Sometimes I come across users who say things that seem more appropriate for our home sub. I want to give these posters the awards they deserve but none of the current awards in the shop seem particularly appropriate. Please use this thread to brainstorm ideas for an SRDine award.
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Who ever gets awarded has to use βyikesβ, βimagineβ, and β*checks notes*β in the same sentence
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Don't forget "problematic", "dogwhistle", and "a lot to unpack here".
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This ain't it, chief
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Read the room.
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I cant read
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Hill to die on.
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Not a good look.
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I feel "imagine" is more 4chan lingo than SRD
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Imagine using 4chan instead of srd
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Imagine imagining.
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Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
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Imagine your head getting separated from your body and finding yourself in Jahannam, kafir scum. You can burn with Lennon
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Imagine being a bongo
And still getting pumped full of leeaad oh ho hooo
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Imagine all the people, something for todaaay
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Yikes imagine thinking that SRD is as racist as *checks notes* 4chan
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"Im an r-slur but" is what they were looking for.
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Thatβs another good one lmao
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Narrator: it was not a good one
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The way redditors type genuinely makes me seethe
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I totally agree with you (spoiler alert: I don't)
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Yikes, imagine checking your notes
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Yikes, Imagine not heckin, checks notes, yall wait a minute. Pause. Record scratch. Are you seriously being problematic in a safe space? Fascist. Nazi Fascist. Reported. Blocked. Please do better next time. Sksksjfhjdtk.
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I HATE THE IMAGINECHRIST
I HATE THE IMAGINECHRIST
I HATE THE IMAGINECHRIST
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Name some names
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I never remember names, only their terrible posts and whether or not they were pink. There's probably plenty of overlap with my mayo list though.
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At least share one of your lists for us
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it's a neural network database in cooperation with German Intelligence, you can't just "see" it, you'll have to work for it
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I've been described as SRDine-like.
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Gross
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You can still redeem yourself if you become a sleeper agent on the SRDine mod team. Having someone ready to pin Lawlzposts at a moment's notice would make you a valuable asset.
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Yikes on bikes.
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Have you considered just writing the opposite of every take that occurs to you? Vonnegut says that you are who you pretend to be so you could end up sane.
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Yikes, do better honey!
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Was is my incessant Marsey posting?
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We need the ability to tag people, like with RES. Then you can make a masstagger style list of the mayoids and neurotypicals
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awardees get my profile page's very inclusive css theme applied to them!
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Nobody deserves that punishment
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it's beautiful
@Suprememe
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It should work like the train award or fireflies but with sardine cans
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Make them randomly flop on chunks of text frequently
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I kind of love this idea.
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omg your sig my eyes
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No party like a Marsey party
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Maybe it can prevent you from using any slurs/force you to use "insults" like chud or something, idk, that probably wouldn't be annoying enough
Or they would have to post timestamped bussy to start posting again, so that they can be gay in a good way instead of in a srdine way, but of course heckin valid women would be excluded since the jannies don't wanna see that
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But we have the Touch Grass award already though
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Great idea. We should have a corresponding Ruqqoid Award as well
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Give a Star of David to ruqqoids and wholesome user flairs like "Blacked.com subscriber since 2003"
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No need for anything special just leave an icon next to their post and I'll remember to call them cute twink! when I see it
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SRDine award: Gives the user a very special css theme about canning the srdine and they would have to either type the srdine marseys and/or type βCan The SRDineβ and/or type and/or ping
@can_the_srdine (lol no) in every post and comment
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I like this. Maybe the SRDine theme can force them to say something nice about Kyle Rittenhouse for their posts to be approved.
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In addition to all of the suggestions here, you must tag the end of your post with /s.
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Agendaposters are terrible but not really the same as sardine ones. I say make an award that changes the pfp to a sardine and changes their flair to make it proclaim them as being sardinish. Make it like a scarlet letter.
Edit I also like
@fartbinn's ideas about it making them use Sardinian language.
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It should be similar to the agendaposter theme, except instead of having to include "trans lives matter" on every comment they should have to include "I huff my own farts".
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"Black Lives DONT Matter"
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Should just append '/s' to all posts.
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Maybe sardines swimming across screen like train award?
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Turn the banner for them into a direct link to 4/pol/, cursor should be a pepe, downvoting is a happy merchant and upvoting is a dead one. Make posting unique liveleak urls mandatory for posting.
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The award should just rapidly flash keep yourself safe on their screen permanently
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Words along the lines of "escaped the can" or "get back in the can".
That's my 2 cents.
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A*
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Depends on whether you pronounce it "ess arr deen" or "sardine".
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Have a bot follow them around and reply to their comments "[recipient] is rarted".
Or maybe make them pay 1 or 2 (or 5) dramacoin per new comment.
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We need a talibangang one to use to patrol the kuffir.
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Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on peepees, and your own peepee in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.
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