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Good suggestion.
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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.
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Providing a Safe Spaceโข from SRD since 2009!
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I don't give a frick how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fricking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit on rdrama.net was the best option?
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Buzzword is, itself, a buzzword now.
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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.
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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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how about the 20+ quotes I submitted in the last snappy thread? do you jannies even realize the hard work I put into transcribing my favorite memes just to be ignored? mocked? ridiculed even? maybe its time for new leadership on rdrama, because this culture of admin abuse seems to be actively encouraged by aevann himself
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this gets added
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I aim to please
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every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
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I'm actually blind so I have a program that scans webpages and sends it to my auto-braille machine. When I read your comments it also gives me a rough estimation of what you look like and right now it's saying that you're fat and gay.
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I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
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fax: film is a failed medium n television is better. films were literally invented bc they couldn't afford to film stuff 4 longer so they had shit like a train "wow looks like it's really coming thru duh screen!" nowadays 90-120 mins is not long enough 2 tell a good story. i watched solaris n didn't laugh once--family guy is 20 mins and packed with laughs. "but solaris is serious art" what about the ep where brian n stew r locked in the bank? seth explored existentialism better than soykovsky i've never watched solaris so that's just an example but films are basically for directors 2 write an essay and punctuate it with characters who r only there 2 represent concepts. not enough time 2 write characters that actually that feel like real people. television has more time 2 tell a whole story if it's an anthology with no overarching story the episodes are usually short they don't have time 4 filler but if 1 ep is boring, u don't feel like u've wasted ur time n u can just move ahead to the next episode or move on 2 something else. i've never watched a film n thought "this was really good". same with books---they can be long or short some have pictures in them which means they're twice as good. never seen dune, never will--sounds incely
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I've known more coherent downies.
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This is not the time or place for another black-peepee joke
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womp womp
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If you find yourself comparing politics to s*x you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.
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Make Snappy occasionally quote a random Pizzashill comment.
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I cant code
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No
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bANNED
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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
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Extra challenge: Be funny
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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.
Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.
Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fricking sickening.
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Iโm always amazed how few people know about G*mergate. Itโs not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, itโs lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook.
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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.
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The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
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Iโm not denying it doesnโt happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and frick all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
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Hello.
You are receiving this message because you posted in defense of Donald Trump. I no longer provide individual responses on this matter. It has been my experience that Trump supporters are universally incapable of accepting verifiable truths about him and, by extension, themselves, thus rendering discussion pointless and, therefore, a waste of time.
I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.
Yours respectfully, a logical person.
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It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.
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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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https://rdrama.net/post/29891/changelog-added-62-marseys-and-1/955190?context=9#context
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Iโm not insane, I just want to have some fun then curl up inside a vagina and either suffocate or be crushed by a well-trained set of pelvic floor muscles.
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"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)
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tl;dr - Boyfriend told me my lady parts smelled rank despite knowing my extensive trauma history with being bullied for smelling bad.
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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fricking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.
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I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word BIPOC sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fricking BIPOC heard us say BIPOC and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a BIPOC, we would all say 'frick you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da... it's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word BIPOC. We don't mean you fricking scum BIPOC without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love for 7 months' - frick that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got 'em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorderโฆ
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Wow, you must be a JP fan.
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If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.
It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fricking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.
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If you start reading a sentence of Faulkner at 8:51 am on New Years eve, you'd reach the verb at exactly midnight. Start your new year right.
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