranteed return. There’s no way you can lose.

165
       
Comment
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm getting in early

:marseymerchant:

Welcome to the club! Just imagine driving along the French riveria in your brand new Porsche enjoying the dramacoin you’ve made from this wise investment decision. You are now an elite member of the global investing community.

I'm having second thoughts though, man. I just found OP's reddit account, and I'm pretty sure he's a 🧃🦎

here's him at the UN sumit:

I can do business with lizards

:marseymerchant:

I'm getting in late but maybe I can mine enough heckin up-or-down-dooterinos to get into the supreme meme cunt-REEE KKKlub

Sure buddy, keep at it hehe. You'll make it if you try hard enough. Just make sure to reinvest any earnings.

:marseymerchant:

Here take more! Take all Ive got! I'd be a fool not to invest!

:marsoyhype: :marseycoin:

:marseypoor: Really need this dramacoin

This is a guaranteed return program. I would also recommend investing all of your parents and grandparents dramacoin so that they can enjoy stable, excellent returns for the rest of their retirement.

Gimme gimme drama tendies,

be from freezer or from Wendy's

my appetite for drama coins,

is for a thing of much enjoin

If I cannot get marsey coins,

then shove a fencepost up your loins

GIMME GIMME, GIMME NOW,

I WANT MO MONEYS, WANT THEM NOW

IF POORER BY THE OFFER'S END,

AND GIVEN NOT A COIN TO SPEND,

THEN LIKE AN AUTIST I SHALL REND!

REEEEE

Thank you for your well considered and wise investment choice. Your drama coin is safe with us!

thank you sr. epstien :marseymexican:

The dramacoin version of a pump and dump

Au contraire! this is a sophisticated financial product that is usually limited to big hedge funds and banks. But today we are offering it to the general public. It’s top secret proprietary investment strategy practically prints drama coin! Ever wonder how hedge funds get so stinkin rich? This is it! Our expert financial engineers from all the top global universities have reviewed this strategy and the verdict is in: “It can’t lose!”

But time is limited. So invest now! And remember apes together strong!

Bro, trust me, it's just like Reddit buying up Gamestop stocks. Nothing to worry about.