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"living in constant terror of burglars stealing your entire house because of your bumper stickers isnt being paranoid" says redditor

https://old.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/ohm49o/comment/h4q2m62?sort=controversial

Burglars do give a shit about your week schedule. At least the ones who wish to not be caught red handed.


For example the car in this post is a perfect example. As said by the guide, a would be burglar would know at a glance that multiple days per week there is only one person at home, most likely the wife, and that this person would be out from 4pm to 7pm leaving the house unattended to go pick up the kids and bring them to their sports club.


Additionally, the burglar would know to bring a trailer to steal the bike. But most importantly, he knows there are guns in the household: one of the most prized burglary items as stolen firearms are always in high demand.


A quick look on FB would most likely yield even more information.


Burglars (at least the successful ones) do use info before targeting a home. A number of people have had their house burglarized while vacationing because they had the bad idea of posting photos of them while away on holiday on a public profile on facebook.


This is not paranoïa.


> “They’d know to bring a trailer” lol watch out honey, the burglars are here with the u-haul


You know some people have had their four tires stolen in the middle of the day in plain sight of everyone. Even for someone quick that takes at least half an hour.


There have been burglaries where the burglars have pretended to be a moving company and have burglarized entire homes using moving trucks.


Heck there are even stories of people stealing entire houses in trailer parks.


If you think that bike thieves / burglars don't steal bikes with trailers, you are in for a rude awakening.

yeah, real home security chads keep their bike in their home's walk-in bank vault when theyre not home to keep it safe from the trailer-burglars, its just common sense. Day of the Rude Awakening™️ when, vaultbros?

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Redditors think they're so clever posting shit like this, but then post every detail about their lives and beliefs online.

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Radical centerest take, it's all fricking stupid. Maybe in Amerilard they don't make that effort because they can just just rob at gun point but burglary happens when funeral notices are posted and people with shotguns and rifles in their houses do get targeted.

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This confirms my hypothesis that all Redditors are on the spectrum

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I've never seen a car with bumper stickers that I would ever want to drive.

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"My other car is a Suburu Outback" read no bumper sticker ever. You only consider putting a bumper sticker on a car because you either suffer from clinical depression, or you're vandalizing the thing.


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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Bumper stickers are for cute twinks CMV

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ngl if you have bumper stickers you deserve to get robbed

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Not being a stay at home giga-NEET with a loaded rifle pointed at the door 24/7

Disgusting.

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some people have had their four tires stolen in the middle of the day in plain sight of everyone. Even for someone quick that takes at least half an hour.

nascar with 30 minute pit stops would be pretty epic ngl

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If you aren't advertising every detail of your life on your vehicle are you even living?

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Bumper stickers are ugly anyway.

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Mental health experts could probably study this thread. Congratulations patso. In a sub about autism full of autists you manage to be the most severely neurodivergent. This is truly mind-boggling. What's stranger is that you can't even slightly see how insane you are. You genuinely have some sort of mental disability to continue to engage.

You're fat too. But you also can't see that. Reverse body dysmorphia on top of the autism and of course r-sluration.


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