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I don’t think you understand what being in the closet means. Often, the individual themselves doesn’t understand they’re gay. When coming out, you often have to come out to yourself first.
When I was a teenager and found out about that, it blew my mind. I realized every straight person under the Sun, doesn’t know for sure they are straight until they’ve tried same s*x activities. So, by that logic, I went to my bi best friend and was like “you down?” “Sure.” And we tried it.
Nope. I’m straight as an arrow.
The rest of the thread is shaping up to be a fun shitshow as well.
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I believe that you can groom yourself to be any sexuality you want, that's why so many zoomers say they are Pan.
Of course people can just be born gay, but I think a lot of the people who say they are BI or Pan wouldn't actually date the same gender.
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Everyone has a seed of gay that they can water if they choose to.
Straggotry is a CHOICE!
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The fruit of that tree is full of poop
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Bi women are almost always basically straight and bi men are almost always basically gay or male feminists
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All women are bi, there is literally no such thing as a straight foid. Prisons and Rome prove the same is true of the majority of men
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There’s nothing gay about topping to be fair. If you close your eyes, a mouth is a mouth. And there is nothing more masculine than abusing another man.
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I feel like a lot of women are comfortable fooling around with other women or having casual relationships, but very few bi women are going to marry the b-word and be faithful and all that
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I agree with most of this but I think the bi-men thing is muddied by insecure gays who aren't willing to come fully out. 'Real' bi men are just s*x crazed and will turn to frick men because it's easier and they can still get turned on by it. I think it would be more apt to say that bi-men who are bottoms are basically gay. Bi women are harder to pin down because it's socially acceptable for women to experiment so a lot of straggot women will romanticize lesbian s*x, try it, not enjoy it and then claim to be bi. If a guy openly claims to be bi and still fricks women, they're probably not lying.
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This is spot on and recognizing this is why I haven’t given in and joined Grindr
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It makes a lot more sense when you realize sexuality is just observable behavior, while categorized sexual orientation is an imprecise and subjective concept that was created recently. We feel sexual impulses but they're not always the same as what we actually do, and they can vary.
Ancient Greek men were expected to like bussy and they were expected to frick their wives. Some probably preferred one or the other, but it doesn't really matter, and there's no objective way to measure. They just did it.
Social environment determines a lot about our sexual behavior. This used to be an LGBT talking point, but now that they've been so successful in the West they'd rather bury it, because it means their identities and orientations are not set in stone at some fundamental level, any more than straggots' are. Troids occasionally acknowledge this when they need they girldick sucked though.
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See how many animals marry their s*x partners and then ramble on how bisexuality means you have to date both.
You can tap that bussy just as fine without marrying the dude. Who on earth told you you need to date every hole you sully?
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Indeed, who did that?
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You’d think, but most people who try fail (see this guy or the legion of “bi”s who don’t actually do it)
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Most dont because they arent r-slurred
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The problem with successfully being bi is that men are so male no matter how they try to conceal it. Sadly, the giant feminine peepee is a myth and we’ll never get to suck it.
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A Thanksgaying Poem
There can be no good study of the Big Gay,
Cause wokies and wingcucks demand science only say,
"born this way,"
"possible to pray away,"
"I'm 12 years old, attracted to fur, and my pronoun is fae,"
"your repulsion of girlpeepee is bigotry, let me groom you today,"
Real Science would reveal a little nature and a little nuture - the truth is grey,
But ((they)) won't let us find it, oy vey!
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Noooo my consent
He probably isnt even wrong, but hearing redditors whine about consent automatically makes me dismiss their point
Lol neighbor you r-slurred
Groomercord instruction manual
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he's the groom but he's getting groomed
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Redditors speaking of consent is like fish talking about mountain-climbing.
It straight up sounds like what ten years ago would have been homophobic allegations. Its the shit you'd see in evangelical "educational" movies in the 80s
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I don't think gays in denial realize that most straight guys never even doubt they're straight. They just could never be aroused by men on a concrete level.
Then again, most guys haven't been groomed
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They just don’t get it. Even after being molested men are gross. It’s just the warm meaty peepees I’m interested in.
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How many burgers wish they could throw the LGBTQ+azt back into the closet. I have news for you, you can through the following of the Prophet(PBUH) you can rid yourself of the slippery slope you are currently sliding down at record speeds.
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oh nooo free healthcare and a high trust homogenized society after another two generations of race mixing, what will we ever do
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Since when did burgers have free healthcare. Also you don't actually believe that bullshit you just wrote do you? Your politicians gave up a high trust society long ago, you won't be getting it back by the small percentage of race mixing you have. Yes another generation or two Is that the leftoid version of two more weeks.
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Its going to be high trust because the autonomous killbots will quarantine anyone breaching trust from existence.
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Heck yeah
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Styled on
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Jihad the soycucks inshallah
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If you’ve seen some of the uglier mixed neighbors, you’d know we’re headed for a uniform underclass of disgusting murder hobos
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Obama > Palin
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This is one of those male/female things. Women don't much know what they want and tend to have relatively fluid sexualities. Men are either very yes or very no to something and they know it from about 10 years old onwards.
A couple of dudes touching each other's peepees while knowing underneath they're absolutely not into that is pretty funny tho
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Iirc men usually have stronger sexual opposition to stuff they're not attracted to. Female s*x drive is what you want, while male s*x drive is what you want plus what you don't want. Of course it varies.
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Woman have a very broad spectrum physical sexual response. Study done on it with chimp porn. Men don't. Possibly true for intellectual /emotional sexual response.
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I think it's completely normal when a straight person tries gay s*x, like he won't like it but just trying it out of curiosity wont make him gay or bi, only if he actually ends up liking it.
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That's not what I said
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Stop quadblocking me
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Then why did you write it?
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Quaddy would never
If you were taylor swift i'd bang though
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Something that involves 100% men is pretty manly anyway.
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Stalin did not go far enough.
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wrong
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Yeah i didnt know i was straight until i was getting bottomed out by my buddy either, we cracked some brews after and had a good laugh when i shat out his nut. If you dont think thats straight you might justbe a homophone!
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Tumblr and its consequences
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have been a dis*ster for the humxn race
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Heterosexuality is a mental illness.
Only gay is A O.K.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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All straight people should have gay s*x to make sure they're actually gay or they will never know
All lesbians need to try peepee.
When you hear lesbian and instantly think of
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That comment is clearly a joke riffing off the fact trains unironically say this.
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The best thing about being in the closet is other people not having to hear relationship drama
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I wish more straggots were in the closet
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Sounded pretty hot until I was reminded they were both redditors
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I know what being in the closet means because I am in it right now can you guys please unlock the door is this isn't funny guys
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Most heterosexual redditor
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There's a difference between talking about the effects of somebody's actions and talking about their character and motives. Obviously, Trump's actions have (thus far) had less bad effects than Hitler's. But what the original poster was saying, and what I think is hard to dispute, is that Hitler was a better man than Trump.
Snapshots:
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Darn apparently I’m mega gay for only being attracted to women.
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getting your bussy smashed to pwn the gays
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