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Despite protests from chuds the gay man in a dress will continue to read stories to your kids and you should be happy about it.

It's been scientifically proven that gay men in dresses are 300% better at reading stories to toddlers than literally anyone else - they just get the voices right and if their balls should fall out of their skirts for a second it's just funny and adds more to the experience.

From the article:

Tuesday’s event came as the Alameda County Sheriff’s Office continued its investigation into an incident at the library system’s last story hour on June 11, when authorities say at least five men who appeared aligned with the far-right extremist Proud Boys group barged into a reading at the San Lorenzo Library. The men acted “very aggressive” while hurling homophobic and transphobic slurs at the story hour’s performer, a sheriff’s spokesman said at the time.

At one point, the library’s staff helped the performer, Panda Dulce, flee to a back room while others called the sheriff’s office for help. Dulce later returned to finish the reading after deputies responded and the apparent Proud Boys members left.

The June 11 incident garnered national attention amid a wave of anti-LGBTQ rhetoric across the country in recent weeks. Alameda County sheriff’s detectives have since initiated a hate crimes investigation into the incident, though investigators are still working with the Alameda County District Attorney’s Office to determine whether what happened in San Lorenzo was a crime or protected speech. No arrests have been announced.

Good thing those librarians acting quickly and locked down their VIP drag story teller "Panda Dulce" before those heckin Proud Boys could call him a homo to his face.

Some Redditors still aren't getting why we need the library staffed 24/7 with drag queen story tellers:

Are for real? You cannot go more than 15 seconds on Drag Race without someone making a sexual joke, jibe or admission. These days it is so fundamental to the act that it practically is the act. And if that's the act, it should be for adult audiences only. Being able to entertain adults is not the same as being able to entertain and educate children - that's why their are education qualifications and not tucking qualifications.

Why the FUCK would any parent want to normalize their children growing up to be a drag queen, especially in a public library found by their taxes?

Any parent who loves their kid should take their kid to gay man in dress story hour!

A parent who loves their children no matter their gender or sexuality. I think it's great that kids these days aren't taught hate from their earliest days.

Hang on.... Is drag a "sexuality" or a "performance"? If it is a sexuality than story time is about promoting sexuality to kids :marseythinkorino:

I thought this wasn't a sexuality, I thought it was a performance?

But DRAG isn't a category of orientation, it's clothing. So if this is sexual fetish related clothing, what is different from this and BDSM gear, unless you think that's ok too?

"wow I really enjoyed story time, where can I learn more about what this strange man is doing?" Googling.... "Gay bars"

I love people saying drag isn't necessarily sexual. Like dude, come on. I was a male stripper working in gay bars and I've worked with a lot of drag queens, in and out of drag. It's sexual.

So you're saying when Panda Dulce isn't reading books to toddlers he's working the pole at the Man Hole gay bar downtown?

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Liberals are just a front for Big Homeschooling.

Liberals are just decent people*

Read up on the history of drag and you’ll see that it wasn’t created as kink. You’ve not done your homework and yet you’re prematurely making inaccurate points.

This is hilariously good bait...

Development of the drag queen in the United States was influenced by the development of the blackface minstrel show.[ Originally the performers would only mock African American men, but as time went on they found it amusing to mock African American femininity as well. They performed in comedic skits, dances, and "wench" songs.

Yeah, it's obviously not a kink.

It's gays openly ridiculing women, and I'm 100% for it.

Gays have loved playing women in the theatre since the dawn of civilization. Drag is just an extension of that

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Theater isn't just for homos, phobe

Minstrel shows were not about mocking blacks, it was actually a lefty kind if entertainment. It was definitely racist but in a noble savage way.



Tell that to wikipedia

They were performed in the north by artist and praised by Northern journ*lists. They were considered transgressive. It was the drag show of the time.



woman is the BIPOC of the world

Minstrel shows were just old school wiggers. We all applaud eminem for basically the same thing.

>"wench" songs

We should imply this is where rap came from.

Man, at this point hard-core BBC cuck fetishists are less obsessed with the "urban demographic" than progressives. How hard can you possible reach to make everything about them?!

Hell, I'm old enough to remember the first D&D Panic. There's always a new panic.

It's a feature of the new season of Stranger Things. I love the way they brought it in.

Ever notice Nancy's dumb-as-brick parents are Republican? They have GOP lawn signs visible in some episodes.


Satanic cults in hollyweird were killing people in the 70s and 80s then hollyweird made a movie called mazes and monsters to deflect from all the accusations.

Yeah it’s like these people forget that the 70s and 80s satanic panics were founded on cult mass suicide and serial killers. It didn’t just come from nowhere.

They made a mistake by associating Richard Ramirez's satanic imagery with his serial killing, when it was more closely related to his taco heritage.

Members of the Satanic temple are fat white atheist nerds who think theyre cool for dunking on Christians, basically proto-redditors. Mexicans live in a country where its citizens are exposed to constant horrific violence because of the cartels.

I mean hollyweird was literally killing people in satanic rituals so it was kinda well deserved along with libertarian and male feminist accusations

Why don't parents simply not take their children to the drag queen stories?

Yeah, I don't think they should do it at schools but presumably you're supposed to be aware of what youre bringing them to at the library

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Library glory hole hour when?

If your library doesnt have a pornography section in the corner with nothing but a curtain for a door your government is too much of a prude

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every American library is basically a homeless shelter and trust me people are definitely jacking off in there

Yeah I worked at one part time as a teenager. A regular responsibility was kicking bums off the computers when they got too comfortable for their own good.

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...thats a thing? :marseydisgust:


Wow, why is there a bunch of hotdogs in this hole?

>he didn't walk to the library as a child

ngmi illiterbros

I have a bad feeling when i see kids exposed to guns, online nazi recruitment, religious extremism, etc. I'll 'expose' my child to drag queens any time in a heartbeat while having fun and answering any questions afterwards from my kid.

Because they get off on the idea on someone raping their kid, lol

>seeing someone in public who is clearly gay is equivalent to being raped

Some of you guys are more histrionic than liberals

and get called homophobe by other liberals?

I'm convinced that it's the pedos' whole strategy to groom children to ignore their natural disgust reflex and that exposing them to hideous beasts such as drag queens in normal, "innocent" activities such as reading is a big part of that.

Ignore your disgust. Ignore your mistrust. Let demon homos read to your kids it's just totally wholesome! Yes, please also ask us all about gay sex and acceptance and how your parents won't love you if you tell them you're queer! Come and live with us in the drag commune!

the Q anon "everybody is a pedo" larp just so happened to disappear around the time the "groomer" discourse emerged to weaponize the boredom of suburban moms and edgy internet autists

Interesting stuff

I can't understand your sentence so don't know what point you're trying to make.

Drag queens reading to children: good or bad?

Neutral, and if you disagree in either direction you have brain worms

OK pedo.

>kids watching janet jacksons nipples pop out at the superbowl is wholesome and good but a cute twink in a dress is literal rape

Straggots projecting as always. Most chomos are either people you know, or teachers. Drag story time is less likely to result in child rape than sending your kid to public school so unless youre a homeschooling chad youre enabling rape more than some r-slurred libs are by going to the library

Janet Jackson wasn't in a quiet room alone intimately reading to kids and the superbowl isn't for kids or isn't "just" for kids.

Are you seriously so r-slurred you think that Janet Jackson's nipple being displayed is an argument to throw safeguarding concerns out of the window and normalise random cute twink "adult entertainers" in demon makeup close access to kids?

Fucking why? It's not even as if being a drag queen is an intrinsic part of their sexuality. Would you let a gimp read to children?

I was joking when I said OK pedo, but now I think I was right on the mark.

>Janet Jackson wasn't in a quiet room alone intimately reading to kids 

Ah yes straggot degeneracy is okay as long as its in public. Normalize children seeing straight sex! Why cant straggots refrain from inserting sexuality into literally every public forum?

>an argument to throw safeguarding concerns out of the window

There are parents there, unlike in the arts room closet. Why let teachers, the group with the highest rate of sex abuse against children, be alone with kids? Again straggots are disgusting and throw children to the wolves.

>Fucking why? It's not even as if being a drag queen is an intrinsic part of their sexuality. Would you let a gimp read to children?

Youre right, its not inherently sexual (unlike a gimp). I am not in favour of drag queen story time, its just funny watching moral outrage #4858 over something thats no worse than what mainstream american culture does with kids all the time

Straggots are invariably degenerate as fuck, idk why you guys insist on giving your kids to libertarians for 8 hours oer day


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All this libertarian shit is made up by rightoids. I mean Jeffrey epstein kills himself and everything broke loose. Maxwell got charged with pimpin girls to fucking no one. Netflix's cuties and big mouth dont even cross the definition of child pornography in over 120 countries. Monica Lewinsky was a liar just deal with it chud.

what is the difference between everyone is a libertarian and everyone is a groomer?

including a lively rendition of “The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish,” sung to the tune of “The Wheels on the Bus.”

How is this not grooming?

It's a feature of the new season of Stranger Things. I love the way they brought it in.

Ever notice Nancy's dumb-as-brick parents are Republican? They have GOP lawn signs visible in some episodes.

Nancy and Mike’s dad makes me so angry everytime he opens his mouth. The man is useless. I’m not surprised by this at all.

Redditors once again struggling to tell the difference between fiction and reality.

“Lol religious people are delusional.”

“Why yes, I do have to filter everything through the lens of fiction. Why do you ask?”

They're just trying to goad some schizo into bringing a gun into a kids library and opening fire.

I'm gonna have to stop you right there


On one hand they would deserve it on the other hand it would make the public sympathetic with the demonic dudes in dresses so i am conflicted



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including a lively rendition of “The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish,” sung to the tune of “The Wheels on the Bus.”

They aren't groomers. Stop noticing things

You never nooooootice an astronaut/mathematician/veteran/fireman/farmer/veterinarian/etc. "story hour."

No readers with good intentions or virtue. It's always dudes in dresses needing to be in close unsupervised proximity to your children.


:marseyceiling: :marseyceiling: Are the white wom*n extinct yet?! :marseyceiling: :marseyceiling:

:!marseyextinction: :marseyextinction:

There's no demand for those, people want cute twinks in dresses to read to their kids



You're right, all drag queens are Russian plants sowing divisiveness. To combat that shun, mock, denigrate them.

Can someone please create a world map that has all world countries colored by number of drag queen storytimes?

Then please post it to /r/dataisbeautiful

Similiar to

The rupaulification of drag and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

As someone who can read, and who has had the displeasure of reading most of Mein Kampf (university), it sucks.

It’s absolute drivel. Paranoid diatribe based on nothing. No footnotes, no references, just one long ass rant that goes on and on.

While Mein Kraft probably sucks, if your judge of a book is “footnotes” and “references”, you’re r-slurred. No worthwhile book in philosophy does that.

What? Voltaire and Aristotle et al all had curated footnotes and links too wikipedia, snopes and politifact articles too justify all their claims.

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Lol cops all over protecting the LGBT+ people. Now get attacked by a king or king on king crime or somebody god forbid shoots up a school and they're nowhere to be seen. What a farce

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Wingcucks should at least be able to find common ground in hating cops.

The fact that kids have unfettered access to da internet and a lot of them start watching porn before they hit puberty is a way bigger issue.

Porn -> Transgender Porn -> Gay Porn -> Dildo ventures -> Cross dressing -> Transgender

Tom & Jerry -> Naruto -> Anime Addiction -> rDrama Janny -> Cat Girl femboy -> Drag Queen Storytime Story Teller.

Trans lives matter!

The problem in America isn't extremism, it's a lack of extremism from one side

why do they feel like they have to get kids involved in this shit?

Attempted normalisation of paedophilia, why the fuck do you think nigga

Because the parents actively want it

I dont get it, how do kids nowadays sit through this? I know for a fact if they had this back in the day, all the kids I know would be laighing their asses off and calling them cute twinks.

My fave is rightoid cope tryina say it's them making fun of women. Booohooo I hate them so I will say it's them making fun of women.

She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator

My dis track:

Is drag queen a sexuality or a profession?

It's like showing up in a lab coat and mixing chemicals in front of kids while you read Red Fish Blue Fish