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Impassionata they/them EFFECTIVE ANTAGONISM MANIFESTO INCOMING  2yr ago (text post) 433 thread views #26697

vampires can't see themselves in the mirror

lmao I'd explain but I'm twittified

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Not quite true. Mirrors in olden days used silver as a reflective backing and silver is a "pure" metal that wouldn't reflect evil things like vampires. Modern mirrors use aluminum as a reflective backing and a vampire's reflection would show in it.

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Truly, we have fallen to degenerate perversions of our ancient crafts in these modern times.

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Imagine you see in the mirror a self driving car getting closer and closer to you, hunting you relentlessly through the streets.

Then you turn around and realise it's only a vampire, whew.

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and the power-hungry vampires who rule our kind 4/x

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they feed with lawsuits 7/7

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lmao it just becomes gibberish maybe I am just GPT

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or so you might call it 5/x

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the generational turnover 3/x

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our main problem is only those our ancestors shared 2/x

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self driving car sure is getting closer 1/x

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financial vampires 6/x

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vampires can't see themselves in the mirror

they don't even know they're dead

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You know, I didn't realize you and @Intervention were different people until today

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:marseysipping:

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Me too. I think they’re fraternal twins.

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Exiting the Vampire Castle.

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You should longpost in Twitter form. Just write a top-level comment and keep replying it to continue your post.

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that certainly works better than replying in sequence, but it's too coherent

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but it's too coherent

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no shit r-slur the whole point is that they don't show up in mirrors at all

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Complaining about financial vampires is for people who are too dumb to understand the purpose of other people's jobs

:#marseyklennycross:

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Jobs which should be automated. I understand their purpose.

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Prostate havers, in my opinion are degenerate genetically. I can forgive them for being stupid.

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