:marseyhappening:Xi Jinping placed under house arrest after military coup, Chinx social media reports

https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1573322602784980993

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After a hiatus of two years due to the raging Covid-19 pandemic, the Chinese President recently attended the 22nd summit of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation (SCO), held this time in Uzbekistan. Strangely, however, despite being a founding member of the eight-nation influential grouping, Xi Jinping maintained a relatively low profile. He attended the summit, no doubt, but he did not indulge in one-to-one meetings with Russian President Vladimir Putin nor with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Xi hurriedly left the SCO meet on 16 September after perhaps getting an inkling of things to come in China. He skipped his informal dinner with the Russian President once again citing Covid-19 concerns. Local reports suggested that Xi was worried about something back home in China and did not even wait for the SCO summit to be officially declared over before he left for his country.

On his arrival, the Chinese President was detained at the airport and is believed to be currently under house arrest in Zhongnanhai’s house.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23chinacoup&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

Flights in and out of Bejing have been cancelled, apparently bus services are suspended too.

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Happening or Nothingburger?

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It's absolutely certainly definitely a nothingburger. This is based on a report by a Falun Gong cultist on twitter (linked here), and a video of a military column from unknown location and time, lol.

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Falun gong are getting dangerously close to being normalised it seems in the west, they will :marseyclueless: occasionally just :marseyblops2chadcel2: say some random shit :merdesey: and some mentally :marseymeds: deficient waste :marseyradioactive: of c*m will :schopenmarsey: go "based" and spend an unnecessary amount of time :marseywait: defending them

Aren't they also the ones behind :marseynotes2: some major :marseyschizomajorgenerallove: internet :marseysaladfingers: newspaper that constantly gets shared by rightoids lol

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Falun gong are getting dangerously close to being normalised it seems in the west

Good, lol. Let the westoids take all the weird cults. No skin of China's peepee, lol

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Every anti ccp person is based.

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Brezhnev was the least based person of all time.

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I disagree

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yea the epoch times, even saw copies of those in Northern Europe lmao

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Wait, really? It’s been a thing for ultra-conservative asian boomers here on the west coast of the US for a while. I had no idea it was that widespread.

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unfortunately I can't find a source to confirm that I saw it in Northern Europe but here's one where they talk about the paper's circulation in Germany and elsewhere: https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/epoch-times-media-giant-youve-never-heard-of-and-why-you-should-pay-attention/

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Washington times is korean

Oh you mean epoch times. I legit thought that was a ccp rag.

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A nice old Chinese lady gave me a pamphlet on Falun Gong and a cool little flower. They seem nice and they have some interesting meditation techniques.

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I had one try to recruit me through an AirBnB she was running, but she didn't try very hard. Cultists always just go through the motions of recruiting with me. I feel so unwanted. :marseycry:

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Mormoms constantly hit me up to. Prolly cuz Im nice to them even when they pitch their religion to me where as most people tell them frick off.

Are the Falun Gong really a cult tho? Just seems like some new Age Chinese shit

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Yeah. They've learned how to hide their more bizarre shit but back in the '90s when they were first driven out of China they would put out these bizarre videos on public access TV with people in shiny colorful suits doing tai chi and stuff. And their leader says he talks to aliens or something.

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Sounds pretty harmless

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The Taiping Rebellion guy sounded harmless until he killed tens of millions of people.

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He probably does talk to aliens tbf

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Falun gong in Toronto are like Black Hebrews in NYC. They are on the corner converting people.

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But Black Hebrews only target black people though

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Most of the Falun people focus on Chinese people, which we have in big

numbers like NYC has black people, but they’ll hand out phamplets to whitie if they want one

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This is based on a report by a Falun Gong cultist on twitter

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My manufacturing partner in China has a bunch of party connections. I sent him a message about this last night after seeing it on NCD and he told he didn't think anything was happening. Take that how you will.

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I take that as angloid twittards getting really comfortable living in their alternate reality, where everything they wish would happen - does. That's why they're willing to mass-spread obviously bullshit twitter postings of a US-based Falun Gong cultist as some sort of a genuine possibility.

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angloid twittards getting really comfortable living in their alternate reality

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:#marseynouautism:

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Oh, you're still on the "empty shelves" cope from February CNN? They abandoned that cope almost immediately, lol. Russians did greatly enjoy it in comments, though.

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That's why they're willing to mass-spread obviously bullshit twitter postings of a US-based Falun Gong cultist as some sort of a genuine possibility.

The same applies to shitlibs, redditors see Evangelicals as a mixture of Satan and Hitler, but when it comes to them pooping on Chinacels, they take words from the Evangelical Fundamentalist Adrian Zenz as gospel truth :marseypastor::!marsoyhype:

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My manufacturing partner in China has a bunch of party connections.

:#marseynotes:

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There's been rumors for a long :marseylongsurfing: time :marseywait: he's been afraid :marseyohno: to leave the country :marseycatgirl5: due to other seizing power. I could see this being true, but I could also see this as just :marseyblops2chadcel2: another rumor.

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I don’t think some PLA leader :marseyputin: needs :marseyspecial: to wait :marseywait: for some fat seventy year :marseycapy2022: old to leave the country :marseycatgirl5: to stage a coup tbh.

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reddit: a coup is like capture the flag

rdrama: a coup is like the thunderdome

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There's no way he would have left the country if he didn't have an iron grip

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I hope happening.

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I thought it got debooonked but this would be very juicy drama if true

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No smoke without fire:marseybush:

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There absolutely is smoke without fire on the daily basis this year, lol.

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Of you’re gonna comment 5 times on every thread can you at least make an effort too not correct people in every comment. Like we get it you're living out you're micro peepee fantasies of being a head mod. But at least try too be a little funny

Detrans lives matter

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Detrans lives matter

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Yeah, that makes sense. Only pedos would doubt twitter cultist's reports saying something pleasing to 'muricans

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You take credit for baiting @collectijism and banning @collectijism by exposing the rightoids. How stupid do you have too be too not realize I’m already permanently chudded.

Detrans lives matter

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I have absolutely no idea what the frick you're talking about.

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The CPC generals were growing uncomfortable with Xi's Mao-like cult of personality. Makes sense that someone would try to cut him to size:marseyshrug:. Same thing happened with Erdogan in 2017, albeit that coup was unsuccessful.

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Makes sense that someone would try to cut him to size :marseyshrug:

Generals are pretty universally Xi supporters, due to him increasing their funding by a factor of like 10 since coming into power. Erdogan coup attempt was based on something else entirely - the traditionally Kemalist military elite wanted to get rid of non-secularist governments. Which wouldn't be the first time there, either.

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Do you think the US helped their Erdobro?

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I doubt it. The traditional Kemalist militarybros were historically extremely pro-American, while Erdogan had and most definitely has a very clear independent streak.

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The difference is that CCP boomers are still traumatized by the Cultural Revolution. Many ended their Redguard career having a shootout with the PLA or they had a relative that was murdered. This extends to the military, where they were fricked over pretty hard by the Mao, fricked over the most.

The whole personality cult is a hot button issue in China for that reason, especially with the military.

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Dramatard stop believing literally everything they see challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Inability to discern fiction from reality, hmmm, where have I seen this before? :marseythonk:

Oh, here!

:#autism::#marseyautism::#marseynouautism::#marseyautismchonker::#autism:

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That's chuunibyou not autism. Also @Absinthe unblock me NOW you stupid frog I've never been blocked by anyone in the history of blocking you're the first person to have done this. This is so rude and unnice I'm literally crying right now〒▽〒

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Xe blocked me for some reason but now I have unblockable courtesy of @getogeto :marseytroll: @Absinthe BIPOC r-slur :marseytrollolol:

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My opinion of the french has dropped even further after @Absinthe's betrayal.

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Zxe also blocked me :marseythonk:

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There are a couple of news reports about this on EweTube. I'm definitely not saying that that automatically means it's true, but it looks like someone is taking it seriously.

It also fits, to be honest. Xi hasn't exactly been doing a bangup job running China recently.

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That is the quietest Hebei motorway I've ever seen...

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I saw 4chan trying to make this a thing for the last 24hrs.

I told my sister and she mocked me for believing anything white people say. Now I want it to be true just to show her up.

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I told my sister and she mocked me for believing anything white people say

She's right.

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I want it to be true

Me too my bat eating friend me too.

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Factcheck: WARNING! THIS CLAIM HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS DANGEROUS. PLEASE REMAIN STILL, AN AGENT WILL COME TO MEET YOU SHORTLY.

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On one hand, I wish this was true. On the other, I admire her misinformation grindset :marseykneel:

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Idk looks like flights are still landing in Beijing, so nothing. https://www.flightradar24.com/CBJ5556/2d972045

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Should not have banned g*ming.

The g*mers have risen up.

:#marseyblops2chadcel::#marseynintendo::#marseygamer::#marseycopter:

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If g*mers rose up their army would only be a little less pathetic and incompetent than the leddit army :marseyxd:

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I saw a vid on twatter of some LPR soldier meeting his parents after their town was liberated and the dude literally looked like that lol apparently he has been fighting for eight years but is still that huge :marseylaughwith:

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LPR front was mostly static until February, so it's not that much of an accomplishment to retain all that weight, lol.

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Absolutely no chance in heck :marseychinesedevil: this is happening.

If it actually :marseyakshually: happens I'll post :marseyimmortanjoe: bussy :marseyshortbus:

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The lady that posted the video on Twitter seems to be a female Alex Jones and promotes Shen Yun, of course it's fake.

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How weird is it that all them flights is cancelled? That's the only really confirmed thing here that strikes me as off.

What's even the source of the rumor?

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Not all flights, like 60%. Northern air space does appear very vacant compared to other regions

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:!marseysneed: City slickers just don't get it!:marseysneed:

"All them" just means "that big number of." Didn't mean literally every flight was cancelled.

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coup? what? this looks nothing like january 6th, so it's obviously not an actual coup. stop spreading misinformation and propaganda. :hmph:

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This is bullshit, lol.

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:#marseyhappening:

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don't give me hope mf

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It's that kind of year, I am betting dc that xi did get KO'd.

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lmfao, of course you fricking believed it :marseylaugh:

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You r-slur you don't bet on things you believe. Why are dramanauts all the dumb kind of autists.

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Middle East is like an r-slured tv war show I barely watch.

To you guys it's real life lmaooooooo

Snapshots:

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23chinacoup&src=trend_click&vertical=trends:

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We made it up

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Yes, I'm here to help- who here plans to do as much damage to China as possible with this planeload of weapons?

:#marseycia::#gigachadglow:

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The 100-acre wood and heffalumps couldn't hold him back. You believe a house will?

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Well, he did get some physical contact with foreigners, directly against the direction against monkeypox.

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Boxer rebellion part 6

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