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Babylon Bee gets posted to r/atetheonion again. Redditors seething again. :marseymanysuchcases:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/comments/x4t78g/this_guy_is_nuts?sort=controversial

Amidst the poll to ban the Bee entirely, redditors are in a frothing rage when they see satire from the wrong side of history.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/comments/x4t78g/comment/imx4253/?sort=controversial

Lol I know it’s satire but not even Babylon Bee believes this

Babylon bee wants Trumpies to believe this like their all "satire".

I’d say Babylon Bee is hardly distinguishable from the other right wing media outlets.

It’s basically just right wing propaganda that screeches “it’s just a prank, bro” when called out on its shit

Lmao and it goes on and on and on.

:marseyrage:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/comments/x4t78g/comment/imxsht3/?context=2&sort=controversial

The Babylon bee is conservative retaliation against the onion and it doesn't work.

Punching down is only funny if you have lead poisoning.

>Punching down

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Their vote says to allow it, so I'm sure the jannies will do something to say they will override the vote and ban it anyway.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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They just put up a new vote. It's going to get banned and the circlejerk gets reinforced

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Not if some :marseytroublemaker:s can do something about it, "don't exclude" is leading by 400 right now

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"You see, the site uses satire in bad faith."

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“Bad faith” is one of the most destructive phrases to the internet in the last 20 years. It’s like a shut-it-down mind virus

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You're asking me a question I can't answer.... On purpose!

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>I can't argue but you are wrong

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:#marseyagreefast:

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I like that this scenario has played out so many times that it is now predictable.

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Say what you will about jannies, but holding a vote that users feel strongly about and then ignoring the results entirely is definitely drama-pilled

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Perhaps, usually though after the vote fails the loudest people on the sub will screech and b-word and whine until it's banned 2 weeks later anyway.

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>Punching down is only funny :marseybruh: if you have lead poisoning

Imagine not having lead poisoning :marseysmug2:

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:#marseysoypoint::#marsoyhype:

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ROMA INVICTA

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Satire newspaper nobody reads makes fun of US Senator, redditors sneed about "punching down"

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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Hurting the homeless and claiming to be “fixing the problem” is something that moderates and republicans do.

I don't want to hurt the homeless. I just want them to go away. I don't care where they go, that's their problem.

But I don't want them anywhere I go.

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Yea I just don't want to see them, it's depressing

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:#marseynails:

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Pasting the pasta for posterity.

This guy is literally one of the greatest Americans we have and most are too stupid to realize it. The guy has protested and been arrested fighting for fairness and equality. He is constantly fighting for the average American’s rights for healthcare and fair pay. He is demonized by corporate America because the things he does and advocates for pulls money out of the pocket of the 1% and redistributes it back to the other 99% of Americans. The corporate spin to make him look bad is that he wants to steal taxpayer dollars to fund ridiculous social programs. The reality is that he wants to pull the tax breaks from the top 1% and force those at the very top to start paying their fair share of taxes. He does believe in both a socialist/capitalist approach to running our country but his goal is to pull the money from the bery richest among us who are hoarding their dollars at much lesser tax rates than you and i pay and then putting those dollars into programs like federally funded healthcare and higher wages for middle class people. Nothing but goodness and fairness coming from this guy but realize that corporate America wants to make sure as many of us as possible hate him because they know his policies will work (proven with the rest of industrialized world already with something like healthcare). They want and need you to hate him because if you embrace bernie the rest of america gets better and the top 1% suffer….at least a little. Bernie has been a great man for the average American and you all are lucky he fights for you.

Is this a copypasta?

Not copy pasta - just a bernie supporter that feels bad for all the average americans that think he is trying to bankrupt them when actually he is the number one human being fighting for them. I dont agree with everything this guy is doing or at least id want a better understandingof how to pay for some of the things he wants to do but the number one thing he is trying to do is give average american a better life and number two thing he is doing is trying his darndest to make the top 1% pay for as much of it as he can…..not by tapping into them to make them poor ….just by making them pay their fair share. The top 1% always claim they are job creators…thats true sometimes. But you know what else they are? Major polluters of our water and land and klers of our wildlife and ecosystems and their heavy trucks ruin our highways….yet they dont have to pay taxes because they are rich and create jobs?!!! Frick that im with Bernie!!

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:#marseysalutepride:

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Bernie is mind-numbingly r-slurred. Have you ever listened listened to him? Holy frick!

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Love him or hate him, he be spittin' facts:

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@Dad Snappy :marppy: material.

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Never forget the "if I could believe this what does it say about x/y/z". You're fricking stupid is what it says.

least self aware tarditor

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aw i hope they don't ban it, it seems like a good place to generate :marseylongpost::marseylongpost::marseylongpost: if you post the wrong kind of article like with leopoardsatemyface

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There's something about people that very clearly are stuck in their own bubble talk about "propaganda" and "fake news" like their side isn't just as bad

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If you don't think most people are r-slurs, you're living in bubble. People who believe the same things as me embarass me most of the time.

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Every single person is an r-slur including me

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I have included you twice

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I’d say Babylon Bee is hardly distinguishable from the other right wing media outlets.

:quote: i've never looked at right wing media, but all my cool social media liberal friends tell me it's exactly like babylon bee! i mean they've never went to any of those sites either, but still. it's true and if you weren't such a fascist nazi you'd see it. :quote:

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Absolute pure seethe. :marseyseethe:

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Every now and then you can feel the wailing and gnashing of teeth come through so clearly in text and this is one of those times. We might have to exploit this rich seethe mine by spamming their sub with bee posts.

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I’d say Babylon Bee is hardly distinguishable from the other right wing media outlets.

it’s fake but it shows how messed up republicans really are!

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I love the dude in there that says Babylon Bee isn't satire because satire punches up not down.

Like dude straightup slept through English when they taught A Modest Proposal.

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:marseyconfused: Normally I feel like I can at least predict what redditors will sneed at but I'm stumped this time. :marseygigaretard:

Isn't this making fun of an r-slurred rightoid for believing an obvious satire headline? Shouldn't they like to mock rightoids? :marseyhmm:

Or do they honestly believe that this piece is threatening Bernie's career:marseythonk::marseythonk::marseynut:

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It's literally just that it's the bee lmao

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Leftards need their daily :marseydose: dose :marseydose: of rightardism exposure to make :marseyyarn: them less insufferable.

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PU:marseytrollcrazy:NCHING DOW:marseytrollcrazy:N PUNCHING:marseytrollcrazy: DOWN I FRICKING DISAGREE AND:marseytrollcrazy: AM CORRECT AND MORAL STOP PUNC:marseytrollcrazy:HING :marseytrollcrazy:DOWN IT'S NOT FUNNY PU:marseytrollcrazy:NCHING DOWN IT'S NOT REAL HUMOR:marseytrollcrazy: REAL HUMOR HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED :marseytrollcrazy:STOP PUNCHING DOWN:marseytrollcrazy:


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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“I hate this because it makes fun of MY TEAM”

I’m shocked Reddit can’t understand humor linked to things like joy and instead thinks humor is only a weapon to use upon its alleged enemies.

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Not a kangaroo court at all. Imagine if Professor Dumbledore had used Avada Kedavra on one of the students who had misbehaved, then in his defense used the argument that "well it doesn't matter because the student had drank a whole lot of Alihotsy Draught before I used Avada Kedavra on him. How credible do you think a defence like that would be and how would Hogwarts (both teachers and students) react if he was found not guilty because of it?

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https://old.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/comments/x4t78g/comment/imx4253/?sort=controversial:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/comments/x4t78g/comment/imxsht3/?context=2&sort=controversial:

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