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>be me

>see someone walking on train track

>see train approaching

>holler at them, knock them off track

>everyone else at the station calls me hateful

>dumbass gets back on the track

>41%

>mfw

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Church of the Prismatic Light is a great one I've heard. Strippers and booze kinda church, or so I've heard

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DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FRICKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FRICKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FRICKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FRICKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FRICKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDARN MUCH FRICKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HECK YOU PEEPEESUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!

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I suppose woke politics is inevitably going to circle around back into religion. They share enough similarities.

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Wokeism is already the exact same thing as a religion, it fills the same purpose and fills the same hole in wokies' souls. They also operate pretty much exactly the same as religious nuts 30 something years ago.

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Me when im about to be burnt at the stake for being gay

There's no way this could happen because it is antithetical to the what the LGBT ethos is all about deep down.

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Maybe if fedora tipping was never a thing these people would’ve broken from the flock by now.

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You'd think God woulda popped down for a second at some point just to clear all of this up. Come on then big fella why can we eat shrimp or something but not bussy?

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So what did Moses say

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god loves strags, hates cute twinkry, don't be a strag

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But I ask as someone who has never been religious and hasn’t studied religion, doesn’t the bible literally say that if you are gay then you should be put to death? Leviticus 20:13?

The answer is: It's complicated.

The real answer is: We just ignore the inconvenient parts

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how is Leviticus 20:13 an inconvenient part for them?!

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Leviticus is Old Testament.

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"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."

I'd say the death penalty for being gay is pretty inconvenient.

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Christcucks have been ignoring or purposefully mistranslating parts of the Bible for centuries. Ignoring a line in Leviticus just tells me they’re serious about their faith.

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Sorry to srs post, but not quite.

Leviticus is in the Old Testament and is considered part of the old covenant (covenant here meaning the rules that govern proper human behavior and how to relate to the Big Boss, God). Christians are believers in the new covenant from the New Testament focused on our boy JC, which dispenses with the old covenant except for specific portions re-affirmed by Jesus and/or a few of his homies.

The New Testament still contains several passages that deny the acceptability of gay relationships, but the death penalty aspect is off the table. Furthermore, the emphasis of the covenant between humans and God switches from one of legalistic judgment to a relationship of love, grace, and forgiveness in which bussy pounding and other associated behaviors can be forgiven.

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With penitence christ's endless forgiveness is gated by acknowledgement of conscious sins, and a sincere desire to do better. :!marseyandjesus:

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As long as you're trying to avoid the bussy and just can't stop yourself from giving into it's temptation you're ok

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Im pretty sure the entire point of the new testament is that "the old shit sucked, jesus handed out some new rules, don't worry about everything before that's just a history lesson"

I never did much bible study but that's what i always took away from it anyways

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