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[MEGATHREAD] :marseysnappypat: SNAPPY QUOTES MEGATHREAD SUGGEST NEW SNAPPY QUOTES HERE :!marseysnappypat:

Post your suggestions and jannoids will decide which ones to add. Thank you.

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Extra challenge: Be funny

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:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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:m#arseysquint:

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:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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Lmfaooo tasty human u been visit upon by tha ghost of George 😱🦁😱 pass this on to 5 marsey enjoyin neighbors or the ghost of George will eat u in ur sleep tonite bb 😋🍖🍽

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:mar#seyscared:

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One of you has a direct line to @A - and you need to use it.

I'm too obstinate to be intimidated out of anything, but I realize my temperament is something that less than 1% of people have.

If Capy's idea of a "drama" website is one where people can be intimidated into silence, the outcome will be a site where the Stasi will drive out all dissent. This transition to a monoculture is already underway.

I will stay to the end, of course, but I am an outlier, not the mean.

If he needs a shortlist of the worst offenders, that can be easily provided.


Source is le Stone Toss Chud crying to Rocket Daddy

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1768402045336170640

!nonchuds those !chuds are such buttheads aren't they?

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Sirscrotesalot?

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When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the shit out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the shit out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times total.

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@IdioV2 IS RDRAMA'S MOST NOTORIOUS INCEL. HE HAS SEXUALLY HARRASED MULTIPLE CHUDS (INCLUDING ME) WHO WILL RESPOND WITH PICTURES OF THEMSELVES FRICKING/MAKING OUT, WHATEVER WITH A WOMAN.

@IdioV2, THEN COPES BY RESPONDING WITH:

>NEW <INSERT CHUD WHO JUST MOGGED @IdioV2> LORE

HE ALSO PINGS 4 GROUPS TOO DEFLECT FROM HIS SHAME. HE'S DONE THIS EXACT COMMENT MULTIPLE TIMES. HE PROBABLY HAS IT SAVED IN HIS NOTEPAD TOO USE FOR EVERYTIME HE GETS MOGGED.

HE WAS DOING HIS USUAL SHTICK OF GETTING BULLIED BY A CHUD, @NoseSpotter IN THIS CASE.

@IdioV2 COULDN'T TAKE THE BANTZ, CALLED @NoseSpotter AN INCEL, AND @NoseSpotter RESPONDED BY POSTING HIS FOID COVERED IN HIS C*M.

JANNIES KEPT MOPPING UP THE PIC AFTER @IdioV2 HAD A MELTDOWN AND DM'D THEM CRYING.

REMINDER THAT @IdioV2 POSTS PICS OF HIS CROPPED TINY PEEPEE, BEATING OFF TO "WOMEN" WHO POST HERE.

HTTPS://RDRAMA.NET/POST/154282/I-AM-KING-KOOM-AND-THIS

KINGS, LIKE @NoseSpotter POST PICS OF THEMSELVES FRICKING, LMAO.

ALSO, NOTICE @IdioV2'S PATHETIC WATERY LOAD. EVERYTIME HE'S CALLED PUT FOR HAVING DISGUSTING C*M, HE COPES BY CLAIMING HE BEATS OFF 20+ TIMES A DAY.

>YOUR C*M IS DISGUSTING, GET HELP.

:#chadtalking:

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, @IdioV2 IS JUST AN INCEL/COOMER, @IdioV2 LITERALLY CAN'T STOP MASTERBATING 24/7, THAT'S WHY @IdioV2'S C*M LOOKS BIZARRE!!!!!!

:#soycry:

HERE'S THE CHAIN WHERE @NoseSpotter HUMILIATED @IdioV2.

HTTPS://RDRAMA.NET/POST/172245/IT-WAS-NEVER-ABOUT-STEALING-A/4198891#CONTEXT

!chuds, !BIPOCs, !illuminati COME LAUGH AT THE INFAMOUS INCEL IDIOV2 GET ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY @NoseSpotter.

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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@IdioV2 @Shreddedmanlet !nonchuds new copypasta just dropped

JOE BIDEN IS AMERICA'S MOST NOTORIOUS INCEL. HE HAS SEXUALLY HARRASED MULTIPLE REPUBLICANS (INCLUDING ME) WHO WILL RESPOND WITH PICTURES OF THEMSELVES FRICKING/MAKING OUT, WHATEVER WITH A WOMAN.

JOE BIDEN, THEN COPES BY RESPONDING WITH:

>NEW <INSERT REPUBLICAN WHO JUST MOGGED JOE BIDEN> LORE

HE ALSO HOLDS 4 PRESS CONFERENCES TOO DEFLECT FROM HIS SHAME. HE'S DONE THIS EXACT PRESS CONFERENCE MULTIPLE TIMES. HE PROBABLY HAS IT SAVED IN HIS COMPUTER TOO USE FOR EVERYTIME HE GETS MOGGED.

HE WAS DOING HIS USUAL SHTICK OF GETTING BULLIED BY A REPUBLICAN, DONALD TRUMP IN THIS CASE.

JOE BIDEN COULDN'T TAKE THE BANTZ, CALLED DONALD TRUMP AN INCEL, AND DONALD TRUMP RESPONDED BY POSTING HIS FOID COVERED IN HIS C*M.

CONGRESS KEPT MOPPING UP THE PIC AFTER JOE BIDEN HAD A MELTDOWN AND DM'D THEM CRYING.

REMINDER THAT JOE BIDEN POSTS PICS OF HIS CROPPED TINY PEEPEE, BEATING OFF TO "WOMEN" WHO POST HERE.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/republicans-twitter-took-down-hunter-biden-peepee-pics-1234675974/

KINGS, LIKE DONALD TRUMP POST PICS OF THEMSELVES FRICKING, LMAO.

ALSO, NOTICE JOE BIDEN'S PATHETIC WATERY LOAD. EVERYTIME HE'S CALLED PUT FOR HAVING DISGUSTING C*M, HE COPES BY CLAIMING HE BEATS OFF 20+ TIMES A DAY.

>YOUR C*M IS DISGUSTING, GET HELP.

:#chadtalking:

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JOE BIDEN IS JUST AN INCEL/COOMER, JOE BIDEN LITERALLY CAN'T STOP MASTERBATING 24/7, THAT'S WHY JOE BIDEN'S C*M LOOKS BIZARRE!!!!!!

:#soycry:

HERE'S THE ARTICLE WHERE DONALD TRUMP HUMILIATED JOE BIDEN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations

REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, INDEPENDENTS COME LAUGH AT THE INFAMOUS INCEL JOE BIDEN GET ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY DONALD TRUMP.

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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This is better tbh than all the seethe i’ve generated in pizzashill.

Edit: you know what’s funny? One day idio will come back, see that I stole his name, and now a ton of r-slurred ruqqoids will throw shit at him that I did lmao.

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Oh wait you're not him?

:#marseystonetoss:

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You should never post any IRL photos here. Not because of any gay shit like "consent" but because you should always be :marseyschizowall: about doxxable info.

That, and posting photos of your foid, assuming she was loyal to you, is an unconscionable betrayal of trust. Have you no shame!

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I wish him a mentally healthy recovery! :marseylove:

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Kino

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Wow, you must be a JP fan.

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!animalposters imagine the sound and mud splash when you slap his tummy (not in hurtful way!)

splat haha

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plaplaplaplaplaplap

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This is Aevann-phobic. He would never roll around in the mud like a dirty pig.

This is not Halal, and you should feel bad.

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Reddit had a test run of this phenomenon in 2020 & 2021 when the mods of AgainstHateSubreddits and a bunch of LGBTQ subreddits were targeted with weaponised reporting.

At that time, I called for a sanity check be placed in the “user has been reported -> user gets suspended” pipeline — a human element that could double check that the report was processed appropriately and that the suspension was in fact warranted.

Who knows what they’ve done to address this problem?

Whatever it has been, it’s clearly not been enough, and it has caused a trust thermocline inversion.

Throughout 2022, they did their best to communicate to us that they value moderators - but they haven’t closed this exploit.

It’s been leveraged against moderators, against content producers, etc.

Simultaneously, communities that chronically platform hate speech are unactioned.

It’s been 3 years since they overhauled the Sitewide rules and internal policies. They need to revisit those policies and processes.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 04 hours 29 minutes and 46 seconds

Record is 1 days 07 hours 34 minutes and 41 seconds by peepeehands

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was TariqNasheed which was 0 days 19 hours 29 minutes and 23 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 204 mentions

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So I just spent about an hour with my face between my SO's buttcheeks, and I can't describe my state of mind as anything other than butthole drunk. My nose was buried in asscrack, and that was all I smelled (and still smell) for an hour. Fresh air feels unnatural to me right now. My head is swimming. Ears ringing. Eyes glazed over. My mouth is saturated with the taste of butthole. My heart is fluttering and I am still throbbing. Butthole did this to me. In my mind all I can think about is butthole, sucking it, tasting it, smelling it. Everything is butthole to me right now, and it feels so right. Does anyone else get this fricked up from butthole?

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnalOnlyLifestyle/comments/17pthke/does_anyone_else_get_butthole_drunk?sort=controversial

I feel like that has to be copypasta, but idk that sub really is that degenerate.


Here's another from him

If you want to take s*x to another level, press your nose against you girl's butthole before s*x. Take deep, purposeful breaths of her butthole. If you've never done this before, it will be very intense, and your brain will be telling you stop doing it, but ignore it. Feel it sting your airways and turn your brain mushy, it's a good thing. Do this for several minutes, and then notice how insanely hard you will be. Not only will your peepee be able to take better care of her butthole, but your mind will be complete obsessed with anal. The scent won't leave your nose for a while, so go ahead and give her the best buttfricking she's ever had!

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnalOnlyLifestyle/comments/17t08ul/protip_for_guys_inhale_asshole_before_anal_sex?sort=controversial


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!coomers !r-slurs

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your brain will be telling you stop doing it, but ignore it. Feel it sting your airways and turn your brain mushy, it's a good thing.

ignoring their god given instincts to not become degen coomers LOL

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Hands free KING

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Consider donating cs2 skins so I can reach my knife unboxing goal

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Rule #1 of moderating a website:

Do Not Trust Screenshots

Do Not Trust Screen Captures

Screenshots are trivial to fake

Screen captures are trivial to fake

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DUDE! we're LITERALLY MONKEYS. on a ROCK! in SPACE!!!!! WOWZA! THERE'S a BALL of LIGHT in the SKY!!!!!!! BONKERS!!!! BINGORINOS!!!!!

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the recognition of a post-nut clarity implies not only the existence of a pre-nut confusion, but also a mid-nut learning experience

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your master's degree is going to be worth potty paper once your employers find out that your nudes are all over the Internet. They might be willing to excuse revenge porn or some casual nudeposting, but no reputable employer is going to hire or keep somebody who literally spams porn pics of themselves with their face included to the internet every day and has numerous public records of s*x chat to strangers. That's a PR or HR disaster waiting to happen. There are more than enough people with the same qualifications who aren't worth the risk or damage to the company's reputation.

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People think its the homeless pooping on the streets of San Francisco but I was an employed software engineer making 6+ figures and pooped on the street one time since I could find a restroom.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37446214


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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hahaha...Only if you could feel half of what we feel, you would sit in the corner crying all day long. You won't even able to withstand our pain. And then you would understand that all INFPs are fighting emotional wars every day and night, and a mature INFP is the strongest kind of person in the world, not physically but mentally, cuz we already have faced so many more wars than others.

context https://old.reddit.com/r/infp/comments/r1wggv/tw_entj_boldness_show_me_you_are_not_the_biggest/hm16bz1/?sort=controversial

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Meyers-briggs is astrology for autists

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Apparently it's big for zoomers in Asia now. I dunno how you'd explain to them that it stopped being cool like 50 years ago.

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Marx was wrong, the next stage after capitalism is a grift-based economy where nobody actually has a job and money just changes hands in an endless feedback loop of people grifting and e-begging.

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Like how the frick is cyber bullying real, neighbor just walk away from the screen, like neighbor close your eyes.

I can't find the original but it went like that.

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I'm actually blind so I have a program that scans webpages and sends it to my auto-braille machine. When I read your comments it also gives me a rough estimation of what you look like and right now it's saying that you're fat and gay.

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how about the 20+ quotes I submitted in the last snappy thread? do you jannies even realize the hard work I put into transcribing my favorite memes just to be ignored? mocked? ridiculed even? maybe its time for new leadership on rdrama, because this culture of admin abuse seems to be actively encouraged by aevann himself

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this gets added

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I aim to please

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Clicked the image before I saw the guns and was wondering how I missed them when I closed it. :marseyclueless:

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Nice formating :marseyclapping:

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Fantastic work

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DEATH DAY :marseygun:

Today is the day.

The day has finally come!


I can't believe it's here.

Don't know how I was able to get this far, but here I am.


I'm a little nervous, but excited too.

Been excited for the past 2 weeks.


There were several times I could have been

caught, especially back in the summer of 2021.


None of that matters now. I'm almost an

hour + 7 minutes away.


Can't believe I'm doing this,

but I'm ready...


I hope my victims aren't.


My only fear is if anything goes wrong.

I'll do my best to prevent any of the sort.

(God let my wrath take over my anxiety)

It might be 10 minutes tops. It might be

3-7. It's gunna go quick.

I hope I have a high death count.

Ready to Die haha


Kill those kids!!!

those crackers

going to private fancy schools

with those fancy kwakis + sports

backpacks

w/ their daddies' mustangs

+convertables

frick you little shits

I wish to shoot you weak butt

peepees w/ your mop yellow hair

wanna kill you all little crackers!!!

Bunch of little cute twinks

w/ your white privileges

frick you cute twinks


DEATH DAY

6:30 am - desired

7:00 am - Get dressed

7:05 am-8:55am - Spend time

w/stuffed animals + possessions

9:00 am - Eat breakfast at ❤️home❤️

9:05 am - Pack up special belongings

in backpack(s)

9:50 - test knife or or glass breaker

(dad's old cars)

10:00 am - Leave for Royal Range

(19-20 min)

10:20 am - Gear up + setup guns in

trunk (assemble) + get out vest

(w/ mags inside)

11:20 am - Final video tape (10 min)

11:35 am - Leave for Covenant School

12:00 pm - Arrive at Covenant

(check parking lot for security)

12;05 arrive in designated parking space

12:05 - 12:10 - prepare for attack

12:08 - Lock + load all weapons

12:33 - Open fire towards sw entrance


Time 2 die XXX
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>self-hating mayo screeching about privilege

The libs are gonna take this well :marseysmug2:

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How can a school shooter manifesto be so foidbrained:marseyshook:

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three pages of "uwu stuffed animals brush my teeth hehe murder children <3 haha whoops"

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DEATH DAY :marseygun:

Today is the day. The day has finally come!

I can't believe it's here. Don't know how I was able to get this far, but here I am.

I'm a little nervous, but excited too. Been excited for the past 2 weeks.

There were several times I could have been caught, especially back in the summer of 2021.

None of that matters now. I'm almost an hour + 7 minutes away.

Can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm ready... I hope my victims aren't.

My only fear is if anything goes wrong. I'll do my best to prevent any of the sort.

(God let my wrath take over my anxiety)

It might be 10 minutes tops. It might be 3-7. It's gunna go quick.

I hope I have a high death count.

Ready to Die haha


Kill those kids!!!

those crackers going to private fancy schools with those fancy kwakis + sports backpacks w/ their daddies' mustangs + convertables

frick you little shits

I wish to shoot you weak butt peepees w/ your mop yellow hair wanna kill you all little crackers!!!

Bunch of little cute twinks w/ your white privileges

frick you cute twinks


DEATH DAY

6:30 am - desired

7:00 am - Get dressed

7:05 am-8:55am - Spend time

w/stuffed animals + possessions

9:00 am - Eat breakfast at ❤️home❤️

9:05 am - Pack up special belongings

in backpack(s)

9:50 - test knife or or glass breaker

(dad's old cars)

10:00 am - Leave for Royal Range

(19-20 min)

10:20 am - Gear up + setup guns in

trunk (assemble) + get out vest

(w/ mags inside)

11:20 am - Final video tape (10 min)

11:35 am - Leave for Covenant School

12:00 pm - Arrive at Covenant

(check parking lot for security)

12;05 arrive in designated parking space

12:05 - 12:10 - prepare for attack

12:08 - Lock + load all weapons

12:33 - Open fire towards sw entrance


Time 2 die XXX
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Your pulitzer's in the mail

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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.

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I'm Gen Z and I Think Different.

I'm Gen Z and I love going outside and talking to real people.

I'm Gen Z and I hate virtual reality, I want REAL reality. A GOOD REAL reality.

I don't approve of what adults, officials, and experts have been doing the past 3.5 years.

I'm just a kid and I can tell not enough adults have been fighting for a good future for my generation and the next.

I think something needs to MAJORLY change right now, starting this year even.

Does anyone want to listen to a different perspective?

People keep downvoting and calling us fools.

It's ok, you can call us fools.

You can call us crazy, because...

I believe, we can change the world.

I wanna know what you all think,

I've been looking for honest thoughts and answers to those questions.

Honestly, I'm just looking for any place online or offline to have actual conversation with real people.


https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy_commons/comments/14wz86j/call_me_crazy_but_i_didnt_approve_of_the_past_35/?sort=controversial

What a cute twink. Might be one of our !schizos and !r-slurs

/u/DashGenZ seems to be his account too with his /r/SuperFaith schizo sub.

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I cant wait for this account to be brought up after a mass shooting

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

That is both my submission and my advice for the spergs submitting wordswordswordswords thinking that long = good snappy quote

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