He said to me, “she's beautiful. She's quiet, she's simple, she's not annoying. She doesn't nag me. She doesn't argue, she's not combative. She's not fat and she's not lazy. She's fun, she's spontaneous. I forget about my troubles when I'm around her. She makes my life easier oppose to complicating it like you. She's just everything that you're not anymore but you use to be. She's a younger version of you. She reminded me of you 15 years ago”

Proving yet again if a woman is having marriage problems it's because she either doesn't put out, got fat, or is a nagging b-word. In this case all three.

In case you hate the shitty AI voice here's the summary

• In 2018 when he was 12 he discovered reddit. He eventually finds out that there's a karma leaderboard.

• By 2019 he has 3,000 karma. He cringes now looking back at his comments.

• His "breakthrough" happened in March 2019 when a meme he posted got upvoted. It was even reviewed in one of Pewdiepies videos.

• He makes it into /r/EternityClub realizes they're cringe and leaves.

• Still he wants to make it into /r/CenturyClub. Gets banned for 3 days for telling a furry to kill himself Continues grinding and finally gets 100k and makes it into /r/CenturyClub. Realizes they're cringe 30+ year old Americans obsessed with politics and leaves.

• In 2020 he turns his focus to minecraft. Gets bored with that and goes back to reddit.

• He had much more time now because of the pandemic which kept him at home for almost 2 years.

• Now he wanted 1 million karma. He messages Gallowboob for advice. Now he is locked in.

• It took almost a year to reach 100k karma. Another 6 months to 200k. But now it only took 6 days to get to 300k.

• He got every reddit award now. Some guy gave $175 worth of awards

• In September 2020 he reaches 1 million points after only 47 days of grinding. It was quite fast.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger even replied to one of his posts, but he didn't really know who Arnold was

• Now the American election is coming up. He's an Italian kid so he knows nothing about it, but he realizes reddit hates Trump so he starts posting anti Trump memes. They do well. He learns about more American politicians and which ones reddit hates so he can get more karma

• By the end of 2020 he was over 2 million karma.

• He joined a groomercord some Indian guy made called Redditors United where top karma accounts could share advice. He considered them idols, but later realized they were mostly "16 year old Indians with way too much free time. Just like me."

• He still wanted to grind to 10 million karma. He now posted 100 times per day at regular intervals.

• Time was not a problem since he had online school and could keep Google meet open while posting to reddit.

• He made a google spreadsheet to track his progress and aimed for 30k points a day or 1 million a month.

• By his 14th birthday he reached 5 million. He basically just spammed posts now and at one point was averaging 90k points per day. By May 2021 he reached 10 million karma after "5 months of grinding with no breaks."

• But this was starting to negatively affect his school work so he had to take time off reddit to focus on algebra

• He came back to reddit. Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday."

• Someone gets suspicious and sees that this zoomer posted at almost the same times everyday. They assume he's a bot so he gets banned from the /r/BotDefense system. This banned him from 3k subs.

• Undeterred he carried on eventually reaching 25 million karma.

• Now he was back at in person school so he would run home when it finished and spam reddit with more posts. During this time he got banned twice. But appealed them successfully.

• The start of 2022 was great because Putin invaded Russia so now he could spam Zelensky.

• But he notices his karma started slowing. He was banned from too many subs. Had to focus on school. So he took 3 months off.

• He claims now is when he learned python and made a bot to automate his posts. Posting 360 times a day.

• People got mad. Someone reports him and reddit permanently bans him for content manipulation. Other big accounts got banned as well.

Now he was free to touch grass and just posts to his youtube.

Proving that reportmaxxing works!

I saw this here

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1c66kpp/how_millions_of_karma_are_made/?sort=controversial

I didn't plan to watch it all due to the annoying voice, but the autism of it drew me in. Where were this kids parents. Absolutely r-slurred. At least he got away from it eventually.

article: Twitch Streamer HasanAbi Arrested on Charges of Threatening Senator Tom Cotton

Los Angeles, CA — Popular Twitch streamer Hasan "HasanAbi" Piker has been arrested following allegations of making threats against U.S. Senator Tom Cotton. The controversy began when Piker posted an image of a homemade shotgun in response to a tweet from Senator Cotton. Authorities were alerted to the post, which they deemed a credible threat, leading to Piker's arrest at his West Hollywood residence.

Upon executing a search warrant at Piker's home, law enforcement officers discovered multiple firearms. This discovery has prompted further investigations into potential affiliations with insurgent groups, although no direct connections have been confirmed as of yet. The Los Angeles Police Department, in coordination with federal authorities, is taking the lead on this high-profile case.

Piker, known for his politically charged content and commentary on social issues, has a significant following online, with over a million subscribers on Twitch. His arrest has sparked a flurry of online debates regarding freedom of speech and the boundaries of political discourse on social media platforms.

Senator Tom Cotton's office released a statement condemning the threat and urging all individuals to refrain from violent rhetoric in political discussions. "Threats of violence have no place in our society and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law," the statement read.

As the investigation continues, details about the case remain sparse. Legal experts speculate that if charged, Piker could face serious federal charges, potentially impacting his streaming career and personal liberty. The incident raises important questions about the impact of online behavior in real-world scenarios and the responsibilities of social media personalities in moderating their influence.

Hasan Piker has not made a public statement since his arrest, and his legal representation has yet to comment on the charges. The case continues to develop, with more updates expected as the investigation progresses.

This arrest has sent shockwaves through the online and political communities, highlighting the increasing scrutiny on digital platforms and the actions of their users.

article https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/16/us/politics/tom-cotton-protesters.html

https://t.co/iOvpWkJ29R pic.twitter.com/KXZdn94fMl

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) April 16, 2024

Earlier today Chud US Senator Tom Cotton posted that citizens should do what's necessary to handle mentally ill pro-terrorist protestors that illegally protest on streets and bridges ( )

https://twitter.com/TomCottonAR/status/1780039918737121502

In response Hasan Hamasabi posts a picture of blue prints used to create the gun that assassinated Japanese Prime administer Shinzo Abe the other year.

What did he mean by this?!?!?

Average DoorDasher pic.twitter.com/eYxlvcoo9H

— ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ (@LeaMaric) April 17, 2024

lmao at some autist sneeding in the replies

Have you considered they are neurodivergent, disabled or immunocompromised or are you just being ableist

https://twitter.com/hn6xpwcqpf/status/1780500866702700781

Basically like the /r/Polandball joke life preserve, because much of the front page is now spammed by colonizers who basically spam memes

Should've chose a better career path dork. Don't let me catch you on the street, cute twink.

!anime bros... Why is this fricked earth so gay?

rdrama in shambles

Here's Sydney

And here's Carol Baum

Here's another one of Sydney

On train again, abusive drug addled bum started yelling at a woman. Men did nothing.

— Caryn Ann Harlos (@carynannharlos) April 16, 2024

Note: This is foid is not a leftoid, she's an anarchocapitalistoid. This does not stop moids from responding as if she's ridin' with Biden.

Patriarchy is a protection racket

!biofoids You have to be subservient to us or those other moids will hurt you. They're not in on it, I swear

https://twitter.com/CoolHandJames0/status/1780261530078007527

https://twitter.com/dvigilrpg/status/1780629789960708339

Castrato

https://twitter.com/MsMostDope/status/1780315882612232680

She knows

https://twitter.com/carynannharlos/status/1780472634376945897

Approximately 500 pictures of that one guy

I'm not posting them all, make a Twitter account if you like him that much

https://twitter.com/dvigilrpg/status/1780629789960708339

My resignation letter to NPR CEO @krmaher pic.twitter.com/0hafVbcZAK

— Uri Berliner (@uberliner) April 17, 2024

yes i'm still here. i lurk sometimes. hi! anyway, someone who i'm pretty sure is from here keeps harassing me on reddit sooo pls stop i'm bored

we’re reaching levels of porn addiction that shouldn’t even be possible pic.twitter.com/PUSXB4a3rR

— pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@Slatzism) April 16, 2024

I find the comics about women endearing. I have many weird fantasies and longings some would sneer at as "pathetic" if I expressed them in comic form. I have huge crushes on cartoon characters and have created a fantasy world in my head where I get to live out a beautiful romantic life with them.

I once took Jasmine out of a magic carpet ride and sang her many beautiful songs and told her to close her eyes and when she opened them I had transformed into the Sphinx and made love to her with my massive stone peepee whose ejaculation of 700 gallons of helium infused semen turned her into a hot air balloon and her eyes rolled back into her head as she spurted a near endless amount of my c*m out that made her zip around the desert like a deflating baloon. Don't feel bad for her though, my semen was also infused with aphrodisiacs and trillions of miniature versions of myself that latched on and pleasured every cell in her body and she had a chain of 27 thousand orgasms whose intensity and pleasure was beyond the scale of normal human comprehension.

The Genie made sure to make a lot of funny jokes and commentary so that it wouldn't seem horrifying to any observers who didn't realize she was feeling pleasure.

If I was brave enough to put them into a webcomic with my real name attached I can't imagine how much I would be mocked and looked down on.

Who were you, mystery redditor?

Snappy quote material tbh.

Direct link https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1c5mzew/film_adaptation_of_jk_rowling_childrens_book_the/?sort=controversial

Even OP had to post a shibboleth

For the record, I do not agree with her views at all.

As if normies give a flying frick about her views. Nearly every top-level comment has drama in replies, most of it has been mopped though.

!chuds !transphobes

A guy I was with at a party told a girl he “liked her boobs” and got her number??

I was at a party… Not a particularly trashy or dingy one either. Just a bunch of smart professional seeming gpeople from a relatively upscale and prestigious university mingling and dancing casually.

I meet this guy who was definitely handsome but not particularly. Tall as shit though like 6”2 or 6”3 and pretty fit with long hair. I was talking to him for a while and he was pretty cool and seemed pretty normal and all the sudden this cute normal put together girl with noticeably large boobs under her shirt walks by and he just goes “Hey.” pointing at her “you, yeah, you. I like your boobs.” It wasn't delivered very douche-ily; but obviously it's an inherently douche-y thing to say

She stood there for a second as I stood in shock and asked “Do you want my number?” and he just answered “Sure” and she gave it to him.

She could easily have walked away without any consequence he wasn't following or harassing her or anything she CHOSE and OFFERED to give him her number.

Afterward I was fricking dumbfounded and asked the guy WTF just happened and he was like “What? I complimented her and she gave me her number” and took a sip of his drink like it was nothing.

This goes against everything I know about dating and flirting and relationships and women and everything about humanity in general.

I know that some women are just into trashy guys or attracted to boldness or confidence but this is like a very attractive very sophisticated 22 year old woman who is presumably quite refined and intelligent considering the university she goes to.

What happened here? How did this work? If you are handsome and tall can you really get away with shit like this? He seemed genuinely unsurprised and casual throughout the whole thing even after the girl left so apparently it was normal for him.

WTF??!?!?!

Edit: To all the people saying “he's handsome and tall, that explains it.” He was not much more handsome or fit than average and about the same height as me which is for whatever reason typical in our age group and school (not many men under 6”0).

And he was SO BOLD AND CASUAL. Like unbelievably. Clearly this line or similar is working for him A LOT.

And he did not know the girl and she looked like the absolute last type of person it would work on.

This situation is a lot more confounding then I think many of you are giving it credit for.

Edit 2: I am a straight male

!moidmoment !foidmoment !chuds !mommymilkers

This should be such a whitepill for men. You can be nerdy. You can be a gamer. Build your own gaming computers. Into the Witcher, warhammer. Just take care of yourself and have a non-offputting personality. https://t.co/50KKfFSoOJ

— Anna🌪🇮🇪🇫🇷🎄 (@anniodarone3) April 16, 2024

You don't have to look as good as Cavill. You have to just take care of yourself lmao. The physical side is less important to women

Live !incels reaction

Cut these neighbors down.

bows politely

Skill issue.

so, this is a cry for help from me to be honest, because i have no female role models or women older than me to confide in and get advice.

recently, these past few days, i've been going down the rabbithole of how harmful porn, but most importantly "mainstream" porn is (the stuff that is on the front page of pornhub when you don't have an account with a curated feed), which is becoming more and more extreme, misogynistic, a power fantasy and in a survey, it was determined that up to 45% of porn videos contain acts of violence against women.

i've also read a very worrying article about how choking is becoming "vanilla" now, and an act that isn't even discussed beforehand (a huge surge of men in college just choke their partners without consent because of how normalised it is). and i have seen various ways being "vanilla" is used as a way to insult and shame women.

i have a pretty nuanced point of view, by which i mean that porn and porn production that actively abuses, r*pes, manipulates, drugs and exploits women is not in the same boat as women drawing manga for women and selling them, and professional voice actors selling audio CDs. i'm posting here, because i don't want a debate right now, i want a way to cope.

back to my point: i am an 18 year old girl, and part of one of the first generations to grow up with what i'll call "as soon as you hit 13, almost everyone has seen porn". the first time i saw porn, was when i was 11, and googled it because we were warned about it in s*x ed. i didn't really become a girl that watches a lot of porn, but i'd seen it, and masturbated to it before. i'd started masturbating when i was 8.

later, when i became a fan of BTS, i started reading wattpad fanfiction. and watching what was called "21+ imagines" on youtube. after a while, i realised that i didn't really like them as much as i thought, because the popularised daddy/babygirl, male dominance, "punishment" stuff was not my cup of tea. it's through yaoi and BL manga, that i was truly able to discover what sexually aroused me, and what didn't, due to the simple absence of a woman to objectify. now you might call me an evil fetishizer for reading yaoi and BL, but again, please, i'm not looking for a debate, but for possibly advice and help for my feelings. i also discovered otome content a year later.

a few years ago, i started watching irl porn from time to time, which was mostly solo male stuff because couple's porn disgusted me, and turned me off immediately, because of the clearly male gazey shots. but most importantly: the violence, degradation, spitting, slapping women's vulva, and those horrid titles implying incest, barely legal, forced, and all those degrading ways to describe women's reproductive systems, and women themselves. because i only watch solo male videos, my feed is only male focused, when i do open up pornhub. but i always saw the "popular in your region" underneath my feed, where i saw all these horrifying things, whether i wanted it or not.

my brother and father make porny jokes around me all the time, and it honestly makes me uncomfortable to hear "haha put your spermidium in this sauce for some extra protein and rejuvenation" every second sentence. my father was always what i call "too open" about s*x with his children. he is determined of not making it a taboo, but he went too far. i know he likes anally fricking women, that he bought a sounding device for himself, that he downloads porn, caught him masturbating thrice, etc.

now i've watched "beyond fantasy", a documentary about porn. and yesterday, i cried when finishing episode 3. maybe i feel even more pain because of my own history with (non-sexual) child abuse, but still. no matter how you look at it, it's horrible.

and i know for a fact, all men my age watch porn. almost all of them. enough of them, that making porny jokes infront of your own daughter is okay. enough, that porn has become this normal thing that every man and teen uses. and porn isn't what it used to be.

i read a comment from someone that used to be in the porn industry back in the day, and she said something along the lines of "back then, anal was the most non-normal thing in porn, the most extreme. today it's become this mandatory part of porn".

i can't get what i saw in this documentary out of my head. it's like the ceiling came crashing down on me. will this be the reality of dating? will i be called a prude for disliking mainstream porn? will i have to sift through endless amounts of men that watch extreme porn, to find someone to love me? will porn continue to literally detroy women's bodies, and drive them to suicide?

For months pro-Palestinian @Columbia students have been whining that a pro-Israel student attacked them with a "chemical weapon." Al Jazeera even made a documentary about it.

Well now we finally found out what they were sprayed with: a $26 non-toxic substance called "Liquid Ass" pic.twitter.com/nHBW7yQqXQ

— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) April 17, 2024

Everyone point and laugh

NEW - Boston Dynamics reveals its new generation "Atlas" robot.pic.twitter.com/o6fuBrx8zF

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) April 17, 2024

Women in sports continue to push new boundaries and inspire us all.

But right now we're seeing that even if you're the best, women are not paid their fair share.

It’s time that we give our daughters the same opportunities as our sons and ensure women are paid what they deserve.

— President Biden (@POTUS) April 16, 2024