Reminder that everyone here is, in fact, a Redditor

at least we're not dirty ruqqoids

Shut up neighbor, once we solve the pinging equation, this place will be our very own ucopeia

I've mostly spent the past decade and a half on imageboards. Posting with usernames feels a bit strange tbh

Using reddit dot com =/= redditor

It's not that simple, new cute twink.

The Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) teaches us that Allah will forgive all those who repent; even ex-r*dditors can find salvation

Reddit was a different place 10 years ago. Think of a friend who's slowly changed over the last 10 years. It takes a while to realize that they're no longer recognizable.

Cope in the reports lol.

The only thing uniting people who use r*ddit is pretending to hate r*ddit.

HEY FRICK YOU!

You’re just a gigantic butt worm that crawled out of your mommy’s vaginal herpy sore And never had responsibility or knows what the inside of a woman’s vagina feels like. probably texting from a friend’s couch with your entire life inside of a walmart backpack that smells like dog shit and bad weed, if you are a vet your probably some transgender pohg that put signs up in front of his barracks saying free hand jobs, your diet most likely consists of Arizona ice teas and 50 cent bags of chips, you probably got the money by stealing it out of the charity jar at a your local bodega that smells like Mexican butthole and fried meat pastries. Your dad probably a frickin loser who got duped into c*m dumping into the dumbest ugliest slut in town, you come from a family of cucked human sheep that also frick sheep and Gonorrhea is your family’s main source of pride, you probably are busy trying to hook up with an underage girl who been in the country about 6 months and has a fupa that cover her nasty dank frick hole, you probably eat your boogers and claim your immune system is strong as result. You probably triple mask and triple maxi pad that leaking Orifice you call a peepee hole, your upcoming job prospects are at the bottom of a pyramid scam or a fluffer for gay pornos, you eat pizza with a fork and you sit while you pea your breathprobably smells like shit. Now go complete your gender reassignment surgery and eat a fat peepee