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when are we going to start grooming

no wait

let me rephrase that

what fricking moron thought /r/teenagers was a good idea?

but also

they've got to collect somewhere.

what's a good education in 'being online?'

I say

straight to goatse lmao


I'm kidding I think about goatse. Admins took my plea seriously for my 1-year anniversary: I have already bought the hat.

We grew up in a different age of Internet. Goatse is probably tame compared to whatever it is kids wander around finding now.

I want to tell kids that school doesn't matter, friends do. But that it's wrong that school is inflicted on us. There has to be a better way.

I want to tell kids that they need to prepare to save the world. It is always needing saving. This is the day the Lord has made.

At what point is telling kids they will live in radically difficult times indoctrinating them with leftwing views?

This, then, is the grave offense of boomer ideology. That it obscures reality with its partisan bitterness.

These midterms are going to be a reckoning.

Dark Brandon!

I PLEDGE MYSELF TO YOUR SERVICE

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:#marseywinemom:

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scale 1-10, how many drunks u had today bby?

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I lost track somewhere between chardonnay and the merlot

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how many until you send me nudes? i'm going to bed soon.

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what fricking moron thought /r/teenagers was a good idea?

Probably a teenager, theyre a special kind of stupid

they've got to collect somewhere.

It used to be hyperagressively moderated kids games forums like neopets or roblox. But i think groomercord has vacuumed up all that traffic

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tbf I wouldnt surprise me if those forums were full of groomers too, it was just a more naive time

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Yeah but they were extremely limited. Heavily moderated without an inkling of leeway. This is before social media was really a thing of course

Now all these companies just say "lol" whatever

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:#marseywut2:

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:marseydrunk: this is why you shouldn't drink and shitpost, or do, it's entertaining.

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@dont_log_me_out luck doesn't exactly translate to writing the same way but you're better off gambling by tossing a die roll of words out into the world, a gamble that is interesting: can I draw the public eye? vs. a gamble for coins. I say this in this thread because: this thread was my reaction to my pride in the Queen piece, if I shut up I'll stop writing because I'll be afraid of attempting to hit that quality bar and be disappointed. Or just crank something out and, eh, it's still an interesting reflection. Take the low roll because the lesson of gambling is that there are low rolls, but keep playing because unlike gambling, a few high rolls can be worth dramatically more than the stuff people disregard or don't even notice.

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I prefer just marking exactly what I want then leaving while I am ahead. I like coins. I have decided I will make a million.

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we gon’ groom to da beat :tayjammin:

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Schizophrenia

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yeah a knew a guy who had that same idea

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:#schizothread:

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Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet.

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