US Army falls 25% short of recruiting goal

https://www.foxnews.com/us/us-army-falls-25-percent-short-recruiting-goal

Man is brutal if you look at old picture 16-21 years or recruits looked like normal human beings. In this new picture they all looks at least overweight and most are straight obese. That tallstrag at first glance looks human but look at his legs, that are legs of landwhale. I am legit excited to look how alpha gen will look like when they 18-21.

But it’s easy to fix that problem for US, they just need to make COD great again and first order should be disable censorship in chats and etc… 9 year olds need to scream the N word and bang every mom.

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They're all so fat

:#marseydespair:

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Lmao

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I’ve been looking for a high quality version of this image for ages. Thanks Shah

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Good news is that you can actually sort that out fairly quickly, I'm more concerned by how short they are.

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US Army is employing the Oddjob strategy. Short targets are harder to hit.

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Is this joke understood on the internet in general, or does it fly over the heads of people too young for the N64?

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>does it fly over the heads of people too young for the N64?

:marseyagreefast:

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What's a N64?

:#marseyquestion:

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The boomoids are dementia posting again just ignore them.

:marseysmug2: :platyold:

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Sweety burgers get on average shorter because that 5’7 Stacy wants a 6’4 Chad only and she is going to look for him… oh she hit a wall it over, no babies from this one.

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Meanwhile 5 feet mexicans get 6 kids each

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Thats part of the goal, since the army has a longstanding tradition of making short people carry heavy things, because it's funny, and we just adopted the M14 Part 2: When Will They Learn edition

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making short people carry heavy things

This makes perfect sense. They don't have to pick things up as high.

It's just efficiency.

:#marseypipe:

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Nah that one tard :marseyloaf: is 7'8"


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Short people are better in a war situation, they eat less and drink less water.

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Explains how we took such a beating in nam

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Smaller targets too

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That's actually what this picture appears to be. It's pre boot camp fat camp. Pretty shitty situation that it's something we need to do.

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On positive side not just burgers zoomers are fat

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It generally rolls downhill over the generations because self discipline is... le bad!

Boomers might often be fat but they weren't fat when they were 20

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Yeah, boomers are mostly inactive. But Zoomers are fat because they eat to much. So when they become boomers and medicine mb improves they be very big changus

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“Let’s weaken the nation that protects us by feeding them goyslop until they become weak and enfeeble, I’m sure there won’t be any consequences for that”!

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men? :taygrimacing:

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How you been bro?

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ive been modding ebikes and not driving anymore at all. also, i think i lost my under construction florida house and i didnt have construction insurance :taycat:

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Oh darn man, I didn’t know the keys got hit that hard. Hope it’s ok

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gulf keys between sarasota and fort meyers. we got hit with the eyewall for five hours :platytired: and i dont have a roof yet

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Oof. You got to this point you can do it again.

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I know. I'm Jewish. Making money is easy.

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:#marseymerchant:maxxing pays off

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Hemingway house :marseykiwivampire: and cats survived so all is well.


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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What kind of ebikes? I got friend that plays around with Chinese parts and lol best of luck.

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a surron x, a 52v ariel rider xclass and a Gary Fisher Carbon Super Fly 100 that i converted myself.

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how do i get into ebikes and ebike modding?

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buy one, watch a ton of youtube vids, get a cheap socket set and allen set at a yard sale or amazon, and go crazy.

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can you recommend a me a bike under a grand that’s good for city riding?

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Wow, turns out the military's core demographic for the past 400 years (white male) doesn't feel like shooting at a bunch of desert people to protect :marseytrain: rights or BLM. Military is now just a bunch of beaners trying to get a green card.

There's literally not a single thing in this country worth dying for any more.

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Please keep the chudposting in /h/chudrama, chud.

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i'm sure this has been deboonked :#marseybluecheck::#marseyjourno::#marseynotes:

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The culture war is part of it, but that's been a problem for a few years now. Recruiting fell off a cliff because their Eye of Sauron medical records lookup system just went live and it's screening out everyone who's ever been diagnosed with ADHD or dislocated a knee playing sports. You used to just show up at MEPS and lie about this shit, now you have to jump through hoops for months and hope to get a waiver.

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Wait they can look up your past medical records now without you supplying then? Like a fifth of the guys I came in with lied about injuries, athsma and whatever

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Yeah, it's fricked. Just another mismatch between some bureaucrat's genius idea to save money on Tricare and the reality of who actually signs up to join the military (hyperactive kids, kids who play sports, kids whose parents made them see a shrink after getting bad grades). They'll have to amend the standards, but until then it's going to be a shitshow.

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It's all latinx now. If anything this just shows that we need more legal immigration

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>need more legal immigration

Is median household income rising too much again?

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That's okay, we can just start a war with Russia to knock the population back down. Plus, I hear that Latinx hospitality workers are more pliable once they're widowed :marseylenny:

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Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass neighbor 🤣

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Rightoids wish this were true, but the real reason is a lack of wars and medical overdisqualification

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Ex-Army here. We need more money in direct pay, simple as. It was a great deal two decades ago, when you're getting 3x minimum wage to go frick around as a 17 year old PFC with tricare and education gibs afterwards. Now, fricking McDonalds is offering more money, tuition matching, and comes with the benefit that you don't have to leave your hometown. AMA about this.

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But does mcdonalds give you a gun? :marseyhmm:

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They probably will soon depending on the city.

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Hustle and bustle stays winning

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Depicted: ruralcels applying for a socialist position to subsidize a lack of local opportunities; paid from the pockets of hustlers and bustlers.

Let's keep this frickin wheel turning my fellow countryman.

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Most jobs in the military don't either. Or for every 15 minutes you get riding in a tank doing fun shit, you're going to spend a week mopping the barracks and doing shitty motorpool.

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they also assraped the retirement, which wasnt bad as long as you hammed it up at the docs prior to bailing

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Honestly enlisted side doesn't care about thinking this far ahead. They could cut all retirement benefits, give out half as much as they're saving as a direct salary bonus, and soldiers would be happy

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How does it feel to have risked your life to further Israeli interests?

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:#marseyfeelsgoodman:

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Based zogbot

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:marseyisrael: have ten years left. Every young conservative today hates the country and is very red-pilled from years of alt-right internet browsing. Within a decade we'll outnumber the old guard and cut ties.

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Young conservatives don't run the military. It's run by globalist billionaires who always win

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There is literally nothing wrong with furthering Israeli interests.

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I for one welcome the Jewish New World Order

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>New

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Sounds like commie talk.

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Some people do best while living and working completely for the state. Room and board with a set schedule every day for every thing. Living the commie dream! :marseyangel:

:marseyshrug:

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I love how servicemen will complain about China telling their people how to live, but don’t question military selection one bit.

The cognitive dissonance of red blooded American soldiers..

One day, support will wane to the point that the US military officially rebrands as a social welfare organization, it will be hilarious.

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Hmm, almost as if there’s a difference between signing up to give your life away and never having that option in the first place? :marseythonk:

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3x minimum wage aint commie.

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I'm all for giving the soldiers better benefit. Gotta keep that incentive there for people to join a business of killing people.

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for all you ruqqcel infiltrators this is a snapshot from one of the military fat camps, it's where they send overweight recruits so they can get them into shape they've did this since the dawn of ameriKKKa :chadusa: Like notice the weight belts how do you guys miss that :marseypepe2: if you ruqqcels really want to chud out that badly just go to poal.co stop infesting this site with fox news/daily mail schlop, this is so incompetent all of their sources are just links to other fox news articles with more sources from fox news articles :bitchplease: this is why we need the chudicide :marseywoodchipper2:

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for all you ruqqcel infiltrators this is a snapshot from one of the military fat camps, it's where they send overweight recruits so they can get them into shape

yeah, we know its an army photo :taycold:

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ok good heres reddetd gold :platyheart:

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I am not burger but my local military looks as special as this one.

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People who go to the military dont usually have a lot of other options

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They have many other options because serving is the only think that’s right. :marseysalutearmy:

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>Like notice the weight belts how do you guys miss that

Do they make fattys wear special belts or are you talking about the glowbelts which they make everyone wear when exercising because its usually done at dawn wearing black.

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secodn one is being tested by space force :marseyastronaut2:

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Yeah, I was thinking this was probably an FTU. Though to be fair there are a lot of :marseychonker2:s that just squeek by the pt standard.

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Please apologize for spreading misinformation about Fox News and Daily Mail. Please do better in the future. :marseydisagree:

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And with no resilience training, as it was deemed that stress exposure is meaniedoodles, as was PT that's actually hard.

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I think there should be resilience training, but like you slowly escalate it over time and as each layer taps out you assign them less and less sissy hypno positions in the military.

If you tap out at the beginning straight to military janitor. After one month of escalation tap out straight to the backend supply depot. By the end of the 6 months of training and escalation you get your proper ww2 styled screaming in your face sargeants trying to purposefully bully you to death. You make it through that without flinching straight to delta force equivalent.

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That's already how they do that basically. They just rename the schools as you go along and you get assigned a job at the beginning.

If you want to be some high level operator its 2 years of schools and training and being screamed at and worked to death just to get into your job.

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ah okay that makes sense.

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Problem there is that it would require a fairly long return of service across the board, which would be a major turnoff. Also there are many technical roles that you need to the aptitude for, and can take several years to train, often with high wash out rates. They need to realise that dropping standards won't fricking help, as those people will just go on to fail their corps training, as that cannot be adjusted for cuddles platoon. They need to run like an entry program or extend the length of basic.

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entry program.

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