When some guy in the store I was in walked up, looked directly at me and said "nice shirt man". I know he knew. He had too.
If that was one of you please comment the town we were in so I know.
Dw I don't live there and it's ghosted so I don't know who you are either. Now that I think about it he also might have been a telegram fan but I must try to find out anyway.
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You fricked it up. You were supposed to meet him in the nearest bathroom for some anonymous gay s*x.
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Or at least gloryhole.
Straggots smh.
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And make Marsey dance a little on the other side of the glory hole as foreplay
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Whoever does a better job insulting the other's appearance gets to top
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he was fatter then me and had glasses.
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"Aww, that's a cute ca-"
"ACTUALLY IT'S THE MASCOT OF A WEBSITE WHERE I AND MY COMPATRIOTS ARE DISTRAUGHT ABOUT KIWIFARMS BUT WE DEAL WITH IT VIA MONUMENTAL LEVELS OF SARCASM AND PRETENDING IT DOESN'T BOTHER US."
"Wh- wha? I'm sorry? What?"
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"Aww, that's a cute ca-"
"ACTUALLY IT'S THE MASCOT OF A WEBSITE WHERE I AND MY COMPATRIOTS ARE DISTRAUGHT ABOUT KIWIFARMS BUT WE DEAL WITH IT VIA MONUMENTAL LEVELS OF SARCASM AND PRETENDING IT DOESN'T BOTHER US."
"Wh- wha? I'm sorry? What?"
!!meme
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hey jeffthespammer/@modern_major_general
nice marseyshirt, fro msroen
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no I'm the real soren
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why are people impersonating me?!
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Will the real Slim (probably not slim, tbh) Soren please stand up
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thanx cute twink
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I came here from a notification :)) You do realize that your followers know
it's you? Why the frick 
would you wear this shit 
out in public? Get some help 
please 
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Is it ModernMajorGeneral?
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MMG's a foid, I don't see one in the photo
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true. I have a voluptuous gussy that hungers for dramatard peepee.
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Nope
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aevann bug
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he's lying lol
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If he was a 5'6" GigaChad it was me, there's tons of people wearing Marsey shirts in my town, she's a major trend.
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How about you suck my peepee? I have an advanced engineering degree, speak 3 languages at near native level, know 6 high level programming languages at an advanced level, am a C++ metaprogramming guru, can do software design and architecture, have written kernel modules, know both analog and digital electronics, have programmed FPGAs, can even do fricking webdev and REST APIs if someone asks me, am a one man devops team and know Kubernetes, can do ML, am a decent scrum master, heck I can probably even frick your wife better than you do.
Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Me
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No it was me
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Zozbot
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I waited in the men's bathroom for 45 minutes you butthole.
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It was me, you looked really neurodivergent and homosexual
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Thanks
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autism
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Why are you white?
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you get beat up every day at school by those darn preps and jocks don't you
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He gets his bussy pounded by the closeted jock chad.
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If you fight back they'll leave you alone because the coach will stop molesting them if they're benched by a non-sport injury
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obviously not
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Cute hands
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I love you
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Put on some muscle boy
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Unironic cute twink lookin butt
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your pretty cute yourself
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That was me bro
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Jeffrey? i rly like ur cafe threads they comfy
π₯°
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Hi Penny
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Hi bb happy
Sunday ππΎ
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Hi Penny can i eat your bootyhole? Pls
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Jfc itβs Sunday neighbor
go to Church 
π³ neighbors donβt rly do this right? Iβm been lied to..
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Don't tell me you haven't smothered a cac's face with those chocolate cheeks of yours i know you're a freak
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drizzt? girl
u got some crazy 
shit 
in ur head 
π nah bb imma freak but not nasty 
kk π
πΎ
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B-word drizzt is a scrote and so am i. Less yapping and more sitting on my face thanks
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Ft Worth??
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So many dfwcels here lol
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Cute!
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Nice shirt man!
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WHERE TO COP?????/??
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I really want Marsey merch like a Marsey sticker on my laptop but can't tell if it would be based or cringe
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Icons are idolatry, give
me ur dc and live humbly in the wilderness or you will 
go to heck 
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I'mt rying to send all my DC to you, but your name only shows up as a ghost?? Mods????
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Report this post with /h/random
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If this turns into one of those subreddits where people start getting TATTOOS done in the theme of the subreddit then we need to shut it down.
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We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible.
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It was me, thought you were really cute and was hoping it would give you an opportunity to ask me out for a drink but nope you autismed your way out of the situation
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sorry I am scared of love
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I AM COMPELLED TO BE EXTRA NICE
TO FOIDS 
ON THIS WEBSITE END ME HAHA 
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look at my tittes I am foid yes
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I love
it! How do I get one?
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They went to a fair
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aw where did u get, or home made?
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At a Fair
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I would bet you look like Jacob Collier you have musician fingers.
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I will make a better shirt than this and then tag you
@Modern_Major_General
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do it kitty make sure you post body so I know your not fat.
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Someone get this man a dress
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I cant find on in my size
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Post hands bby
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Doxx this user, we need list of mayos
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You need to do some lifting. Also your hands should have hair on them unless you are trying to be a train.
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Post bussy and peepee cute twink
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Wastin' away again in Bussyritaville
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