Buzzfeed staff member with the testosterone levels of an 85 year old cheats on his wife, sneed abound :marseywave:

PREAMBLE (SKIP THIS IF YOU'RE A LOW ATTENTION SPAN FRICKING MORON)

The Try Guys is a Buzzfeed video series where the hosts, well, try guys - having s*x with a variety of men from the cutest of twinks to the grizzliest of bears to see who offers the best experience. A lot of bigots try to make out that this is a bad thing but I think it's actually a really great show and promotes a healthy view of sexuality to it's mostly tweenage audience.

Anyway, this all started three weeks ago when someone posted to the Try Guys subreddit claiming to have seen Ned hooking up around NYC, luckily Redditors are quick to shut down this, quite frankly, dangerous misinformation. Nothing came out this until a few days ago when people ("people" is a strong word) on the Try Guys subreddit noticed that the two most recent videos included a new version of the intro - one that excluded one of the most beloved and wholesome Try Guy of all, Ned. He also didn't appear on the three most recent titles of The Trypod (the title is a pun on "tripod" - this is because it is a video podcast). There's a bunch of other evidence as well, most of it catalogued on the nedfulmerexpose Twitter account and on this massive thread but oh my God who gives a shit.

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Ned got fired yesterday but a lot of the seethe is from before then

TWITTER SNEED

[Try Guys trend](https://twitter.com/search?q="Try Guys"&src=trend_click&vertical=trends)

ned’s declassified divorce survival guide

TAYLOR LORENZ IS ON THE CASE

somewhere someone right now is making an hour long video essay called “death of the wife guy” and how the admiration husbands receive for merely loving their wives has been commodified into consumable personas and how these personas are corrupted in the social eye

the try guys collectively firing ned for cheating on his wife is such a power move im sorry this is modern feminism

Ex buzzfeed employees commenting on Ned and the Try Guys is my avengers assemble.

REDDIT SNEED

Drama surrounding Ned…

This will be the official thread for Ned’s removal from the Try Guys

Official: Ned and Ariel’s comments on the situation

Live Chat for Ned’s Departure

Pt2 Live Chat: Ned’s Departure from Try Guys

People Don't Realise How Big a Deal This Actually is

Hot take: I won't miss him.

Won't someone think of the post-wall foid :marseycry:

Bonus seethe from when Ned was promoting NFTs 7 months ago

r/redscarepod seethe

r/redscarepod seethe at r/tryguys seethe

r/redscarepod seethe at their own seethe

ARTICLE SNEED

It’s Official: Wife Guys Are Out

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wait the point of the show is to have s*x with men? Isn't he fricking other people anyway?

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Yeah but he was the token straight guy so I guess his wife was upset he had an emotional connection to the person he was having s*x with. I love you

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That was a joke. They “try” things, like foreign foods or whatever

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I really would not blame anyone if they instantly assumed all these guys were gay

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when I read it I knew it wasn't true but it made more sense than reality tbh

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:#marseymanysuchcases:

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I actually googled to make sure

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We live in a society, so that's okay


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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wait what? have s*x? i was thinking they try random gross/weird shit on the channel. im lost

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Can we please make it a rule that you must use /s /jk or /pyc when not being completely serious? There is a very large neurodivergent userbase here and you can see how this post is hurting them.

@MarseyIsMyWaifu

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ok cute twink,

hehe /s

it says a lot about the try guys that it was believable tho

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Only ironically


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Don’t even bother. I’ve already had it out with the moderators on this topic. In the end, all the mods actually wound up doing was misracing me by calling me the n word several times (most of which, were totally uncalled for and completely unprofessional!) and promises of negotiation talks if I sent them a “time stamped pics of dat bussy” or a “freshly used pair of mesh hospital underwear worn for 2 weeks in a row. no washing/bathing” …. This can’t be real right!?? TBQFH IT BEATS ME!!! Sorry I don’t get context clues. I aren’t all perfect!!!

#USE THE /s!!!#

It’s not hard and could save a spoon or two a day for another user! Something as silly as two character strokes of a. Keyboard, can literally be the difference in how someone’s day is going : ) sorry about he rant lol I’ve just seen an influx in un’/s’ed posts and it’s been driving me literally crazy!!

/endrant

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Yes op was joking. Someone else explained it in this thread

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It makes me happy seeing that dramatards don't know who the tryguys are

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This is basically the marriage version of the overly feminist male feminist

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When the parasocial relationship hits just right

:marseychefkiss:

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Its so weird that wokies obsess over nerdy white men the most despite allegedly hating them. Ive never seen a black guy get this level of adoration

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Black people do that over mediocre rappers, basketball players, and Dragon Ball characters :marseyblack:

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well white people are racist and the majority of the anglophone internet

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:soymad: But I'm one of the good ones! Please tell me I'm a good one! :soycry:

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Lil Nas

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Maybe but thats because hes a white softboi but black

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:(

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Based empathetic feminist

:#gigachad2:

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I can't believe a single woman found this man sexually attractive, let alone two

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Women are r-slurred.


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He’s semifamous, that will get any idiot laid

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:#marseyxd:

I always thought soyface was just a meme and done in jest, but it actually exists holy shit

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The chick he cheated with blew up a 10.5-year relationship and her engagement for that

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:marseylaugh:

my god, if you aren't married within like 3 years you're just roommates

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Bl..blackpill bros I don'[t feel so good

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This guy is just straight up a gay twink. Are we sure the child is his? I mean we saw his T-score, the odds of him impregnating a woman seem low.

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How can a man sound that effeminate and be straight?

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Something about his eyes reminds me of that moid, Tarek, from "Flip or Flop." There was a lot of drama in the relationship with his ex-wife (cheating, drinking, verbal abuse accusations, etc.) that culminated with a fight, him grabbing a gun and hopping the backyard fence, and her calling the cops.

My point being, they both have crazy moid eyes. Which is slightly different than crazy foid eyes.

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They both got that feeling empty inside but forcing a smile anyway look in their eyes

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I think tarek is actually pretty stable but the wife was just so insane she drove him mad. She has gone through like 4 different serious relationships (one or two with new pregnancies) since they broke up whereas tarek has a banging wife 15 years his junior.

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Those avatars

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Literally post-wall posters.

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Hahaha I’ll never not love people finding out that 90% of people are fricking liars and maintain a facade about who they really are.

Pornhub search analytics for deeply conservative/woke areas is another eye opener.

Or like every other week when some twittersphere woke fricker gets cancelled for no shit racism—because, like evangelicals, most only do it for a social benefit and aren’t true believers.

Like homeboy, I’m sure he talked a good game about fidelity and then got caught 2 inches deep in some strange gussy.

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Better not be implying it’s hypocritical of me to be a transphobe and watch copious amounts of trap porn…

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Gotta rub a few out to it, you know, to make sure that you don’t like it!

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Hahah look at all these terrible judges of character. I could tell the guy was no good in a sham marriage at a single glance

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The most surprising thing about this is finding out they're straight. After they did that T level test I thought they were all gay.

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Gays have higher testosterone than straights

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One of the biggest crimes the mass media committed was making us believe homos were all twinks instead of hulking lumberjacks fr.

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They're also slightly taller, moderately, and are rated as more attractive. God I fricking love gay men

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That’s funny you put a semi hot straight guy in a room of hot gays they will have choose the straight guy

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That's cause they like the hunt. Sorta like how foids always go for the dude with the wedding ring.

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No joke I told my friend this during a dry spell and next bar visit he showed up with one and walked out with a girl on his arm like 20 minutes in.

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Eugene tested the highest lmao

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Hirschfeld was influenced by the research of the Viennese endocrinologist, Eugen Steinach (1861–1944). Steinach performed transplantations of testes and ovaries in rats and guinea pigs. His research showed that these glands secrete hormones into the bloodstream that influence not only the animals' physical development but also their sexual behavior, responsible for the ‘sexualization' of the brain as male or female.

Dude planted testicles into animals and saw they behaved differently and came to the conclusion this was because of hormones and not the fact that their bodies have been radically altered? If this research was believable then injecting steroids into people would make them gay… Isn’t this similar to Dr. Cash research when he removed that kids genitals and tried to raise him as a girl, only for the kid to reject all of that and feel wrong.

If this is the quality of Austrian scientists I can see why Hitler was desperate to get people to believe they’re German

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If you don't believe that some steroids make some people turn gay then you haven't been paying attention to the literature

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The urge to frick or kill or frick and kill ANYTHING when you're deep into a cycle is off the charts

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Weirdly a lot of ftms go from "lesbian" before testosterone o either "bi" or "gay" (as in, they go from being attracted to women before to being attracted to men)

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There could be more that we don't even understand. Scientists are constantly going back and forth over what hormones actually do in our body. Some people even believe that vitamen D could be a hormone. We're so fricking stupid when it comes to the human body. We don't even know fully what a muscle cramp is. Even our greatest doctors and scientists are just scratching the surface when it comes to our bodies. That's why when they say "this doesn't work" or "this is just how things are" and act like we should stop studying or researching things I get furious.

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Does it get absorbed thru the butt?

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There’s nothing straighter than winning s*x from a man

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That’s false. Cute twinks have much lower T

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:#sciencejak:

I remember when I was a wee lad years ago I used to take pictures with my mouth open like the soys, but eventually stopped when my mom scolded me and told me that only ugly people take pictures like that. Based mom stopped me from being soy at an earlier age

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bad news: you're still an ugly cute twink

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Wrong. Mom says Im a young handsome man

:#soyjakanimeglasses:

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The Asian one is gay. He came out awhile back. And yes—I would destroy his butthole.

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He's the only attractive one


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Low-T is a real problem and there is very few things someone can do. If you go to the doctor's asking for test you will get laughed out, going on a cycle without medical supervision can come with its own risks but if you go asking for estrogen they will give it you to willingly. :marseyitsover:

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Have you tried doing the bare minimum of not being an obese piece of shit fricking dysgenic freak who gets no excercise?

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Cope

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Just tell them u are a trans man. If ur T is this low they will believe u

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Male to alpha male

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You are r-slurred. Its very easy to fix. Unfrick your diet, get more sun, and exercise. If you have already fricked your endocrine system up and the advice that will fix 95% of low-t males doesn't work for you, getting on TRT (that you will have to do for life because you are too gay to not eat like a serf and exercise 5x a week) is too easy and can be done with minimal doctor shopping.

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>Unfrick your diet, get more sun, and exercise

This MALDS the dramatard

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indoorcels seething at grasschads

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I'm fine with all that besides the sun. I'd like as little exposure to heat as possible.

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You prolly a mayo innit bruv

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Nope. Just don't do well with heat or humidity. Ironic.

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Sit by a window.

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Eat lots of fish or something

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Based and non-skin cancer-pilled

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how do you know if you have a problem if they don't test you? is there some way i can figure out my T levels from how hard my peepee is?

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If you're not humping your couch and the neighbor you have low T.

If you're a straggot, you have low T.

If you are not balding, you have low T.

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What does it mean if my hair is thinning but my hairline hasn't moved?

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Low T.

Or get a better shampoo

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:#marseyitsover:

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Don't forget sleep. If you wanna trick your doctor into giving you T, just frick up your sleep for a week straight. You'll end up with 85 year old T levels immediately. Also go ahead and smoke some cigs or vape. Drops your T several points.

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Yep. I take Vitamin D up my butt, excercise every day and try to eat maxx protein and unlike my strag brother can actually grow body hair.

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Just sit in the sun bro

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Don't let your low t stop you from cheating on your wife king :

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And I would never cheat on my wife

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I know tardy :daydream:

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Two years :marseyembrace:

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I can't believe you forgot my age :emo2: it's 3 years... You know the other autists would never make that mistake?

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I remembered I just hoped you would remove a year for me :marseycrying:

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Sorry, but I have to wait until I'm old before I settle for an internet stranger who refuses to show me what he looks like or even give me money :marseygiveup:

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Cope

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I'm not low T

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Doctors won’t laugh at your for low T? You can get a test easily in Canada. They fricking love giving out blood tests here.

Theres tons of clear web roid sites that will ship testosterone vials to your house too. It’s like $30/m or just get a gym membership

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Become a trans lesbian and frick women with your girldick

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Average testosterone levels are decreasing every year and instead of doing anything about it they just lower what's considered the normal reference range

There is truely nothing more cucked than a westoid scrote

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If you have actual low T you'll get test lol you just tell the doctor you are having low t symptoms

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Frick you

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@pizzashill these are the people you get your news from

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I reserve the right to change my mind if something new comes out about this “consensual” relationship. Which by definition it can’t ever truly be.

I hate twitter foids so much :marseygoodnight:

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The wall strikes again, it’s only natural to want to bang a younger chick. Doesn’t mean she won’t have plenty of dudes to frick. Just has to get in line.

S*x is highly competitive, women just learn that later in life

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My life is just that much more impoverished for learning these people exist.

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Thank you for the high effort posts, the ones i made were self admittedly shit.

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I have never seen a set of more punchable faces in my life. Gone through all the drama linked and every single picture of these people makes me want to do violence. School anti-bullying initiatives and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Also these neighbors should get medical help for those T levels? Those are at a level devastating for general health.

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Finally drama catches up after all of the great bantz were had yesterday.

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It's hard when you have to do all the heavy lifting yourself. I am the victim

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I knew these guys would be pieces of shit. Like when buzzfeed laid off a bunch of its workers it was funny to me when they didnt lay off the “useless males” because they made too much money as eye candy

Wife Guys

Buzzfeed’s most annoying tic is acting like basic things are a concept people buy into

Edit: the fact the person makimg the this is modern feminism tweet is a guy whos entire personality is his beard sums up buzzfeed’s audience

Another thing is the try guys didnt fire anyone. Buzzfeed did, because it was harmful to their brand. Give them a few months when he comes back as Nanette Fulmer he’ll be let back on

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Dude looks like he went on test supplements after finding out how low he was.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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>neds declassified divorce survival guide

Holy shit nice one :marseylaugh:

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I didn't realize people were so invested in that shitty try guys show I only watch when there's nothing else to see on YouTube.

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I don't think anyone here actually watches it, probably just you. We're just laughing at the soy levels.

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I'm talking about the fanbase losing its shit.

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