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Anyone surprised by this? What else do you do when you have 20 generations worth of wealth?

Do I really have to frick your camel and let it shit on me?

What the bloody shit u bastard b-word think I'm paying you for?

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โ€˜Iโ€™ve literally been pissed on and shitted on so many times I just donโ€™t understand why they like it (after the third time you get shit on you get used to it). Iโ€™ve had to have s*x with a German Shepard dog in front of [Saudi Royalty]. Iโ€™ve got paid to eat shit. Iโ€™ve got paid to get beat up. I even had to stick a live salmon in some 65 year old manโ€™s butt. Iโ€™ve had s*x with 14 year old boys to make them men. Iโ€™ve smeared my face with their shit. So to all of you ladies that are going to bash me, Iโ€™m 24 years old and have 1 million dollars liquid in my bank account. Iโ€™m now retired and can have normal s*x with whoever I want.โ€™

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S-snappy? ๐Ÿ˜จ

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All disgusting degeneracy aside.... how does she plan to retire with just 1 million $? if shes 24 and lives until 85 then that's 61 years of retirement. That's only $16,000 per year.

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put the 1 mil in an index fund, get a normal job, and pull out 1-2k a month as supplemental income?

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That's not exactly retired.

She also undoubtedly gained a taste for the high life, so I doubt she is frugal either. She's going to burn through it right around the time her looks are starting to go.

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True good point. 1 million invested at 22 will do wonders down the line (thanks compound interest) but full retirement with that seems very hard.

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It is nearly impossible without some kind of income or leaching off others to avoid expenses.

My recommended target for my 401k is 300k by the time I'm 40. Life is expensive even if you live a simple one.

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1 million invested at 22 will do wonders

That....thats how it fricking works dude. How do you think pensions and shit work?!

And you don't need anywhere near a million to retire if you dont pick rarted investments. She can use the 1m liquid cash to gain residency in some tax haven, flush half of it straight down the potty, invest the other half properly and still rack in more than most ever will from a job.

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That's the smart thing to do, but inflation is sort of BTFO'ing our dollar value atm and will probably continue to do so.

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Yeah, I already saw this a while back. I believe there was a website called "tag the sponsor" or something where raghead middle men would larp as their bosses and share social media contacts of these foids being booked for scat dates with the high end camelfrickers.

Edit: here's the link: https://tagthesponsor.com/tag/dubai/

There's a lot of similar stuff on weibo with chinese millionaires but they tend to prefer Chinese models because why would you frick a mayo foid who gets cellulite at 25?

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There's a lot of similar stuff on weibo with chinese millionaires but they tend to prefer Chinese models because why would you frick a mayo foid who gets cellulite at 25?

Ewww, I just looked up cellulite. Why would anyone willingly choose gussy???

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sexy Indian dudes of west

uh sweaty,they are called sand BIPOCs

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Dune coons

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I think they prefer the term: Sand People

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I'm a strong empowered woman who DEMANDS respect

haha poopoo go splurt

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if you want to create a whole society of perverts then make human sexuality taboo and you will be amazed how creative people can get.

Have these r-slurs not seen the shit that "sexually liberated" westerners do?

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Seems to me they're paying too much for nobody influencers. It has to be cheaper to get some less used up eastern europeans at those rates. I guess it's the perceived "western cachet" they're paying for.

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2019

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Sheโ€™s been shitted on so many times sheโ€™s used to it. But she has a million liquid

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Based ๐Ÿ‘‘ queen properly cashed in on her best-looking years, lazy foids everywhere crying with no wads of bills to dry their tears

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Youโ€™re shtick is old and tired and also zoomer doomer all at once.

Youโ€™re entire generation should be replaced by AI I bet no one would even notice. Back on the stick pile with this one

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Can we mod the author? That was some high-quality effortpost

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Maybe you want her to put A LIVE SALMON IN YOUR BUTT.

That is the 4th or 5th weirdest fetish I have ever heard of

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I'm hard

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paying Instagram models to let you do horrible horrible things to them

Wow sounds like kinkshaming to me ๐Ÿ™„

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OP you should have just gone with the original title.

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With this the readers get the joy of reading TWO titles :) Also, I feel an assumption that I have actually read the article posted.

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Why is it that even beyond the realm of plebbit you buttholes still feel the need to restrain yourselves from indulging in some quality drama. It's like your fricking yourselves out of habit.

But that's only part of it. Even typing the title I already knew the answer to it. The sad fact is that you bastards have somehow become so jaded, so emotionally stunted, and so nihilistic that you can't even motivate yourself to get invested in some good old r-slurred internet drama.

The culture of Arrr drama murdered itself, because you apathetic bastards stopped caring about shit so hard that you can't even get invested in something or some argument purely for the drama of it anymore. You, as a culture and a community, kept picking apart and tearing down any ideological or philosophical position, and you attacked the very idea of taking any sort of ideological position on an issue to the point where now you cant even force yourself to take the contrarian position or the position of wanting more drama out of something.

You grew to despise the idea of caring about anything so much that you can't bring yourself to care about drama.

Now arrr drama, and all it's spinoffs, have become a place for nihilists created by this place to try to give a shit, if only for the sake of drama, or for emotionally stunted narcissists to try to relive their "glory" days of bullying the weird kids in middle school by laughing at random people acting stupid on the internet, just like the plebbitor who tries to relive his childhood by sperging about capeshit on the internet.

And for those of you who will inevitably reply, "imagine caring", the point of drama is to blow everything ridiculously out of proportion, not to not give a shit whatsoever.

And one last thing. And this is real shit, not just ironic drama tardation: despite the fact that drama is inherently a sort of guilty, immoral pleasure, enjoying it doesn't need to involve being actually terrible and peepeeish. Which some of you are; seemingly prevented from giving a frick or caring about anything at all on the internet because of your irony poisoned brains that have decided that it's ok to be a sociopath as long as it's not serious while simultaneously refusing to take anything seriously.

Keep yourselves safe.


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