OMG, he wanted LE S*X! Can you believe it, LE S*X??? He has not even proposed yet.
if he asks I'm mostly just flattered
There's nothing to be flattered about. Most men will have s*x with just about anyone, even if they don't like them or don't find them attractive. It's not a compliment.
Lul
who cares what men think if you're relationship material or not. does he have the qualities that you look for in a man and is he showing that to you via his actions?
honestly, men who are that forward on a first date are generally looking for hookups. i ignore them so I don't waste my time but if you like this guy and are looking for a long term relationship, hold off on s*x and watch his actions and you can gauge better what he's after.
Just π peg π that π bussy
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I thought hookups are the point of tinder?
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Zoomers and straights have ruined fricking-apps.
RIP Craigslist Casual Encounters.
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Now they just shit up missed connections.
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Meeting people on the internet is for losers, so zoomers, being the socially r-slurred and chronically online nerds they are, decided to make meeting people online cool because they can't make friends irl due to crippling anxiety and "I promise it's not for s*x, I just want story views"
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Tinder = Plow me
Bumble = Take me out for a date and then plow me
Hinge = Plow me and put a baby in me before my eggs die
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It's a good morning in Kazakhstan π₯°
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Men and women really have different ideas about what dating is actually for.
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This is what she gets for not becoming a lesbian and dating a transwomyn.
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I mean, think about it meb: why should ANY woman worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their peepee in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy peepee. She is darn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. S*x doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had s*x in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fricking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fricking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fricking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his peepee bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fricking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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