Doood actually exercising impulse control and taking your life away from the vice-like grip of psychological addiction has no pornhub-sponsored studies about it so its benefits aren't real.
I actually fricking hate coomers. This isn't a meme.
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I don't remember where I saw it, but someone tracked there was a very low likelihood of almost 0% that a comment on anything, even news and serious topics, didnt devolve into a joke by the third reply.
So not only are attempts at humor tremendously horrible, they are also everywhere
Not even kidding, they've been conditioned by capeshit. The structure of a reddit thread is the same as a marvel setup and punchline. Something relatively serious comes up and because dwelling on it requires a litmus of emotional intelligence redditors aren't equipped with, they immediately castrate the moment with an inoffensive quip
Even if this was true, they're probably talking about men who ejaculate in the presence of/inside of another living person (I didn't read the article so idk).
But of course pornsick scrotes will cope and cry that it's totally normal to have permanent "whiskey peepee" at the age of 20, because science said so 🙄
I don't get why coomers are so mad some men feel more stable not jerking it for long periods of time. And weirdly accusing them of feeling ashamed of themselves while trying to shame them into being coomers too. Yeah, bro just sit around sad wanking and MAYBE you might not get prostate cancer. Lmao it's not even a guarantee.
To be fair to the porn addicts ( ) it is incredibly easy to mock nofap tards. The important thing is both react to being criticized like they were shot, and so both should be relentlessly bullied.
It's absolutely not the same people who don't drink, don't go to a bar and preach to people the about negative effects of alcohol. Anyone who makes an internet trend a part of their identity deserves to be shamed not only that it's our duty as dramatards to do so.
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There's always some r-slur saying that people have been masturbating for ages. A thousand years ago people didn't have access to 4K porn catering to every fetish imaginable with perfect high quality audio and stimulation. You see more attractive foids in one coom session than ten men would in their entire lifetimes put together. Modern porn and the "high" that it gives is far more intensive than at any point in human history, in the same way that modern junk food provides far more intensive stimulation to the brain than some Grug finding a berry bush.
Ah man, this brings me back to getting together with the boys when were like 14 and checking if anything new had been posted to efukt. Hard to imagine the shit we got high and laughed at on there would basically be considered mainstream now.
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All gynecologists are straight homofascists actually.
Think about it. Yeah you think woah, he's looking at kitty all day. But really, what kind of kitty is he looking at? Healthy, nicely trimmed or clean shaven? Well, some, sure, but a lot of the time, he's sticking his hands and face into old, hairy gash, with questionable hygiene and possible diseases.
Only a man who wants to develop a deep contempt and disgust for the gussy can do this job - logically, an aspiring homofascist who wants to suppress his straightness.
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Best thing to do is eschew porn and cooming, but start writing erotica:
Strengthens the imagination
Builds a skill
Feel more productive during 14 hour masturbation sessions
Less dependent on technology. You don't need the internet or a computer. You could still hypothetically force your depraved rantings on people even in a post-apoco-Ted-Kaczynski scenario. At least until the other survivors kill you
Turns masturbation into a social activity and therefore a more respectable one
Gain the benefits of NoFap. Constant one-handed writing without cooming means you never have to face post-orgasmic tristesse...
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I find it hard keeping track of whomhere's a man, who's a valid transwoman, and who's an unironic ciswoman (🤮)
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Just remove all testicles.
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That will frick up the endocrine system.
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Never gonna make it 👎
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I think most are men (🤢) a chunk of trans (🤮) a few gayz ()and a handful of women
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it's larpers all the way down
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Tf kind of gifs do people upload on tenor lol. How did even find this one? What keywords?
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That’s actually one of my uploads 🤗
Ruqqus server kept jannying a kill all men version pretending it was inciting criminal activity, so I made this one.
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What did they mean by this
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Those b-word butt ruqqoids
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I HATE COOMERS I HATE COOMERS I HATE COOMERS I HATE COOMERS I HATE COOMERS
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"Sir, you have to take off that chastity cage"
"Why are you shooting sir? Your peepee is purple, you need to let me help you."
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t. coomer
Doood actually exercising impulse control and taking your life away from the vice-like grip of psychological addiction has no pornhub-sponsored studies about it so its benefits aren't real.
I actually fricking hate coomers. This isn't a meme.
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Nofap is even gayer than being a porn addict, like all former addicts.
Imagine not being able to just jerk off a normal amount
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Imagine not being able to get laid and needing to do it yourself.
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Some have not been gifted with homosexuality so they must turn to the hand to satisfy their worldly urges while avoiding the female scourge.
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I salute all volcels for their bravery
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only volcels won't go gay, f*ggot
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You're being straightphobic, sweaty.
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Straightphobic is just another word for 'correct'.
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If you have a bussy locked down yea
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You can’t self frick?
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Beating off to porn:
Beating off to that time your uncle took you behind the shed and "taught you how to grip a hatchet":
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Beating off to pictures of military hardware is the true chad move.
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Only if you're an operator larper and closet homosexual
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Operator LARPers beat it to pictures of AR-15s. I'm talking about the big boy stuff like the classic F-4.
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'If porn addiction doesn't exist, why don't you try stopping for a week?'
Immediately they hit you with everything a crack addled maniac would say, endless excuses, blame shifting, it's actually incredible.
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Same with the weed users too
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Literally anyone who is addicted to something says this. Its the oldest meme in the rehab community
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Redditors are truly r-slurred. Do they think gambling addictions aren't real either because it's not physiologically addictive?
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Try sorting by top to see Redditors trying to be funny
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Reddit attempts at humour is nonironically the most offensive thing about reddit.
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I don't remember where I saw it, but someone tracked there was a very low likelihood of almost 0% that a comment on anything, even news and serious topics, didnt devolve into a joke by the third reply.
So not only are attempts at humor tremendously horrible, they are also everywhere
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Not even kidding, they've been conditioned by capeshit. The structure of a reddit thread is the same as a marvel setup and punchline. Something relatively serious comes up and because dwelling on it requires a litmus of emotional intelligence redditors aren't equipped with, they immediately castrate the moment with an inoffensive quip
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It's called practising self care and you can't make me stop doing it on the bus, I'm a busy man and need to multitask.
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Even if this was true, they're probably talking about men who ejaculate in the presence of/inside of another living person (I didn't read the article so idk).
But of course pornsick scrotes will cope and cry that it's totally normal to have permanent "whiskey peepee" at the age of 20, because science said so 🙄
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Whole lotta anti porn posts in that thread. Antisemitism on the rise 🥺😫☹️
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I don't get why coomers are so mad some men feel more stable not jerking it for long periods of time. And weirdly accusing them of feeling ashamed of themselves while trying to shame them into being coomers too. Yeah, bro just sit around sad wanking and MAYBE you might not get prostate cancer. Lmao it's not even a guarantee.
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To be fair to the porn addicts ( ) it is incredibly easy to mock nofap tards. The important thing is both react to being criticized like they were shot, and so both should be relentlessly bullied.
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Its like alcoholics shaming people who abstain from drinking.
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It's absolutely not the same people who don't drink, don't go to a bar and preach to people the about negative effects of alcohol. Anyone who makes an internet trend a part of their identity deserves to be shamed not only that it's our duty as dramatards to do so.
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Do redditors you can fap without porn ? Or are they already too deep to learn ?
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i dunno. i get why people think porn addition is real, heck i even tired nofap a few times ...
but i saw through the haze of stupidity surrounding the issue, once i found a girl who would watch my favorite porn with me,
and sexualize herself like i truly desired, specially get some nice large fake titties ...
and now getting hard to porn is like 95% a reminder i need to go frick my gf again.
which i do. i don't think i hit 21 times a month, but pretty close to that.
ya'll anti-coomers just sound sexually frustrated to me. lol.
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your disbelief is pure cope.
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Dart i've seen your other comments. How can we be sure this "girl" isn't actually a 🐕🦺?
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buying fake tits for a dog? you have quite the imagination there.
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wrong
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the thing about how unforgivably stupid the vast majority of people are, is it doesn't take dishonesty to frick with them.
the reason i don't really hit 21 days a month is her kitty gets too sore if we pound it day in day out. she needs a day or two off sometimes.
but you haven't had that kind of relationship, or enough s*x, to know that ...
so you'll just reply with more cope.
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>kitty
🤮🤮🤮
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gussy
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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bussy
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Inshallah
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Doubt 🍤🍆🤏
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lol cope moar plz
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There's always some r-slur saying that people have been masturbating for ages. A thousand years ago people didn't have access to 4K porn catering to every fetish imaginable with perfect high quality audio and stimulation. You see more attractive foids in one coom session than ten men would in their entire lifetimes put together. Modern porn and the "high" that it gives is far more intensive than at any point in human history, in the same way that modern junk food provides far more intensive stimulation to the brain than some Grug finding a berry bush.
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T R U S T - T H E - S C I E N C E
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What? Why would the Jews want us watching porn?
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https://old.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/axx531/i_fricking_hate_the_incesttrend_in_porn/ehxbhmf/?context=3&sort=controversial
Not watching porn is alt-right.
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lol, is this guy really quoting Taxi Driver
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Just have s*x like a normal person, why you gotta watch some girl shove a pinecone up her butt to get off?
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Ah man, this brings me back to getting together with the boys when were like 14 and checking if anything new had been posted to efukt. Hard to imagine the shit we got high and laughed at on there would basically be considered mainstream now.
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Yea I masturbate incels
if you dont like it go to another walmart
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All gynecologists are straight homofascists actually.
Think about it. Yeah you think woah, he's looking at kitty all day. But really, what kind of kitty is he looking at? Healthy, nicely trimmed or clean shaven? Well, some, sure, but a lot of the time, he's sticking his hands and face into old, hairy gash, with questionable hygiene and possible diseases.
Only a man who wants to develop a deep contempt and disgust for the gussy can do this job - logically, an aspiring homofascist who wants to suppress his straightness.
Snapshots:
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Best thing to do is eschew porn and cooming, but start writing erotica:
Strengthens the imagination
Builds a skill
Feel more productive during 14 hour masturbation sessions
Less dependent on technology. You don't need the internet or a computer. You could still hypothetically force your depraved rantings on people even in a post-apoco-Ted-Kaczynski scenario. At least until the other survivors kill you
Turns masturbation into a social activity and therefore a more respectable one
Gain the benefits of NoFap. Constant one-handed writing without cooming means you never have to face post-orgasmic tristesse...
...But you can still indulge in your depraved fantasies of Jungkook becoming a s*x robot and fricking you
Slight chance you might be recognized posthumously as the next De Sade or Joyce (not Dubliners Joyce, fart-fetishist Joyce)
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based and literatepilled
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anyone who watches p*rn should have their IP traced and be summarily executed
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u/Polygondwanalandman
This guy slipped out of an almost month-long silence just to post in defense of his porn addiction.
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