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That's right, sweaty. That money was being naughty and had to be arrested and put into a nice, safe slush fund.

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Good dog.

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It is not a crime to possess $100,000 in cash.

I can't think of one legitimate reason you would have 100k on you and try to travel. Heck it's weird to have over a couple hundred in cash nowadays

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It weird to have ANY cash in you in major cities today, unless you're poor. Literally everything takes apple pay or credit card. Cash only gets you pestered by the homeless.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Why would you ever pay by card? Do you want the government to know which dildos you buy? Always pay cash.

cash only gets you pestered by the homeless

Why are you walking? Where’s your chauffeur?

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Do you want the government to know which dildos you buy?

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If I could, I would make eye contact with my FBI monitor while I buy my s*x toys.

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Do you want the government to know which dildos you buy?

I lost them in a tragic boat accident :marseyboomer:

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I know you probably don’t go outside but we have these things called β€œbars” β€œbreweries” and β€œrestaurants” which are usually concentrated in areas that are purposefully made walkable and are usually blocked off to cars.


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You r-slurred BIPOC? You can have your chauffeur take you to those. Any place β€œblocked off to cars” is for poors that have to pay with credit cards.

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Ohhh is that what actually happened in waukesha?


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Why else would I be buying em

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Unironically a Glowie plot to control you

The :marseybog: fears the cash-only fertilizer buyer

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Most well adjusted dramanaut.


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comments like these are why we need consumeproduct-fugees

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Because you’re too r-slurred and poor to have a line of credit?


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But you need a mugging fund in your wallet. Don't want to have nothing and get shanked for wasting the thief's time.

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"Because I feel like it" is a valid reason you fricking communist

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ooo this is good lolbertarian bait. Hope you have fun on your 17th birthday, it's okay if no one comes they're just intimidated by how enlightened you are :marseyweeb:

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Stay mad poorcel, this is a practical concern for me. I'm sorry you think a hundred thousand dollars is too much to travel with or whatever you're trying to get at

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practical

I'm sorry I didn't realize I was talking to an actual r-slur :marseylaugh:

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Please stop talking to me and go be poor somewhere else

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okay r-slur :marseyautism:

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Don't worry sweety, you're allowed to travel with however much cash you want.

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Thats the thing, you don't need a reason.

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oh look a p-do libertarian in the wild!

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Turner and Hooch apparently think otherwise.

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One time the bank claimed charges were made on a card I hadn’t even opened the envelope to yet, and said it would take three months to get my money back. So pulled all of the money out in 50s and 100s.

I was immature and in my early twenties so before I deposited it in a new account, a lot was spent on drugs, a motorcycle, and I’m sure some of it was swiped when all of my friends and I rolled around in around $25kish.

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Was that card named Albert Einstein?

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I can’t remember if it was PNC or National City, but it was an account I had in both my name and my dad’s from when I was in college. They tried claiming my dad must’ve been hitting up liquor stores on the south side of Chicago even though his card was in an unopened envelope a few hundred miles away.

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He earned that mayo coochie with extra peanut butter tonight.

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:(

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I can’t see that Marsey and not picture @frozenchosen, which suffers in some contexts


:#marseyastronaut:

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Yeah sorry. It’s the first β€œfoid” marsey that comes to mind.

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Need to teach dog to sniff bitcoin

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Prove that the money didn’t come from crime. I’m charging that money with a crime.

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New World Order says no cash allowed.

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Only lolberts are allowed to be mad about this.

libs, cons and anyone between must recognize carrying that amount of money is only for illegal activity and thus cops are just keeping them safe. Commies can't white about civil asset forfeiture because nobody carrying 100k is working class, this is just cops stealing from the rich.

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:quote: well, you might some day in the future commit a crime with this money, so we're taking it! :quote:

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might

Definitely

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I think tax evasion is easiest tbh. Unless he withdrew that money from his bank(lol) he didn't report the income.

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The twitter users are too smug and annoying so I have to side with the cops now.

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Is the dog's name Bandit? Because Civil Asset Forfeiture is straight-up robbery.

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I cash carrying illegal in Burgerland? How much is the cash limit lmao 20 bucks?

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It's only illegal to traffic that amount of cash across international borders IF you don't declare it. Most non-thirdworld shithole countries have the same rules, the limit is around 10k USD or the equivalent. Basically people who have a ton of money on them and don't declare it are up to some illegal shit, whether it's money laundering or drug related. There's no limit if you're flying domestically. People are freaking out over nothing but it's burger rightoids, it's to be expected.

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All dollar banknotes legally belong to the US government so I don't see the issue with them taking back what's their.

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Maybe the guy was just trying to pay for his next semester at Columbia without a high limit credit card

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May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.

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