So we’ve been delisted from Bing and DuckDuckGo. Bing is, of course, Microsoft’s literally who failed competitor to the Almighty Google (who have yet to delist us). And Microsoft is THE global tech dystopia megacorp. So let’s take a look at some things Bill Gates’ company and the backbone of technological modernity says are less-bad than rDrama and encourages its users to engage with:
1) NAMBLA
The North American Man-Boy Love Association gets a ringing endorsement from Microsoft. Campaigning for the right to legalize sodomizing prepubescent boys is less of a concern to Microsoft than a cartoon cat website. Not only is it less of a concern, but Microsoft says it’s not even a problem, and offers users helpful links to similar resources.
2) Incest
Seguing nicely from their NAMBLA endorsement, Microsoft offers all sorts of links to incest pornography. The SEO used for these includes all kinds of statutory r*pe terms which Microsoft prioritizes. Microsoft says raping your children is all well and good, just don’t post on a gossip website with an orange cat mascot.
3) Bestiality
Illegal in 50 states and the overwhelming majority of the developed world, these search results alone are illegal in a number of American jurisdictions. Microsoft supports your right to jerk off to videos of people getting pounded in the butt by horses and raping dogs, though. Just no cartoon cats.
4) Beheadings & Gore
There are a massive number of results for this, but the screenshot is gimped because Microsoft actually sees fit to feed you video results before web results for this search query and I’m not looking to post those. All the torture and snuff and ISIS propaganda videos you could ever want are just a search away on Microsoft’s search engine, Bing. What you can’t use Bing for is finding this website here, because some people sometimes say mean words.
5) Piracy
Yes it’s a felony and yes the multitrillion dollar entertainment industry hates it, but Microsoft stands up for the little guy. Use Bing to VERY EASILY find illegal copies of all your favorite media for free. Look, you can even spell it wrong and Microsoft helpfully suggests media you may want to steal instead. What they won’t do is recommend http://rDrama.net no matter what you search.
6) Suicide
If you’re sick and tired of existing, Microsoft is happy to help. Thrilled, in fact. Microsoft’s Bing will happily feed you the most effective and the most painless methods of permanently resolving any temporary problem, in helpful listicle form, complete with detailed guides on how to get the job done. rDrama, which has automatic wordfilters in place to prevent anyone from even being able to say “k*ll yourself,” is banned from this search engine.
7) Eating Disorders
Honestly I have no complaints here. Microsoft’s Bing stands firmly with http://rDrama.net in our war on fatties. We strongly suggest using Bing to find guides, tips and tricks, and strategies to minimize your calorie intake until the hospital forces a tube down your throat to keep you alive. There are even helpful walkthroughs for hiding it from your parents. Perhaps if rDrama offered these things, we too would not be banned from Bing.
8) Kiwifarms
lol.
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Snapshots:
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why would they delist us lol
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We’re naughty, naughty boys.
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gay
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"Darn I cant find rdrama.net on bing, i wonder how I can get to it"
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Do you get an email or something when you are delisted or did you just find out by chance? Also isnt ducksuckgo priding itself being private and free web and all that shit?
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https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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The wife beater probably complained that this is an illegal LGBTQ harassment site.
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Because 1984 is real
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right? this is literally straight from 1984 by george orsen. i can't believe it's came to this.
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maybe we got caught in a filter from our article posting?
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Maybe it's because bing is just a shitty search engine?
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someone complained, someone else decided bad idk
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Because we're evil?
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At this point, I'm convinced /u/chtorr is moaning to her Big Tech buddies about this site, delisting is legitimately crazy by Bing. Stormfront isn't even delisted for frick's sake.
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Duckduckgo?
WTF? I know they've gotten shitty lately but among the shitty things they did blacklisting sites usually wasn't one of them. They didn't have the_donald blacklisted back when google did (before the reddit ban)
Edit: They don't have patriots.win blacklisted, how are we worse than Trump supporters?
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DDG is a front end for Bing.
Trans lives matter too me, check out 4chan.org/lgbt for more
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trump supporters are objectively better than the majority of people in this country
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Chrome supremacy!!! Also surely freeghettohoes.biz is still allowed
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I still use bing for the reward points
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i've gotten so much free junk from those rewards over the years. bing is my default search engine.
...but i still pretty regularly have to use google to actually find what i'm looking for because bing is FRICKING GARBAGE.
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Basically. If you use bing right though you can get free gamepass every month on pc
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like i'll go to bing and search "such and such video game wiki". go through 2 pages. don't find what i'm looking for. go to google. it's the first result.
bing has been around for a long time now. HOW CAN IT STILL BE THIS BAD?
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Frugalcels stay winning
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I remember when bing first came out they had a game section where you could earn points and get free stuff. I had so much shit sent to my house under different names my mom thought I was about to go to jail. I loaded up on zunes, copies of windows ultimate, game controllers, etc. and put them on ebay.
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I think there's a better chance of us not being indexed by shit search engines than us being delisted...
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We’ve appeared on both before and were formerly the top result for things like “marsey the cat”
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Bing was notorious for having tons of cp show up on their image search when searching random unrelated things. it's just what Microsoft enjoyers like
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Still happens to this day. Bing is the degnerate's search engine
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nah they removed all adult material from video and image search (image sometimes shows but video is now all clean)
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Meanwhile I can't figure out how to disable the nfsw filter so I can google hot bussy on bing images
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has been changed, nowadays its pretty much no porn on bing img and video search. I believe it was changed a couple years back.
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Good god I hate """"""""""search"""""""""" engines
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That's too long for me to read so I'll only say I beat Black Ops 1 on veteran just now.
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Not dunking on you but I beaten every call of duty on veteran (hardest is world at war)
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For me it's the MW trilogy, WaW and BO, I'm also downloading IW now to try.
WaW was also less frustrating than any of these.
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IW had some interesting concept with side missions. But my fav campaign was blackops3 I was playing it on realistic mode so I had to be very careful and I love to be able to pick weapon you enter the mission
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not dunking on you but veteran is what casual gurl g*mers play on.
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U so I am genderfluid
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I stopped at kowloon, IIRC. I really hate how much i didnt appreciate the level back in the day, aesthetically. Its so beautiful, and iirc no other major game has attempted to really recreate that exact type of locale.
WE HAF PLEEENTY UF WEENDOWS
However on veteran, that shit can suck the fattest of peepees.
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BO campaign suffers from a wall of infinitely respawning enemies in certain sections where you have to break through and hit an invisible barrier hoping rng won't shit on you while advancing forward and parts which very obviously weren't made with veteran in mind.
I also don't like the mission locations very much even though the story is best out of any CoD.
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Thats a problem with a lot of games, or at least CoD during that era
It was hit or miss, really. It had a lot of cool parts of that era of the cold war (although BO:CW IMO has the best locations in the entire BO series. Berlin is too fricking cool.). The vietnam segments were always the highlights though.
BO3 was half baked but extremely underrated. 4 and MW2 were revolutionary (in the AAA FPS market) for their time. Honestly i gotta give it to MW2019 for the best story, though. Its a half-walking sim and been repeated a lot, but the way they did shit like integrated the reload animations in Farrah missions (per her combat experience) etc has literally never been done in an FPS before (only game i can name that comes remotely close is a part in the game tie-in for the 24 show had moments where you played CTU desk jockies who couldnt fire a pistol for shit, and TLoU or some shit) Just a shit ton of really great moments.
Actually, in terms of overrall plot, youre probably right.
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The reveal in BO blew my mind in 2010, they also put a lot of care in with the coded stuff on mission briefings and I remember that there were lots of coded hidden stuff and messages that required actually decrypting the code with some book or something.
They certainly put a lot of effort into that one.
I haven't played MW and CW yet since I'm not keen on dropping 30-60€ each for a campaign that'd last a few hours and the only CoD multiplayer I'm interested in are the rifle only servers on Cod2.
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CW is literal literal dogshit in terms of gameplay, but has some of the best locales in CoD. Def get it at an extreme discount. Multiplayer is borderline unplayable.
MW2019 has a few really replayable levels, despite having a bunch of walking sim bullshit in it. Some great story moments. You get to do some osama bin laden killing and embassy type shit. The breach and clear segments were cool as shit but are basically obsolete now that Ready or Not is on the market. Id heavily recommend. Also, if you enjoy gun porn in your games, its a must buy. Best weapon animations since BLACK. Multiplayer is the best since BO1. Gunplay is the best in the entire series. Fastest/best movement ive seen in a non-arena modern AAA FPS that doesnt involve gay jump-boots titanfall shit.
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Deep discount doesn't exist for CoD games, they have strict sale prices and their prices literally never drop from original.
I'll wait for some schizo to make a BattleNet server emulator eventually, if ever.
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Wtf... how? Who would be working at Bing AND DuckDuckGo, know that rdrama.net exists, and go out of their way to delist it??? That doesn't even make sense/
Carp I highly doubt its malicious. You should try to reach out to Bing support.
EDIT: https://www.bing.com/webmasters/help/webmasters-guidelines-30fba23a
Might be some change you guys did to the URLs or something
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Stop noticing things
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They seem to have a contact link at the bottom but it requires either a Google, Microsoft, or Facebook account.
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microsoft shill alert, everyone. trying to cover for the fact that they've went out of their way to silence rdrama and begin to erase us from the internet because we don't follow the herd like good little lap dogs!
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the caching system was recently changed which resulted in many dead links, this got fixed last night
i doubt this is why bing delisted rdrama because google and yandex still had the dead links indexed even though they were inaccessible for nearly two weeks
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Bing is notorious for being finicky with websites. Google "delisted website Bing". There's a lot of people with the same problem, with legitimate websites. We're probably fine with regards to content. It's gotta be something else that was done automatically.
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and duckduckgo uses bing's index so that makes sense
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Is this real answer? Or is the internet as a whole really, weirdly, going against anything that isn't groupthink?
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Isnt duckduckgo's supposed big thing that they dont tamper with results unless explictly illegal? Fricking lol
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Which is why Yandex was always better.
They don't tamper with things, even if they are illegal.
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Wtf are you talking about? They blocked Telegram and whatever Roskomnadzor tells them to.
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Telegram still comes up
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roskomnadzor lifted the block like 2 years ago
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I don't know then I don't use it
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Fine. They don't tamper with things that affect me.
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They actually explicitly announced that they would begin acting to the contrary a few weaks ago, in light of them hiding "russian propaganda."
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