High praise for a K-9 officer at Dallas Love Field Airport after more than $100,000 was found in a passenger's luggage. https://t.co/lJoDg5lWfh pic.twitter.com/sA1unHSCCB
— CBSDFW (@CBSDFW) December 7, 2021
High praise for a K-9 officer at Dallas Love Field Airport after more than $100,000 was found in a passenger's luggage. https://t.co/lJoDg5lWfh pic.twitter.com/sA1unHSCCB
— CBSDFW (@CBSDFW) December 7, 2021
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That's right, sweaty. That money was being naughty and had to be arrested and put into a nice, safe slush fund.
Good dog.
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I can't think of one legitimate reason you would have 100k on you and try to travel. Heck it's weird to have over a couple hundred in cash nowadays
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It weird to have ANY cash in you in major cities today, unless you're poor. Literally everything takes apple pay or credit card. Cash only gets you pestered by the homeless.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Why would you ever pay by card? Do you want the government to know which dildos you buy? Always pay cash.
Why are you walking? Whereβs your chauffeur?
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https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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If I could, I would make eye contact with my FBI monitor while I buy my s*x toys.
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I lost them in a tragic boat accident
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I know you probably donβt go outside but we have these things called βbarsβ βbreweriesβ and βrestaurantsβ which are usually concentrated in areas that are purposefully made walkable and are usually blocked off to cars.
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You r-slurred BIPOC? You can have your chauffeur take you to those. Any place βblocked off to carsβ is for poors that have to pay with credit cards.
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Ohhh is that what actually happened in waukesha?
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Why else would I be buying em
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Unironically a Glowie plot to control you
The fears the cash-only fertilizer buyer
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Most well adjusted dramanaut.
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comments like these are why we need consumeproduct-fugees
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Because youβre too r-slurred and poor to have a line of credit?
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But you need a mugging fund in your wallet. Don't want to have nothing and get shanked for wasting the thief's time.
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"Because I feel like it" is a valid reason you fricking communist
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ooo this is good lolbertarian bait. Hope you have fun on your 17th birthday, it's okay if no one comes they're just intimidated by how enlightened you are
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Stay mad poorcel, this is a practical concern for me. I'm sorry you think a hundred thousand dollars is too much to travel with or whatever you're trying to get at
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I'm sorry I didn't realize I was talking to an actual r-slur
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Please stop talking to me and go be poor somewhere else
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okay r-slur
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Don't worry sweety, you're allowed to travel with however much cash you want.
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Thats the thing, you don't need a reason.
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Turner and Hooch apparently think otherwise.
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One time the bank claimed charges were made on a card I hadnβt even opened the envelope to yet, and said it would take three months to get my money back. So pulled all of the money out in 50s and 100s.
I was immature and in my early twenties so before I deposited it in a new account, a lot was spent on drugs, a motorcycle, and Iβm sure some of it was swiped when all of my friends and I rolled around in around $25kish.
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Was that card named Albert Einstein?
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I canβt remember if it was PNC or National City, but it was an account I had in both my name and my dadβs from when I was in college. They tried claiming my dad mustβve been hitting up liquor stores on the south side of Chicago even though his card was in an unopened envelope a few hundred miles away.
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He earned that mayo coochie with extra peanut butter tonight.
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:(
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I canβt see that Marsey and not picture @frozenchosen, which suffers in some contexts
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Yeah sorry. Itβs the first βfoidβ marsey that comes to mind.
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Need to teach dog to sniff bitcoin
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Prove that the money didnβt come from crime. Iβm charging that money with a crime.
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New World Order says no cash allowed.
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Only lolberts are allowed to be mad about this.
libs, cons and anyone between must recognize carrying that amount of money is only for illegal activity and thus cops are just keeping them safe. Commies can't white about civil asset forfeiture because nobody carrying 100k is working class, this is just cops stealing from the rich.
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well, you might some day in the future commit a crime with this money, so we're taking it!
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Definitely
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I think tax evasion is easiest tbh. Unless he withdrew that money from his bank(lol) he didn't report the income.
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The twitter users are too smug and annoying so I have to side with the cops now.
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Is the dog's name Bandit? Because Civil Asset Forfeiture is straight-up robbery.
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I cash carrying illegal in Burgerland? How much is the cash limit lmao 20 bucks?
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It's only illegal to traffic that amount of cash across international borders IF you don't declare it. Most non-thirdworld shithole countries have the same rules, the limit is around 10k USD or the equivalent. Basically people who have a ton of money on them and don't declare it are up to some illegal shit, whether it's money laundering or drug related. There's no limit if you're flying domestically. People are freaking out over nothing but it's burger rightoids, it's to be expected.
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All dollar banknotes legally belong to the US government so I don't see the issue with them taking back what's their.
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Maybe the guy was just trying to pay for his next semester at Columbia without a high limit credit card
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May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.
Snapshots:
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I hate it when these cute twinks try the whole "think of the heckin' pupperinos!", because their animal shit-takes are worse than their legal shit-takes.
Although I guess it makes sense that they think a dog is abused because it has a job and is capable of doing something that takes training and skill.
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