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I don't know how to tell you this, but shut up and die. [Impassionata Cakeday Post]

My cakeday was yesterday but it hardcoded the hat so here's the real day and I get my real birthday hat lmao.

2016

hey

you know how the bankers run the government

while people are distracted with sideshow politics and culture war stunts pulled by people who get instant media coverage because of their willingness to pull culture war stunts

you know how this system that keeps corporate power entrenched

in an oligarchy that makes a mockery of our ideology?

(true capitalism has never been tried)

let's elect a big distraction

let's just put that distraction in office

that'll show them, the bankers and politicians

if we're more distracted

feels. like. winning.

and then!

we'll tell the story of how we're rebels against the mean machine

dissident right

proud of their distraction

proud to huff boomer farts and call themselves a movement

where's the dissident right now

is it with the republican theocrat fascists?

or is it still trying to pretend that this distraction isn't simultaneously an actual threat to the stability of our nation (that's what makes it such a good distraction) and a continued success for the bankers and politicians who want us divided?


your politics is failed. You have no power here. Shut up.

:#marseyblowkiss:


I don't ask that this place be free of rightoids, but if this is a true counter-cultural intellectual e-magazine for sexually confused teens (18+ lmao) to be groomed by sexually confused adults there need to be standards.

IF YOU SPEND TIME CONTEMPLATING OTHER PEOPLE'S GENDER CONFUSION YOU ARE EXPERIENCING GENDER CONFUSION.

Mostly it's temporary as you realize other people's gender confusion is not all that interesting after a while. That teacher sure was something! I got no problem with that kind of bullshit being posted here, that's the kind of true weird I'm here to see.

And maybe I need to run up my own flag as a r drama dot NETTT alt-lit site or let's hit politics or something.

But I'm sick and tired of the goddarn rightoids.

The online right is in a really dark place right now in the sense that the ones that are still talking aren't smart. If you seriously thought Trump was a brick in the windows of the system you are exactly the person who smashes Starbucks windows and calls that winning (Portland people actually understand that violence undermines the message because they experience its effects directly).

So you're stuck constantly in the same narrative loop that carried you through 2016-2020 (LMAO THERE ARE HOMELESSP EOPLE IN CITIES AND WHERE ARE HT EPOLICE CHECKMAITE LEFTOIDS) without being able to take any of the responsibility that typifies true political action. You're neutering yourself. Stop cutting off your goddarn balls and/or ovaries.

You notice how the Canadian teacher was a non-story? People have moved on from trans politics.


:marseysigh: I'm annoyed because I want to drag other people here who are a little more normie fricked up Internet than full out rainbow nazi Internet and I don't think rainbow nazi is doing the work, in a consequentialist sense, of advertising that countercultural/transgressive elements which are punished by corporocrapic intrusion has found a place outside of Reddit. I think it's also functioning as a secret signal for the fascists among us who are perfectly willing to hide behind the irony of others while believing Rainbow Nazi Catgirl Marsey is representation SLAY QWEEN.

I don't pretend this is an easy problem to solve, I don't know what wings to clip because once you begin clipping wings you continue clipping wings and then you end up with an alien grub that can't fly it can only mop. But I do know that refusing to clip wings simply out of stubborn idealism isn't any smarter.

My annoyance comes in because I participated in an op that could have, in the Spectacular sense, altered the narrative of the countercultural revolution that is (not, on our present course) happening here. Instead it merely cemented rainbow nazi catgirl marsey as an ineffectual symbol. An arc where a marsey catgirl defends her swastika tattoo is different from one that performs adoration of the nazi military uniform (because she cannot don without performing the adoration of the worship of being-military). And the military vibe suits the Showdown but Marsey needs a transformation sequence.

Performing the meaning in discourse and then acting smug when you aren't understood is just masturbation and self-love is the foundation of a healthy life but the real world consequences are:

  • Lotta rightoids right now.

  • Lotta posts performing the ritual adoration of trans people.

  • Kiwifarms explosion mighta sent some people are way who don't really believe that Trans Lives Matter.

A bunch of people on the Internet are not any authority on what women or mtfs feel when they get horny. Who cares? If you're here to shout loudly about how mtf is a fetish I just want you to grow a pair. The reason our politics is focused on trivia is because you are focused on trivia.

I'm not saying that you should subscribe to magical thinking about how altering a symbol in story-telling alters the reality. No wait. That's exactly what I'm saying. One of the good concepts that floated around leftoid professional culture is the idea of 'intentionality.' Do you want to be another has-been voat? Or do you want to actually take the very real opportunity of the Internet's counter-cultural readers gathered in one place? I don't know exactly taking that opportunity seriously means but if it can't be here I'm going to do it elsewhere.

Marsey's already, in sorcerous lexicon, a god: she is a spirit that has taken human form, visually. That's the hard work.

It's been a fun year. And maybe this will always be a hellspace I can accept that, but I don't actually want to spend as much time in heck. I'm here very seriously because smart people trick themselves into performing nihilism and could use a sharp word out, but there's no law that I need to suffer the spiritual degradation of gross ineffectual politics forever. Do the good you have while you can do it and then move on to the next thing, that's life.

:#marseyparty:

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You're looking at the homeless shelter of the Internet and going "guys this could be a library if you stopped acting so homeless." Sure, it could, but we already have a bunch of homeless guys here, and something tells me an impassioned longpost isn't gonna make them put down the crack pipe.

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This is well put. I am homeless. I am acting homeless to the other homeless. It may never be a library. A shitposter can dream.

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So many fricking WORDS. Christ almighty, can you keep this to 1 paragraph or less next time?

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@carpathianflorist I would just permaban this one

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I’m sorry, did I offend you? Do you need the big strong fish man janny to change your diaper too?

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no dude, you're not smart enough to offend me. your toddler tier banter just lowers the ambience to your level.

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Wow that’s rude. You’ve beaten me. I’m spent. :marseydead: Killed of boredom and too much reading, this is goodbye~

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at least you're enough of a man to admit when you've been beat.

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How about you just chill out and let things be? You aren't the arbiter of what we can or can't talk about on this website. Leave your self important bullshit in the real world and come here and have a laugh or ignore what you don't like. Stop trying to CONTROL everything and just relax

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Interesting but consider the following

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>jaw drops to floor

>eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets

>heart beats out of chest

>awooga awooga sound effect

>pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out

>slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware

>whistles loudly

>fireworks shoot from top of head

>pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth

>wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead

:#marseypoggers:

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:#marseybooba:

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Nakadashi marsey-chan

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Shoutout to @Klenvastergan for the hat.

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i feel like ur a psyop tbf

don’t fricking lump degenerate :!marseytrain:s in with real women kk

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real women are every bit as 'degenerate' as mtfs or ftms. ultimately it's all just nosy opinions on how people should handle their own bodies.

The actual decisions about how These Trans People interface with society, when individuals can decide to inject their bodies with chemicals in a free society, are all being had by medical professionals and developmental experts who are closer to the hard work. "Trans people are a fetish" is a fetish. So what if it is?

Will you spend your entire online life watching other people experience sexual gratification and feeling better than them?

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Lol no scrote ur a fricking misogynist if u think real women anything like those depraved moids

it’s not free when they fricking over everything actual women have accomplished n putting us in danger bc of they sick fetish kk

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yeah I'm misogynist and misandrist how did you miss this

moids and foids are all just fricking monkeys living under hallucinations called religions

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u pissing me off boy u hide ur head in the sand fricking rich butt cac u ain’t shit BIPOC

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I like you but I don't actually have to care about your abuse.

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dw bb ur just a pathetic scrote who think he smart but u ain’t nothing but a navel gazing r-slur who lives in his own head KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

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you are the demon in your head

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die mad boy u will never understand women u fricking inkwell

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:#chadbasedcapy::#chadwomanblack::#marseykingcrown:

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what's a cac?

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Caucasian bb means cracker butt cracker

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I'm sorta of the opinion that no one should be forced, particularly at threat of legal punishment, to participate in someone else's sexual fetish

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Wrong.

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I'm going to r*pe you, I have a raping fetish

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Try me

Edit: Oh, wait, this is in context. Then, yeah, based.

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based and accepting-the-logical-conclusion-of-your-argument-pilled

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Trans people take down online space after online space the moment they aren’t put in charge, so no, having an opinion on them isn’t nosy

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all men should at least try HRT once in their life to find out if they're trans women

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see this is funny shit

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Didn't make me laugh. What makes you think you can tell someone what is funny and acceptable to laugh at and what is not?

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Yeah, I agree that (((bankers))) run the government.

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@HeyMoon you have asked about my opinion on the (((question))) and my answer will tend to be:

  1. Christian bankers are just as bad as any other

  2. It's not actually the end of the world if people with money make decisions about how to spend it, it's just causing problems in our politics like Big Oil leaning on politicians to slow down the percolation of belief in Global Warming.

  3. It's true that Judaism is a little fricked up and Israel is too theocratic. I also think a religion involving how your people are special and god's chosen is scary. I unironically think Christianity is a superior religion, but ultimately they're all a little fricked up.

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It's true that Judaism is a little fricked up and Israel is too theocratic. I also think a religion involving how your people are special and god's chosen is scary. I unironically think Christianity is a superior religion, but ultimately they're all a little fricked up.

You little CHUD. Anti-zionism is anti-semitism. Do better sweaty.

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Global warming is a bullshit religion

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Christianity is a superior religion,

:#marseycrusader2:

Also, opinions on islam?

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strong religion that complements Christianity in many ways. Humans would be incomplete without it. I suspect it could use something like a reformation but it's already schismed once so idk.

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interesting, thanks for the answer. i am however curious as to if you agree with the idea that there are more jewish bankers than there are bankers of other religions/ethnic backgrounds, and, if you do think that is true, why it is true? i have heard rightists give their answers (jews are evil and all powerful), i have heard redditors give their answers (its fake, there are not more jews in banking).

i think we talked about this a while ago, when i asked you a variation of this question, and i think you said something like it is due to their upbringing, so in-group bias, etc. so there's another question. is it concerning that there are so many jews in positions of power, when jews are a relatively small proportion of the population, and therefore do not represent the average person?

when it comes to religion: yes they are fricked up but what are you going to do, there is really no better alternative when it comes to ordering principles for people's lives. Political groups are a modern version of religion, but worse in every way. humanity is straight up fricked, science and rationality has led to a point in which people have to regress in one way or another - either by regressing on their beliefs about the nature of reality (by reverting back to a "magical" perspective of the world that they can no longer take seriously) or by regressing in the structure of their communities and "spiritual condition".

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if you do think that is true, why it is true?

I guess it's true but I think the answers of 'why' don't really matter all that much. If you're focused on telling a causative story of the universe instead of fulfilling a story, you're doing it wrong.

see:

is it concerning that there are so many jews in positions of power, when jews are a relatively small proportion of the population, and therefore do not represent the average person?

dude who gives a frick. You're going off on this tangent about jews because you're so easily distracted from bankers. This is fricked up bad thinking on your part.

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Lol, cope

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I don't think so man, like the behavior of humans is not sensibly organized by religious creed. Karl Marx was insightful because he observed that behaviors define a class. Rich people/bankers are more twisted by their money than they are sculpted by their religion, whatever it is. But whatever, have fun posting about jews on your shithole site for pretendingn it matters if your opinions are ironic (IRONY IS THE PRESENCE OF THE PARASITE: A BELIEF YOU HOLD, A MEME YOU SPREAD, AS YOU BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE IT EVEN AS YOU SPEW IT.)

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chill dude it was just a question

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feeling pretty chill tbh

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bankers and jews are both awesome :taycold:

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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.

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sir this is watchpeopleruintheirlives :marseypopcorn:, little sister site of watchpeopledie :marseywave:

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I love how you're interpreting our gay op in real time. I didn't even notice the nazi shit the first time I looked. Idiot considered it an annoying issue that hopefully the redditors would overlook. We just want to get our cat to the front page. I'm sorry you can't show rdrama to your friends as an example of the counterculture, that must really suck.

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honestly it doesn't suck that much it just makes me question, as here, the long term value of participating here.

this place has been interesting and fun! it's made the Internet fun again and that's really badly needed. I've needed this place.

And if it can't be what I need it to be that's fine.

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The thing is that if you need this place to be sufficiently sanitised that a literal meme ideology reference would be out of the question - you're probably not ever going to get what you want out of here. We're transgressive by design, and homofascist references are most certainly not going away - they work amazingy well on entire sites full of rightoids. It also works on journoids and other bloggers, who just get confused and short-circuit, as famously seen here:

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you're probably not ever going to get what you want out of here.

oh yeah and I understand that. I like that I can reflect on these things with people here because it's such a dgaf space. I don't want to say that I'm not serious about shipping the rightoids to their hole and then perma-banning them, but I'm not actually incapable of recognizing the conscious choice of homofascism.

who just get confused and short-circuit, as famously seen here:

But this isn't really short-circuiting imo. That's the thing about weird spaces that I learned about at SotS on Reddit: they just get the "weird" label slapped on them and that's the end of it.

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:#marseywoah:

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:#marseyhesright: I saw the length of the post and just scrolled to the comments :marseyemojirofl:

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I had never made the correlation between "horny MTF story posters" and "/gif/ BBC posters" but there it is and its so true.

:#marseyreading:

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@Impassionata how many times have you been to the gym this year?

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nonzero, but more important for the bedroom is endurance/cardio

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begging you to stop being a strag for 3 minutes

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I'm indifferent to your opinion of me? I will exchange bantz and shit but this is shit tier

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you skipped the lesson on brevity, cute twink

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You understand that I get that a lot and dgaf, right? Like what you're telling me isn't good advice it's just advertising the fact that you have no attention span. Read longposts or don't read them but telling me to change is just going to make me throw shit in your face and laugh lmao

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I wrote an aphorism down yesterday, what do you think:

β€œI would always encourage others to put themselves on trial and prosecute themselves to the full extent of their inner law. But I have already absolved myself of everything.”

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Solid. What I like about it is it implies that encouraging other people to put themselves on trial would necessarily be a violation of your inner law. Very strong.

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I think I'm on the same page as you here. I know the jannies here won't agree with me, but I think this site would be better off forcing "LOOK GUYS A :marseytrain: DID A THING" posts to /h/chudrama, as they seem somewhat antithetical to (what I feel to be) the overall aim of the site - while also making the site much more difficult to sell to new users.

As far as I'm concerned though, as long as there exists some place on the internet where fun is encouraged instead of rage at the current thing I'll be content. My life is pretty good as it is, and I'm not interested in spending my time on the internet doing things which don't improve my life in some way. Right now, rdrama does that for me, and if that ever changes I'll either move on to the next site which encourages fun or just touch grass.

Overall, good post :marseythumbsup:

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thanks king :marseykingcrown:

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I had to double check and make sure this wasn't /h/schizo

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:#marseyargentina:

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do you want to actually take the very real opportunity of the Internet's counter-cultural readers gathered in one place?

No, I'm on the side of bankers and politicians.

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You've really ramped up the raeg, this one was almost fun to read.

:#marseyhomofascist:

I like posting here because I don't have to try very hard or watch what I say. Every other website has reputations and shit. But I know other people want that too. I'll write one seriouspost that I can't write anywhere else, maybe. We'll see how it goes.

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I'd like to keep the 'don't have to watch what I say' while also punishing people for saying stupid shit, it's impossible.

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:marsey#words:

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Not reading all that shit.

Year of the chud, kicking off the millenia of the chud, recession just in time for midterms? Maximum chudverdrive engaged :#marseydarkmarsey2:

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:#marseypearlclutch:

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(true capitalism has never been tried)

:#marseyagree:

IF YOU SPEND TIME CONTEMPLATING OTHER PEOPLE'S GENDER CONFUSION YOU ARE EXPERIENCING GENDER CONFUSION.

:#marseyagreefast:

So you're stuck constantly in the same narrative loop that carried you through 2016-2020 (LMAO THERE ARE HOMELESSP EOPLE IN CITIES AND WHERE ARE HT EPOLICE CHECKMAITE LEFTOIDS) without being able to take any of the responsibility that typifies true political action.

Bring back vigilantism! Based Impassoid!

:#marseybountyhunter:

Kiwifarms explosion mighta sent some people are way who don't really believe that Trans Lives Matter.

:#marseypridepearlclutch:

The reason our politics is focused on trivia is because you are focused on trivia.

:#marseyagreefast:

I'm here very seriously because smart people trick themselves into performing nihilism and could use a sharp word out, but there's no law that I need to suffer the spiritual degradation of gross ineffectual politics forever. Do the good you have while you can do it and then move on to the next thing, that's life.

de Tocqueville called this "individualism," where people get isolated from their sense of control over governance as it becomes further centralized (and farther away at the federal capital), so they focus on themselves, their friends, and their family. Vincent Ostrom carried that ball and wrote books and books about it. His wife, Elinor Ostrom, won the Nobel Prize in economics for crafting a new political economic approach called polycentrism.

Anyway, happy birthgay, Imp. :#marseylove:

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2022

Let's do

large amounts

of amphetamines

and then!

rant on the internet

with

strange stimmcel formatting

feels. like. winning!

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penus

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Good screed as always, but

So you're stuck constantly in the same narrative loop that carried you through 2016-2020 (LMAO THERE ARE HOMELESSP EOPLE IN CITIES AND WHERE ARE HT EPOLICE CHECKMAITE LEFTOIDS) without being able to take any of the responsibility that typifies true political action. You're neutering yourself. Stop cutting off your goddarn balls and/or ovaries.

While more leftoid economic and social policies might greatly help the less visible elements of homelessness and perhaps even reduce the more visible ones years down the line, their bleeding hearts regarding MUH DIGNITY AND FREEDOMS of methheads and schizos is simply leading them to political suicide.

Much of the US is exceptionally bad for its homeless problem considering its first world status. Ive been to a number of similarly developed countries outside the US and the problem barely exists in comparison, regardless of whether rightoids or leftoids are in charge. While they often do have better social safety nets in place, you are also simply not allowed to be homeless wherever you want in those countries (ie. Japan).

The left needs to make a tough decision. It should invest in its economic and social programs to curtail homelessness and provide a better infrastructure for treating mental illness, while simultaneously taking a tough love approach on those too far gone. Los Angeles was just on the verge of electing a Trump-approved mayor, who may still have some chance to win during the run-off election in November, all because the left keeps kittyfooting around the necessary short term sacrifices regarding MUH FREEDOMS of the methheads and schizos. Maybe with Gavin Newsom signing into law a statewide bill regarding court ordered treatments for schizos and methheads, there is a glimmer of hope that the left of center is finally growing some balls.

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