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Forgetful presale buyer of a billion-dollar crypto ponzi finds $61m under his pillow. Bagholders in shambles as he crashes the whole thing with no survivors.

https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/biz/thread/43958215

If you'd like to watch the bloodshed you can see the chart here.

https://dextools.io/app/bsc/pair-explorer/0xff3dd404afba451328de089424c74685bf0a43c9

Here's the SafeMoon telegram and groomercord if you'd like to harvest bagholder cope and seethe in real time.

https://t.me/SafeMoonv2

https://groomercord.com/invite/safemoon

In other degenerate crypto news, the memecoin "unvaxxed sperm" is pumping hard. This can probably be attributed to the fact that it was the coin this guy was desperately gambling on before he realized he was a multimillionaire. You can see that chart here: https://dextools.io/app/bsc/pair-explorer/0x54d3745c243a28c67d4deb2d397875eafe54b530

Edit: King shit lmao.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I bought SafeMoon, or maybe SafuMoon, about last spring. Turned 400 dollars into 3 grand in a couple hours then backed out.

Someone made a chart where they invested money in every single dog coin that ever got out. The results were phenomenal. Even though a lot of the coins turned into a total loss, the gains were so extravagant that it didn't matter. If you were a moron and just blindly bought every dog coin that was shilled since December you would be rich by now.

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I've seen that chart. It made me seethe a little, ngl.

The virgin fundamentals researcher vs the CHAD doge and ponzi enjoyer.

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Ponzis always were the best money. That's why governments decided to run their whole systems on one and banned it for everyone else.

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Ponzi is the natural hierarchy of human species. It's all Fathers and Sons

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Ditto. I feel like I missed out on the opportunity to buy/sell memecoins to rip idiots off.

My god, just reading this thread -- does every dipshit make their own coin? Who honestly expects anything to come from "kadena coin" besides early people getting rich

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In that chart how long did they hold?

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Several months IIRC. Dude bought and forgot until he posted, it's why nearly all of his losses were 100%. I have it saved on my pc but I can't remember what I set the file name to. If I find it I'll post.

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Yeah I should start. After ten years of being r-slurred and thinking crypto was a meme I bought ETH and am up like 30%. It’s like free fricking money.

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I've thought about making some kind of script that somehow measures hype of new coins when they first appear to get in early on the inevitable pump and dump

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live picture of the crash


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711210096745272.webp

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Safemoon more like fastdump

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:marseydab:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711210096745272.webp

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"taco bell shits" coin

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Buy the dip :zoomersoy:

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Lol this is great. One of the currently most valuable cryptos sponsored an event I did in college before they were well known. I seriously regret not buying a bunch of their coin just to flatter them. Their company developed a new blockchain structure or something and it apparently absolutely took off one day so that was actually kind of nice to see. They gave us a frick ton of money and were really nice people.

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I'm guessing it was Fantom, Avalanche, Solana, Hashgraph, or maybe Kadena.

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πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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didn't safemoon crash like multiple times already lol

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safecrash

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tfw you still dont know how your metamask got hacked

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but for real during the safemoon hype all sorts of safeXXX clones came out

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someone made SafeCrash @Aevann

https://bscscan.com/token/0xe16ff92b80fe115d3c677daf9f2c24bc08f7c3d7?a=0xa57f84a365a458a14fd1b4e8cd9bf27cafd5536d

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:marseytears: :marseytears: :marseytears:

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it's my fault really, had a hardware wallet but never thought of moving my gambling crypto over :marseysob:

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i dabbled in crypto for almost a decade and still get shit stolen :marseysob: it must be heck for the noobs

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If the day ever comes that Satoshi's million BTC start moving...

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Holy based

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Anyone who buys a coin called "SafeMoon" had it coming.

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How much was his initial buy in?

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2.5 BNB. $1570 at current market values.

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2.5 bnb back then was like 200 bucks

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:chad:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711210096745272.webp

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Your link gave me aids

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Ah, Sorry. I forgot about that since I have a VPN. This archive in particular is set up to blast mobile browsers from American IP ranges with a firehose of annoying ads.

Here's a link to the live thread. https://archived.moe/biz/thread/43958215

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Glorious :taychefkiss:

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Anyone know how much he made? Surprised to hear there's $61m of real liquidity in the SafeMoon market.

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Honestly, I don't think I hate women, I just like making fun of them. I def hate rightoids way more.

In many ways my anti-foid views are a relic of my political awakening at like 22 or 23. My first ever feeling of political disgust was reading a UN report that kept saying "women and children" to inflate the foid numbers.

That was my first exposure to femtardism, and I became a rabid anti-feminist for a number of years

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