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New Stonetoss
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A couple of other details:

  • $320 a month for cigs and booze

  • $200 for "fitness"

  • $150 phone

  • $100 eating out

  • $80 App purchases

  • No car so he ubers sometimes.

  • 2 Big dogs

How was he even approved for this rental lol that's crazy.

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-04-23 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Is Social Security Broken?/r/FluentInFinance (252K)67%1891
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Columbia University this morning/r/pics (31M)69%1590
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘MMW: being against the israeli campaign against palestine will one .../r/MarkMyWords (71K)62%1033
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Legend!/r/conspiracy (3M)62%844
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Wife no longer enjoys S*x/r/AmIOverreacting (123K)54%624
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Then figure it out yourself /r/memesopdidnotlike (76K)63%734
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘A mysterious girl…/r/wizardposting (251K)54%583
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Donald Trump should not get a special pass to commit criminal acts .../r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (145K)61%623
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Told my fiancé I considered OF cheating and he still spent $150 thi.../r/AmIOverreacting (123K)50%417
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Feminism is stopping men and women from working together to overthr.../r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (145K)49%401

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘N12 was issued but the tenant is requesting $25,000 as cash for key.../r/OntarioLandlord (24K)54%443
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The (other brand) marks keep shoveling dirt on AEW… /r/AEWFanHub (4K)49%42
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘MMW: being against the israeli campaign against palestine will one .../r/MarkMyWords (71K)62%1033
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Hugh Jackman's Return As Wolverine Doesn't Feel Right/r/CriticalDrinker (6K)51%57
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘In a couple hours, you're all gonna see./r/fansofcriticalrole (14K)56%141
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Another white male legacy character brought back by Disney and turn.../r/CriticalDrinker (6K)47%45
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘I eat pierogi, I Polish /r/ilovemypolishheritage (4K)50%25
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Then figure it out yourself /r/memesopdidnotlike (76K)63%734
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Can we stop calling it a 5 year program? It upsets me every time I .../r/ibew_apprentices (15K)48%75
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Bwipo : Fnatic Starting With 2022 Become Content With Losing To G2/r/fnatic (25K)46%117

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1cammjt/were_not_gonna_send_da_video_and_get_ourselves/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1cap21d/reposting_the_nbacj_memorial_video_now_that_the/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1catl8d/nbacirclejerk_letting_horny_incels_fire_the_sub/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1caifba/it_was_great_jerking_with_all_of_you_over_the/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1camjd6/i_saw_everything/?sort=controversial

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new toss
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House of Leaves - a review :marseyreading:

Horror is probably my favorite genre of literature. I'd say more than half of the books I read and have read are horror. After seeing a few reviews and recommendations on the House of Leaves I was very intrigued.

House of Leaves is a very challenging read. The story follows the main character Johnny Truant who finds an incomplete manuscript written by a recently deceased man named Zampano. The manuscript is a documentary of a photojourn*list by the name of Will Navidson and his wife Karen who have purchased a house which they soon find is larger on the inside than the outside.

House of Leaves has footnotes. It has footnotes of footnotes and appendixes of footnotes and footnotes with appendixes. It has footnotes from both Zampano and Johnny Truant.

Its writing style is difficult to follow, often makes you turn the book upside down or on its side, and is overall kind of fricking boring. Don't get me wrong, it's a cool book. The concept is incredible and such a unique experience. Unfortunately, so often throughout this book, I found myself wishing it would stay on track and continue the main story of the Navidson Record (the storyline I found most interesting)

More than half of this book is about Johnny Truant slowly losing his mind as he compiles Zampanos manuscript, Truant's heavy drug abuse and s*x addiction, and chapters long mind numbingly boring descriptions of the meaning and origin of words by Zampano.

With that said, would I recommend a new reader altogether skip Johnny Truants storyline? I can't say that I would. It does round out the novel and serve a deeper meaning. Understanding Truants state of mind while he is compiling House of Leaves is essential to understanding the house in itself.

Overall I'd give the book an 8/10. I finished in a week and even with its boring parts I could not put it down. I would recommend anyone who enjoys literature read this book. This book is more of an experience than a story. Its ability to drag you in and immerse you is truly unmatched.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/boysarequirky/comments/18s1c0r/these_ryan_gosling_memes_need_to_stop/?sort=controversial

I was trying to find that 'you are not Ryan gosling' meme where it's trump saying 'wow I'm just hearing this for the first time', and while searching for it I stumbled on the most humorless subreddit I've ever seen, /r/boysarequirky.

Some of the comments about this innocuous Ryan Gosling meme:

It's lovely how these men cry about men's mental health getting ignored while downplaying and dismissing women's mental health in the very same sentence. “Oh everybody cares about women when they're sad” horseshit. I got no support from people around me when I was at my lowest. It's just hilarious how out of touch men are. They don't know anything about women and yet their arrogance leads them to believe they do.

Sounds like you're just unlovable lol, skill issue :marseysmug3#:

I actually feel like it's the opposite…men are coddled and women's feelings are dismissed…we just cultivate deeper friendships with one another once in a while where we listen to each other cry

One of my exes cut off her best friend of 15 years over something so petty I literally can't even remember what it was, ten years later.

One time when I was a kid on summer break, I didn't speak for almost an entire month and nobobdy noticed.

Fr tho, I'm more worried about their Patrick Bateman love.

Lol they're onto you, sigma males :marseybateman#:

Why do the guys making these sort of memes always seem to assume women are incapable of enjoying a bit of alone time? It's so bizarre to me. Plenty of women are introverted and/or enjoy having time to themselves. Not speaking to anyone for an hour doesn't sound lonely. it sounds ideal, honestly.

It's a meme you dip. Im starting to think women can have autism too.

That sub is full of funny threads like this. if anyone likes seeing femcels getting mad at scenarios they made up in their head, and trying to comprehend humor this sub is for you. :marseyoperasmug:

BTW if someone has that trump gosling meme pls post it I'll send coins.

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Where my trans wubcubs at?! I'm celebrating nearing 7 months HRT! wubby7 🖤🏳️‍⚧️😌 : PaymoneyWubby

https://preview.redd.it/igoaqe0q03wc1.jpeg?width=1022&auto=webp&s=aeff168f802ff63b062eef11afc0618ab11fe6e2

Had to look it up and this is just some random streamer I guess? Idk, jannies clean it up tho:

To everyone who left hateful comments, downvoted positive comments, or just generally was a shit bag in this thread:

Seethe. Transphobia and/or anti-trans rhetoric is not tolerated in this community.

The main deleted thread here. Is it so much to ask for random anyone to not post this kind of shit?

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Boomers need to die.
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Pro-Palestinian protests continue to rock major American universities on Tuesday, prompting school officials across the country to take extraordinary steps to confront the growing crisis....Columbia University extends hybrid classes through end of semester as tense protests prompt safety concerns

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/apr/23/josh-hawley-tom-cotton-urge-biden-to-mobilize-nati/

GOP senators urge Biden to mobilize National Guard to protect Jewish college students

Amazing how journ*lists didnt call protesting a crisis when this happened

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713897417881698.webp

:#marseyreap: :#marseysowsmug: :#marseyreapcrying: :#marseyreapangry:

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:soycry: I dindu nuffin

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138287951676176.webp :#!marseykingcrown:

>be boomer

>go to game by yourself

>yell shit

>winning

Don't think I've ever seen that in any sports ball game.

Soys discuss

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1cagd12/aaron_boone_is_thrown_out_in_the_1st_inning_by/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1cagye0/fan_who_was_chirping_that_caused_boone_to_be/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1cakiqg/bryan_hoch_aaron_boone_said_his_firstinning/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1calui4/kirschner_heres_what_hunter_wendelstedt_said/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713829031078451.webp :#marseyhmm:

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RETVRN TO TRADITION :capypharaoh:

What two drama racial enemies would @Aevann step on? :marseyfeet: I'm thinking !chuds and !cuteandvalid would win. Discuss.

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I swear the UGLIEST :marseytrain: sat next to me today. I was sitting on a bench reading Continental Philosophy: A Very Short Introduction, Simon Critchley, Oxford University Press (I thought it would be more of a chronological summary of various philosophers and schools of thought with something tying them together, basically the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy with a throughline, but the first few chapters spend too much time navel gazing on the origins and allegedly subjective meanings of analytic/continential philosophy when I think it would better to assume every reader more or less understands what these terms mean and spend less time on introspection. Later the author starts saying that the analytic/continential split goes back to Bentham and Coleridge, which I think widens both definitions to the point of uselessness, and makes the title of the book pretty misleading given the author's using a totally atypical definition. I overestimated the average quality of Oxford's A Very Short Introduction series, since even just reading the Wikipedia page of the author he doesn't seem like someone whose opinions I'd ordinarily pay attention to) (I'm the type of guy who reads books on philosophy in my spare time because I'm an intelligient, conscientious, neurotic, gay, adult middle class male who lives in an urban area) on my Amazon® Kindle® Paperwhite™ when this ugly fricking r-slur hobbled over next to me. I already happened to be sitting on the far end of the bench and they kind of paced around a bit before sitting down, then sat there for half a minute before pacing around a bit more and walking off. They were pale and had bad skin and were 5'8 and were wearing cheap, bright, childish closing and smelled bad and were probably around 20 and I had been awake for 24+ hours at this point but they seemed so much viscerally exhausted than me and I think they were genuinely mentally disabled. Probably that rare mid level neurodivergent where the best accidental shitposters reside. But this person is pretty much identical to me and you because if we lost the genetic/environmental lottery like this person did we'd all be the exact same as them so you're not allowed to make fun of or commit hate crimes against them

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https://restofworld.org/2024/tsmc-arizona-expansion/

there's a hilarious amount of drama :marseydramaddictrentfree: related to the arizona tsmc fab

>taiwanese company seethe :marseylaptopangry: about lazy workers

>importmaxxes tofucels

>americans seethe :marseybearrentfree: at tsmc not hiring local labor

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:marseyboilermakersmascot: In which Neolibs :marseysoylentgrin: discuss the pointlessness of college (by defending it) :marseycyclonesmascot:

Well have you considered: how else will the state university's head football coach be the highest paid state employee?

:#soyjakanimeglassestyping:

DAE le handegg bad?!


The way they bucket this, science/math majors learn the most followed by humanities/social science majors, followed by engineering majors. But then health, communications, education/social work, and business students learn basically nothing.

PRIORS CONFIRMED

:#soyjakfattyping:

This is healthcare hero and TikTok nurse erasure!

:#marseytwerkingfastgenocide: :#marseymaskgenocide: :#marseyvaxmaxxgenocide:


The average student spends 3 hours on studies? And that INCLUDES classes?

At UChicago, you were supposed to take 3-4 classes a quarter and a typical class was supposed to take 10 hours of work per week so you'd have 30-40 hours of work in total. A hard class could be 20 hrs/wk.

More colleges should be like UChicago.

:#soyjakferaltyping:

I worked very hard for my degree in PoliSci TYVM! Do you want fries with that?


One of my favorite Professors mentioned once, "D's get degrees, but they don't get you jobs."

I have people at the school I went to who achieved a Bachelor's Degree in 2.5 Years, another became a Producer/Writer at CNN in D.C. + Successful Side-Business, a bunch became Anchors at Regional News Outlets.

And then there's some people who have gone absolutely nowhere in their lives.

I don't know if it has always been like this, but that is insane variance from people coming out of the same program at a smaller University.

:#soyjaktyping:

>One of my favorite Professors mentioned once, "D's get degrees, but they don't get you jobs."

Lol, lmao even 🤣👍

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https://twitter.com/CHBAF/status/1782538050641318301

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:marseychingchongsupremacy: have no patience for :marseymayo: nonsense

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713898680233433.webp

Did they rip the class from a kindergarten teacher training course?

:marseyemojirofl:

https://twitter.com/jordanschnyc/status/1782795439646949737

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Don't mess with pickmeisha Ray and her man y'all

:taylaugh:THIS IS HER MAN LMAO

THE TRAILER IN THE BACKGROUND :taylaugh: :taylaugh: :taylaugh:

!moidmoment did I finally find a bigger pickmeisha than @ARNOLD_FRIEND???

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Shogun
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The bussy must have been divine

If it were only Nero, then sure, but apparently he was involved with multiple people afterwards, one that continued to call him Poppaea, and the other Poppaea's ex-husband.

Was Rome just a bunch of schizos LARPing?

:#marseysquint:

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Get ready lads :marseydisconcerting:

!male feminists If you aren't r*pemaxxing tomorrow you need to turn in your male feminist card IMMEDIATELY!

And yeah it's still going around now

https://twitter.com/davidciamarro/status/1782486968154095924

Dear parents/guardians,

We would like to inform you about some concerns that have come up recently. There has been some chatter at school and on the bus about a Tik Tok Challenge called "National R*pe Day" where men are being encouraged to r*pe women on April 24th. We would like to inform you that this has been taken very seriously and followed up on thoroughly. We will continue to be vigilant moving forward.

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Reported by:
  • PoonstaryerCaribeaner : Yet more transphobia from lapprand
  • UncleAbortion : Fake Lappland. Transb-word is enacting her wrath and vengeance and taking down all her enemies.
  • ACA : cis men belong in :marseytrain: holes as much as :!marseytrain:s belong in women's bathrooms, shelters, and sports
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Lmao this chud really wants into these trans holes

He's bitching in private chats about not getting into our holes, he's so pathetic lmao !cuteandvalid !nooticers

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DUUURRRRHHHHH :marseypatriot::marseyautism: :!marseyautism:
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So this foid rent a bf from another city and paid his trip and stay in hotel without getting sexy times and we should support her and normalise it ! It's time for foids to chase men !

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