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πŸš‚ goes on amazing first date!

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And no I wasn’t either of these people.

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wait you know I was trans?

These levels of self delusion are impressive

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I wonder if it was the voice, Adam’s apple, facial hair, or bone structure that give it away.

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Peepee was just a smidge too veiny to be a biofoid's

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It's always the voice.

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"How did you guess?"

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:marseyohno: :marseyworried:

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Have you been with men before?

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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just a few traps. they seemed to be pretty self aware actually

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wait you know I was trans?

Explain.

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And no I wasn’t either of these people.

You wish nerd.

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I was both of those people.

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you wish nerdcute twink

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Implying OP can get a date and survive a social situation...

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Ahh a fellow mouthfeel enthusiast. I feel bad for the guy. He's just trying to experience the finer things in life.

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Prove it, boy

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I know this is fake but they all have this attitude. why do trains hate bi guys so much? My straight guy friends are absolutely repulsed by peepee, I'm cool with it obviously so by removing us from the dating pool theres basically no one left.

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Because they can never be certain that you see them as a true woman if you also like peepee. You have to be into them despite not liking peepee which is why they always want straight guys.

These mental gymnastics are the only convincing arguement I've encountered to say that trans women really are women.

:marseytrad: :marseydisagree:

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which is why they always want straight guys~cis women

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There's two strains of trains. The AGP (heterossexual man) and HSTS (gay man), don't confuse them :marseyfug:

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what does each one stand for im dumb

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HomoSexual TransSexual

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oh shit that makes sense, sorry i never know any of this β€œlingo” anyone uses

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Don't ever apologize for that

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thank you i only just learned what a burger was and i was so ashamed. too many words to keep track off and too little brain cells to remember them with :marseybigbrain:

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aging gussy p-dophile, hellish satanic :marseytrain: sickos

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Thank you for educating me on the intricacies of the mentally ill.

Do the HSTS also experience gender euphoria when putting on womens clothing?

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HSTS ones are the one who actually try to look good and usually aren't crazy. AGP ones usually just put on a dress, ignore their male pattern baldness and want to be treated like a porn star. I don't have a problem with trains but god do I hate ugly people.

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I don’t have a problem with trains but god do I hate ugly people

FINALLY, someone that gets it!

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usually aren't crazy

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I don't have a problem with trains but god do I hate ugly people.

Exactly, only passing trains are valid

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I'm pretty sure the train I dated was AGP and fits everything there but she def didn't like gussy that much.

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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You're welcome

Do the HSTS also experience gender euphoria when putting on womens clothing?

I dunno, the way you can differentiate them online is whether they talk about being disgusted by their shenis or how much they want to r*pe lesbians with it

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it’s two stupid categories for :!marseytrain:s to pretend it’s not all one big r-slur joke

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wait is this actually true? i couldn’t figure out what the poor guy did β€œwrong” in the πŸš‚β€™s eyes. honestly really sad that someone is so insecure that they blow up like this. seems like the guy genuinely liked them (ik its fake but like…)

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Yeah. Guys who are actually into trans women are called "chasers". Trains don't like them because those guys don't see them as 100% normal women which feels invalidating :marseypearlclutch:

Finding (convincing) a straight guy/lesbian girl is their ultimate goal because it means they are finally seen as a real woman (because women are defined by how frickable they are, you know?)

Also, you know what I've never heard a normal woman say?

"Ugh, I think he's only into me because I have a vagina. If I didn't you just know he wouldn't be trying."

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im mentally ill enough to understand the logic but GOD that is fricking rslurred, if someone wants to frick you and they’re hot, take the opportunity instead of seethe and whine maybe??

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Don't stick your peepee in crazy unless it's bussy, then it's crazy good

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because women are defined by how frickable they are, you know?

:#marseyagree:

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It’s funny how the more I learn about trains the more r-slurred I think they are. Like the general public has no idea how far this rabbit hole of mental illness goes

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You have to be into them despite not liking peepee which is why they always want straight guys.

The only 'straight guys' they will find are dudes so far in the closet they're in fricking Narnia.

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Liking peepee proves you are a chaser and you only like her girl peepee, not the rest of her. Sorry, it basically proves you don't think she's a woman

Also OP is fake and straight

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It's super invalidating because trans women are women and there'll always be an element of doubt. Does he want me because I'm a woman or does he want me because I'm a man?

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i like a bit of peepee

Gae

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really? jesus christ, take what you can get, frickin foids smh

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no sauce

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you pathetic midget cute twink

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Probably went on a date with LLM.

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didn't end with a heccin' valid midget TOPPING

Nah probably not

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That midget is bottom r-slur

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Where would we be without this beautiful train rage bait?

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Most stable :marseytrain:

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screenpost lmao

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hecking wholesome

:#marseylove: :#marseyblush:

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Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on peepees, and your own peepee in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.

Snapshots:

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And thats why it is called a mental illness folks!

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Most stable train

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I've seen this reposted so many times

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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me meeting a troid for the first time:

her: I'm trans.

me: what's that?

her: I used to be a man.

me: oh, I just thought you were a really ugly woman.

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lmao when i get peepeeed down by :marseytrain:s they dont give a shit and neither do i

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Most mentally stable train

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"Wait, you're OK with the fact I have a peepee? You actually like it? You fricking transphobe!"

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