[DEFCON-1] IF WE GET BANNED FROM CLOUDFLARE

We meet in the men's bathroom of the abandoned McDonald's in Post, Texas. Just knock on the door and someone will ask you who it is. Say "Teenus". You will then be asked what kind of watch you have. Say it's a Citizen Watch, from Ross. The door will open. Come prepared to leave your old life behind.


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god i miss /r/mde


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I miss when reddit didn't ban communities for not doing illegal stuff.

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knowing that censorship is going to spread to the entire internet infrastructure :(

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Cloudflare was the one bulwark against the train and POC pantheon of the west. It’s well and truly over.


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We’ll be the Serbia of the internet the little brother of big bad Kiwifarms Russia but with better music

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Serbia lost dude Kosovo won and is now independent and flourishing (by Balkan standards)

:marseyitsover:


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this is probably one of the most reddit comments there is

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ok troomer


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cope

"free speeeeech is dead"posting is stupid

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In fact it’s against the rules of this fine website

#bancarp

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Trump is going to win in 24 and make this all way weirder

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Baron 2040

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This was inevitable. We must be prepared to eat the bugs and live in the pod as well. Unfortunately all of this will happen and people will vote for it.

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No /r/raceplay exist

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My sub /r/bronyhate got jannied way back in 2012 for no good reason other than making spergs angry, Reddit was always shit.

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my friend told me that making fun of neopronoun people (people calling themselves marseyself and such) is considered ableism because they're all neurodivergent lol. friend was not joking. i love spergs

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because they're all neurodivergent

:#marseyhesright:

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3 years before FPH was banned? I thought FPH was the first.

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The bronies that got his sub banned are probably :!marseytrain:s now. They're like the illuminati.

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wasn't jailbait banned earlier?

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Yes but that was actually illegal

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true

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It’s still here in our hearts.

Rest in power,

/r/mde

/r/fatpeoplehate

/r/cringeanarchy

/r/zweirama

/r/deuxrama

/r/duexrama

/r/coomer

And so many more

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/r/dosrama pendejos we are forgotten

:marseymariachi:

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fatpeoplehate was truly the beginning of the end

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At the time I remember a lot of people voicing concern that it was a slippery slope. They were 100% right.

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Some people thought it was a slippery slope as far back as the banning of /r/jailbait

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Sexualize kids is dangerous for society

Shame fat people is good for the soycity.

I started to notice that I am one of the skinniest person when I walk around in the university and that’s brutal because I am barely skinny

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:#marseydeux::!marsey#crying:

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Deux still lives on, for a brief moment it was the funniest subreddit in existence.

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I still miss /u/MikeStoklasacel's esoteric shitposts. Those were my favorite.

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truth™️

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Deuxrama during the early coof was some of the best internet in years.

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BSS, altright, fashwave ... good that so many chud subs were killed ngl.

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/r/MGTOWWOM - men going their own way with other men

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Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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:marseyyikes:

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By the time it was banned it was full of cute twinkry but prior it was the best leftoid forum.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Deep down inside we all miss MDE

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What was that one guy’s name

Young dude like 18 always posted sadly about his parents and would constantly make threads with extremely fedposty titles

But then you’d click it and the body would clear it up

It’s become a common bit, but he was so good at it

I miss him :(


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Gadsden-posting 👍 a relic from a bygone era.


Thanks team 👍

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THAT WAS IT THANK YOU 😍


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That sounds hilarious

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I made a high scoring post there once. Little bit embarrassed about sharing it though lol.

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i love how bizarrely you'd find like genuinely good creative writing weird short stories there and everyone was just like "yeah this belongs here" cause it made them feel weird

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Everything about the sub was perfect. Not sure why the post-MDE-ban rightoid lunatics all got labeled mdefugees, the sub was generally super chill and largely nonpolitical


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because they were by and large unfunny r-slurs

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I thought I was just missing some lore. Was BSS the rightoid spinoff?

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Lmao BSS was an edgy variant sub. Basically the deux to mde’s drama. Much smaller, extremely funny, more than a little unstable.


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What about Gorillion Yuan Dream tho?

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There were probably over a dozen Xilion Currency -eems tbh


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Now they're all gone like tears in the rain

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Brazilian Dramacoin Regime


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They were way too heavy on anti Semetism.

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We're all pro-semitism here.

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because they kinda were rightoid lunatics?

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I don't see what's wrong with billion shekel supreme

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they were not funny

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But this is the epitome of comedy

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:marseycry:

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banned for being used for spam

What the frick does that even mean? Half all default subs are just r-slurs spamming the same posts from other subs.

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the mdefugees are coming from inside the house

:#marseyitsover: :#marseysigh:

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🌍👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


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:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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Just ordered 2 candyman shirts last night

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i was gonna but theyre like fricking 80 bucks lmao


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List 1 on eBay, profit keep 2nd for free

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Too much work :| I'll get one for sure, it's just REALLY hard to justify throwing $80 at a fricking meme shirt lmao


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You lil lazy :marseytrain2:. Gay butt fish.

I want you to think about how easy it was for me to justify purchasing 2 of them knowing i probably won't get them til 2023

The candyman's coming for piker next

Support the candyman

:marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

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i have been paypigging for sammy since like 2018

i have logged into the cumroad tied to it like TWICE

i have multiple shirts each of which was like ships in two months and then shows up half a year later :uhuh:

he KNOWS i love him

he has to omg

sammy ily


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He knows because I told him about u when I was elbow deep in that bussy

I told him if he thinks my fists are good than juat wait till he gets a piece of the big gay tuna

           

           

           

           

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just keep banning fedposts. the concerning part is the message said cloudflare was actually reading kiwifarms. now if they actually read here their brains should rot off and maybe the trans lives matter banner distracts them so we should be good

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Realistically, what can be done? Some AHScel train is just going to make an account, post something, screenshot it, delete it, and send it to cloudflare within a few seconds.

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Could “spoil” newstrag posts by adding “new user” watermarks all over their post

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There was actually a similar feature at one point, invisible watermarks baked into the page :marseyamogus:

Not that it would matter to internet mobs, they wouldn't see it and wouldn't care to let you prove it

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Dev tools

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>Realistically, what can be done?

Distributed jannying:

  • Each new comment, before it goes public, is sent to six random users that are currently active.
  • If at least three (3/6) approve it, and none of the others block it, it goes public.

Details:
  • Ignoring these randomized requests for jannying should carry a soft penalty, e.g. a 10 minute timeout.

  • Duplicates and almost duplicates of previously blocked comments require higher amounts of approval, e.g. the number of random mods increases (6/8 approved instead of 3/6), and/or a mod has to approve it.

  • Users get a soft penalty for having comments blocked.


Effectiveness:

If X good users are active, plus Y users who are bad faith actors from AHS, then the worst case probability that a false flag fedpost gets through (approved by 3 of the latter and ignored by the others) is ( Y / X )^3

E.g. with 300 good users and 30 bad users active, less than 1 in 1000 fedposts would ever be visible.


Workload:

On average, if each active user posts six comments per hour, he/she is assigned one comment to approve or block per hour.

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I've known more coherent downies.

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wow rude

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not sentient

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if time penalty is soft people would ignore it and if the penalty isn't soft people just wont use the site

>If at least three (3/6) approve it, and none of the others block it, it goes public.

r-slurred

overall shit idea

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tbh it sounds like you're just jealous

at 10% infiltrators among the users, the method is 99.9% effective, at a very low workload per user.

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and if I start blocking every post I'm asked to review for fun?

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some kind of soft penalty, like the 10 minute timeout (during which u can't comment/post during that time) mentioned above.

or the penalty could be increasing, e.g. 2^n minutes after ignoring the n-th request for jannying.

has to be calibrated to be as small as possible while ensuring that more than half of polled users do their jannying duty.

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not ignoring them, I mean choosing to remove every post presented to me

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Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's far from complete, and I'm sure a lot of people have thought far more seriously about this already. But I believe it can be fleshed out into a reasonably effective distributed moderation protocol that requires little work per user, assuming that the percentage of malicious users isn't too high.

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oh I get it. this idea would ruin your goombling. of your 2400 comments less than 300 contain something other than "[!]blackjack[number]"

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not at all because goombling wont be done in comments before long, it's just that nobody wants to get handed the janny duty :marseyshrug:

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>nobody wants to get handed the janny duty

of course. but

  • without checking each comment before it becomes publicly visible, we can't prevent (false flag) rule-breaking content (e.g. the bomb threat in KF's case).

  • almost everybody who wants to be a janny is a bad janny.

  • if full-time jannies have to approve each comment before it becomes visible, a huge number of jannies are necessary, like 1 for each 20 active users. and those poor jannies won't get anything else done. impossible to find that many reliable jannies.

but if each user does a little bit of jannying (like one approve/block decision for each five comments posted), it's possible.

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On average, if each active user posts six comments per hour, he/she is assigned one comment to approve or block per hour.

The other way around. Every comment is written by 1 user and moderated by 6, so average user moderates 6x more comments than they write.

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lmao i was tired okay

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get rid of new user registration liek cumtown . org

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they will check, just delete thigns that look like fedposts quickly

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I actually wonder how a non-dramatard would react to this site and what they think is happening here.

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I regularly talk about this site to people.

Everybody knows I'm r-slurred, but I think they have an even lower opinion of me, because of whatever this site is.

My mom's supportive, though


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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She’s polite but regretting not SIDSing you when she still could

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lol same :thistbh:

my train-adjacent friends might be alarmed tho, idk :marseythonk:

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