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Incel Dance Music
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Shame on you dramatard. You are less of a misogynist than an actual foid.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116501402633646.webp

Link.

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It's like they want to be hated by everyone.

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Boss Man Jack has upgraded from breaking computer chairs and folding chairs to now bossmomjack's dining chairs

He still hates his fricking life (but totally isn't suicide baiting again)

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souls are at stake

rDrama dot net cannot be a cool place, you say

rDrama dot net will never be cool.

...

the bottom line reality is the coolest thing about this place is how it shifts so erratically in and out of possibly being cool. There's really great writing here from time to time.

It's just: Carp somehow keeps this place running???

I did not expect that twist. I mean I more or less understood it as: Carp keeps the social tides of masculine sublimated emotional frustration at bay by just bending them in interesting and confusingly mis-ironic ways which were definitely offensive but brutally artistic.

But then to see it all fall apart, and the incels took over the cell and sent it chasing off after misogynistic take. That was a wild ride. I can't ask for more than that, but:

I'm at work on a getaway plan that will also incorporate my local environs. This has been a SotSCorP approved raiding mission. Some of the natives proved helpful and worthy of recruitment to the SotSCorP mission. SotSCorP broke containment just this one time to say hello.

And so like whatever you're on my escape pod.

But before we go, I want to ask a solid, Real, question.

I came here because the Spirit of Saint Francis visited me one day. He said nothing, but his presence brought words: "GO WHERE YOU ARE NEEDED"

So I joined in the fun. There was more to it than violating taboos. People who are willing to violate taboos are inherently interesting. This is in fact new Punk. Just because it's an establishment of our own design doesn't mean it is not an establishment! Catgirl nazi is an ironic affectation. I don't care exactly how fine you want to get into whether or not emitting the nazi sign is propagating the nazi movement because it properly speaking is a banishing spell??

But my point is that there is legible leftist spin you can put on catgirl nazi. I might even believe it. I don't think it matters whether I believe it. Catgirl nazi is funny and Catgirl nazi does not care what you think of it. And that is Punk.


I thought that I was stepping into a pit when I came here. More of a hole, really. A sanctuary for weirdos and freaks. The sidebar art contains some of the best political comics of our time.

Now I look around me and I see men falling into a deep pit of despair and anguish.

I spoke to some people here and tried to bring them to a better, brighter path.

I see men falling into a deep pit of despair and anguish.

https://soyjak.party needs our help.

But we cannot act to help them if we cannot help ourselves.

Is it possible that Carp will return? On the Appointed Day?

But more importantly...

Can we turn our back on our fellow human being? Lost and misguided. Struggling to find a moral compass!

And that's really what keeps this place funny. A moral compass is necessary to orient the dramatic, otherwise it's just empty tragedy.

If this place lost its moral compass without Carp, then we should construct another one.

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Who's in the wrong here???

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Out of curiosity, it appears you wanted the 4 count of lobster cakes of brand pictured, so he offered that same brands crab cake. You were good with pre-made lobster ones but wanted fresh crab cakes instead? Any particular reason the same brand crab cake wasn't suitable??As for the interaction, he was a bit rude but it was confusing overall. (82)

Yeaah they don't offer behind the counter crab cakes on the app so I always do those one and right when I get the shopper I tell them I'd like to substitute for behind the counter crab cakes. I've never once had an issue. (-19)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Including a pic of your message to him at the start of the shop would have gone a looong way to how people are perceiving this interaction tbh. (40)

Yeaah guess I've just never had an issue before so never thought I'd need to send a picture of the specific crab cake when I said from the very beginning I'd like the crab cakes from the seafood counter. (-16)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

You're telling him you said it 5 times, but you didn't say “behind the counter” until the 5th time, then he understood and told you that they don't have any behind the counter. The first 4 times you just kept saying “from the seafood department” and he was telling you that the ones in the pic he sent you are from the seafood department. This sir, makes you the peepeehead. Good Day. (99)

I def get I should of said that from the jump. But he was an butthole from the start. (-16)

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Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I was asking for opinions but I just legit can not see how I was rude at first. I can see how I wasn't clear tho. I definitely should have said the seafood counter at the very beginning. (1)

You were rude in the sense that you made 0 effort to clarify the misunderstanding, which was 100% your fault (as you admit in this comment). Your lazy responses were wasting his time, so I understand why he got frustrated and canceled at the end. You could have avoided a lot of hate in this post if you had just admitted this early on and then stopped your hate train on him. Instead you've painted yourself as dull, delusional, and heartless. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

And here's the problem with texting and not calling. Longer text messages are almost always confusing unless proper punctuation and communication techniques are used. The above conversation is rife with problems. Vague and unhelpful statements. The driver should never have used the term “ridiculous” but the customer should have just said “I misunderstood” and moved on. The rudeness was uncalled for.Pick up a darn phone and make a call. Learn to communicate. Stop with all the darn texting. It leads to way too much confusion and anger. I weep for the future. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Oh and they told you the crab cakes were not available. And asked if you wanted to refund with the ones they found. Then you proceeded to be a jackass and tell them to replace with the ones you originally wanted? Like actually you sound annoying. And you kinda just keep repeating yourself. When clearly you know they don't understand, but you want to be a bully. And guess what happens when you're a bully? This. They blew up on you because Instead you drew this conversation out too long when all you and to say was "refund" "replace" you made a simple process far more difficult. And that's why you're in the wrong. Probably torture everyone you know the same way. Not telling them and making them find the answer. You triggered me and you suck. (0)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/psilocy-st3

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Number of comments: 4

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Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

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Youngstrags, this will be you in 17 years, too

Oooooooooold ppl

Konata is my wife...or was, till she took the kids

Edit: Jokes aside, it just dawned on me that all these characters would be middle-aged by now

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REM - Try Not to Breathe

:marseydepressed:

neat gen x breakup music

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1 hour of pure black screen in HD!
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Reddit CEO Steve Huffman and other top executives and board members late Wednesday disclosed share sales, just a week after the social network had in its initial public offering. RDDT stock fell early Thursday.

Reddit CEO Steve Huffman sold 500,000 shares on Monday at an average $32.30 price, receiving $16.15 million. CFO Vollero Andrew sold 71,765 Reddit shares for $2.318 million. Chief Operating Officer Jennifer Wong sold 514,000 shares for $16.602 million.

Chief Technology Officer Christopher Slowe sold 185,000 shares for $5.975 million. Chief Accounting Officer Michelle Reynolds sold 3,033 RDDT shares for $97,966. Board member David Habiger sold 3,000 shares for $102,000.

All told, that's $41.245 million worth of Reddit shares sold.

At least some Reddit share sales by CEO Huffman and other key officers was expected.

Reddit Stock

Reddit stock fell 4.5% to 55.15 early Thursday. Shares tumbled 11.3% to 57.75 on Wednesday. Reddit hit a record 74.90 intraday Tuesday.

The RDDT IPO priced at 34 a share on March 20, at the top of the expected range.

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Twittards rage when Tim Pool says beating foids is good actually

Rare bald man W

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116463220127585.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116463223742392.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116463759123752.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGuhL4U2WyjdkaY/giphy.webp

There's honestly so many people taking this rage bait

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711646541526181.webp

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:soyruto:
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your current mental state --> :ma#rse!ymonkpattalkingtyping:

after this --> :marse#ymonk:

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!leafs it's clearly not the teachers fault kids ain't learning, it's gotta be that darned social media

Four Ontario school boards have launched $4.5-billion in lawsuits against social media giants Snapchat, TikTok and Meta — which owns Facebook and Instagram — accusing them of deliberately hurting students, interfering with their learning and harming their mental health, leaving educators to “manage the fallout.”

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MissAPM grabbed some spicy whisky from Japan :marseyblack: :marseygeisha:
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Detailed :marseycatgirlhomofascist: account of deadly mountain :marseysherpa: lion attack :marseyerenabs2:

@Aisha @S

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This is why homos keep dying from HIV.
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Stay ranching king.

The absolute state of moids. Imagine not appreciating a beauty like her:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116425500717688.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711642550219285.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116425503081477.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116425504585807.webp

Ew look how gross britbrit looks in comparison.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116427229589884.webp

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