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Side chick tries to go nuclear when she finds out guy is rich but didnβt spoil her; gets put in place by real gf
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This is what you do with your writing degree?
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Tons of comments doing some crazy contortions trying to say the dude was also wrong in this somehow.
Women: "we don't have to disclose our sexual history or activity to anyone!"
Also women: "if I agree to sleep with you, you must disclose the nature of any romantic or sexual relationships you are currently in, and if any assumptions I make about said relationships turn out to be wrong, then you must have used your hypnotic peepee magic to seduce and r*pe me"
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This is too perfect. Reads like incel wishful thinking.
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The thing that really struck me here was how patient and mature the main squeeze was in dealing with this self-delusional side chick. Instead of brushing her off as the crazy gold-digger that she seems to be (does it even count as "gold-digging" if a trip to Iceland makes you seem rich?) she took the time to patiently explain the situation to the side chick and even tried to be considerate of her feelings.
I can only hope she had a talk with Nate afterwards and was like "Nate, honey, you need to stop hooking up with crazy bitches. Can we talk about a vetting process for your future side chicks? "
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I do find it a pretty strange relationship dynamic but π€·πΌββοΈ youβre right the gf was extremely level headed about it all
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she should just go postal on them. only sane thing to do in this situation.
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Holes stay losing
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Why are women so fricking r-slurred?
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I hope there is a third post where she goes to jail.
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Ummmm???????
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Is that really a mark of wealth?
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Going to Iceland is like going to Disney World at this point, at any given moment the country is 30% tourists, and not wealthy tourists either.
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That is a thorough and hurtful PATROLLING
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My ability Toucan is gone, lost forever RIP
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Wrong thread, neighbor.
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Oh shieeet my ability toucan is really gone
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I never said moids were worthy. Just pointing out how worthless foids are every day.
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what getting peepeeed down by a chad does to a gussy
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Back to dissing Asian men online to feel powerful
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Obvious bait is obvious. Even in her own biased telling, the boyfriend never lied to her and both he and the girlfriend were totally calm and civil. She's snooping on his phone, trying to start drama with the girlfriend, and getting mad that he didn't take her on fancy vacations. Please.
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Like 50% of the comments are insisting the boyfriend lied because there's apparently a massive difference between "I'm seeing other people" and "open relationship".
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Taking a vacation once a year is considered rich???
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Burgerstan is a failed state.
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Standards are pretty low for redditors.
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That's what I was wondering as well, I guess if you hop over to Iceland for a weekend it might be expensive for the time, and the prices in Iceland are pretty high, but still. I'm taking the gf over for a week for our anniversary and it's not looking to be a once-in-a-lifetime mega-decadence expense.
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How much is it going to be between the two of you? I remember it being pretty darn expensive when I was looking into going with an ex gf of mine, like 12k I think between the two of us before anything being bought there but I didn't look into it a ton in a "try to save money" type way, was mostly just curious. Pretty expensive for a one week vacation though.
Edit: This made me look up pricing and it seems way cheaper than I thought, not sure wtf I was doing back then lul
From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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I've got some rough numbers, about 700 β¬ for car rental, 600-900 for the flights, maybe 1000 for hotel stays, it's all very feasible - we're going off-season though.
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40% of Americans have never left the country and 10% have never left their state. There is a whole class of "people" who consider a trip to applebees to be indicative of vast wealth
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I know that's supposed to be a dunk directed mostly at flyovers, but growing up in the NY metro area, the goobers who are proud of never stepping outside of the 5 boroughs are just as pathetic.
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Yeah that type exists everywhere to some extent. It's largely a money thing tbh because other than Canada and Mexico, traveling out of the US gets expensive real quick.
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No wonder New Yorkers donβt see an issue with how they live lmao. They have no idea the rest of the world lives without stepping over human shit on their way to work
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Walking and working are for the poor, imagine having to do either.
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Lmao I once met a girl who had never left PEI or even been to the other half of the island.
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How is that even possible? The whole island is like, a kilometer long!
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I truly have no idea.
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Literally bent over and picked up the L all on her own.
Also, from the comments:
Literally what difference does it make? Peak foid logic on display here. Not to mention reddit's usual take is that until you make things official with each other you can frick around no questions asked.
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Somebody in the comments tried to make it about STDs, as if that's not a concern with anyone regardless of their current or past relationships. If he says he's seeing other people, assume he's sticking his peepee in them, and take appropriate precautions.
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The difference is pretty clear from her wording - she wanted to lock this dude down after pretending to be okay casual and with a long term girlfriend, that was no longer possible.
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You lie by telling me upfront that you're seeing other people when you're actually dating another person. I lie by saying I'm ok with that but then catch feelings anyway. We are not the same.
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Why are women addicted to posting their L's online?
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They're bottoms, it's a fetish thing.
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they dont take any W's
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Attention seeking
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That is the biggest L I've seen in a while. Why would you post an update where you look so utterly pathetic? No one is going to side with you
Nate and the gf prob laughed their asses off at that dumb b-word.
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Malesβ brains are larger than femalesβ from birth, stabilizing around 11 % in adults. This size difference accounts for other reproducible findings: higher white/gray matter ratio, intra- versus interhemispheric connectivity, and regional cortical and subcortical volumes in males.
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If moids are so much smarter then why do they keep falling for foid shenanigans sweaty π
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The extra space is wasted on spank bank. Moids are mentally handicapped by their wiilys.
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wrong wrong wwrong wrong evolution stopped at the brain incel
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This but less ironically. The brains are a lot less different than the rest of the body.
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Evolution doesnt apply to humans, only dogs
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Kind-of.
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Bitches need FDS, smh
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Cope
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What am I coping about exactly?
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Seethe
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Omg my favourite part is coming up next!!
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Dilute
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I can't breathe
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Speculate
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Unfortunately women donβt understand βthis isnβt serious to me and Iβm not looking for a long term relationshipβ but they still go along with it thinking the guy will get addicted to her gussy and change his mind.
Many such cases.
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Yes, and in exchange we don't believe them when they say they aren't looking to hookup and don't have s*x on the first date. Why? Because dating is a negotiation and you're both trying to see how much you can get out of it.
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A tale as old as time
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The real tale as old as time is the redditors believing in this. It's hit every fricking reddit check box. Almost as good as the fake storie about the woman breaking up with the dude and then learning he was rich and wanting him bacl. Half the story was the guy torrenting things ~because redditors jizz their pants over that~ as proof he was cheap.
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r/drama originally banned posts from the creative writing subs, time to do the same TBH.
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It was believable until I read the part about a healthy poly relationship.
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For real, in theory poly can be great but in practice it's a bunch of insane narcissists gleefully stomping all over other people's boundaries.
Great drama bait though. The idealized poly relationship is such a draw for people who want to believe, much like the idealized communist government or the idealized libertarian "city of the future." (It runs on bitcoin, obviously!)
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it doesnβt even work in theory.
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I have seen only one poly relationship last. Both partners were highly educated and well employed. The man was a self admitted cuckold fetishist. And even then, he vetoed a few of the temporary boyfriends. It basically takes two very specific and successful people to get poly to work in a semifunctional manner.
Every other "poly" or "open" relationship I've seen has exploded into flames. I think my favourite was a lesbian polycule that turned into a small claims court squabble. One of the girls sued one of the girls that took the polycule's cat with her when she found a rich boyfriend.
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It works in the theoretical world where neither person is a selfish narcissistic slut who is just trying to max out their own body count without any concern for their partner's feelings or s*x life. And such people really do exist! It's just that I've never seen two of them together in the same spot at that same time, so it could just possibly be one really fast person who's a master of disguise. So if you see a healthy and well adjusted poly person, please tug at the corner of their jaw to make sure they're not wearing a rubber mask, and report back to me.
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These are the same people who bought that "Jenny" story hook line and sinker.
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Was that the 20 parter about the dude who kept going for runs? Christ I'm getting old that must have been seven years ago.
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It's been a million years so I'm probably misremembering some details, but long story short some guy suspected his wife was cheating and hired a private investigator to tail her as she went on a trip. You would get book-length posts where OP provided literally up-to-the-minute updates that this PI was allegedly feeding him. I don't remember how it ended but I seem to recall people slowly realizing it was fake, though far later than they should have.
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That shit was so stupid. This fricking story, the coconut, and potato one show me that redditors are gullible idiots.
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i forgot about that one
what a great saga
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did she already forgot everything typed before that or
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OP is most rational foid
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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.
I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.
With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)
Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!
The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!
In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!
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Geez Snappy, I know you're a pretty conservative AI but could you tone it down on all the veiled threats? These people didn't do nothing to you.
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