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Yeah and unfortunately we can do shit about it cause we had to sign a waiver too.

:#marseyemojirofl:

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Good lawyer would get past that I think.

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Absolutely, this is exactly why you have a good lawyer in your contact list.

Also if you are a business owner (twitch streamer) you absolutely should have a lawyer. Of course most of these idiots don't lol.

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They should ask this guy on youtube, his name is Rekieta Law. Great lawyer, a real expert. He could sue twitch into the ground!

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Yep. The whole point of those waivers is to make you think it's pointless to go to a lawyer. It's actually pretty darn effective

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Waivers are for proving that someone understood a risk, they generally don't protect you from being negligent. Kind of like if you went bungee jumping, you sign a waiver but that doesn't protect the bungee company if you die because an untrained staff member accidentally hooked you up to a metal pole instead of a bungee cord.

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been seeing a lot of lawcel comments from you lately... are you studying to become a lawcel king?

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Stop noticing my post history :marseyglow2:

I actually post this as bait so a real lawcel will come in and correct me. Then I DM them and get some pro-bono legal advice :marseymerchant:

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so it's a yes

:#marseynotesglow:

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So yeah if I shoot someone but close my eyes does it count??

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Nope

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Sounds like it's time for you to accept your Lawcel leanings and suffer through law school :marseyblowkiss:

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I just graduated this summer lol

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Congrats, welcome to r-slur wrangling! Well get back to studying the bar / doing junior associate work :marseycracka:

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Law is great, just don’t do something r-slurred like criminal law

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If I infiltrate a groomercord server and post gore videos after having been banned from the server multiple times could I be charged with a crime?

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Why are you doing that ?

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They slighted me.

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Amazon owns Twitch. Do you think some streamers can afford better lawyers than Amazon?


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You wouldn't need it. No waiver is going to cover "we encouraged people to jump into a pit that we had made to appear safe but was actually dangerous and allowed people to continue jumping into it even after an injury".

And Amazon's very good lawyers will tell them to settle on very generous terms because this is a very simple case.

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If I was there I'd be lining up for the free money from Amazon pit right now.

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I wouldn't be surprised if these "accidents" were just trying to get a piece of the pie for themselves.

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The hardest part would be figuring out how to soccer dive that shit in a way that looks convincing but won't actually inflict grievous injury.

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Kitty.

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made to appear safe

i think it actually is safe? at first I assumed people piledrived straight down and hit the concrete with their feet, but they land on their backs and these cubes are obviously more giving than the practice mats for martial arts where people get slammed on all the time. if you break a bone from landing on 3 ft of foam (and you're under 80) there's something wrong with you. never developed bone density by never moving and being slim by calorie control.

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You didnt have to write all that to tell everyone you dont understand basic physics.

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you think jumping from a stool height and landing on grass equals pain you're pre-broken. either no bones bc no childhood, or just too much weight for healthy bones.

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I think concrete is hard enough that you could break any bone if the foam gave enough to let you strike it squarely.

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breaking bones jumping on foam is not a thing when you're under 30 and you had some kind of physical activity while growing up lol. she doesn't fall through the foam to the concrete, she doesn't have the muscles/bone integrity to absorb any fall it seems

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Keep yourself safe friend

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touch grass, maybe :marseylifting:, it helps the bones

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Amazon has enough good lawyers to settle this shit immediately instead of letting it get near a court house lol.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Good point, but they will probably settle.

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"amazon can put spikes in the pit cuz they made people sign waivers..."

this df is you

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Maybe not but they should have anyway

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It was Intel and Lenovo who ran it

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Waivers in general aren't of much use, in most civilized places you can't sign away your basic right to redress.

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Lol that waiver isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

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Oh I know, just funny to see this idiot think that a waiver is some impenetrable obstacle. Also be unintentionally right because of a typo.

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white people love following rules

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:marseychingchong: and :marseykaiser: have :marseymutt: beat though.

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And by the transitive property...

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I’m hung over you’ll have to explain it

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All non-whites don't follow the rules

Idk if it's actually transitive

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But but da waver!!!

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I hope she never figures it out

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Normally I'd agree with you, but every single negligence lawsuit is one step closer to Twitch's dissolution.

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That is an excellent point. Someone needs to tell her immediately.

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NO

REFUNDS


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Yeah waivers don’t help for shit if you still do blatantly negligent shit like this lmao

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Don't worry: Twitch's crack paramedic team are on the job:

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Edit: also imagine the lawsuits...

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I still wonder what that sick p-do did to be banned off twitch. You'd think you'd just tell people your ban reason so they'd stop saying ts because he's a p-do.

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Well it's pretty obvious he got an undislosed amount out of court in return for an NDA. If Twitch really had something that big on him by now, don't you think it would have got out?

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He settled 2 years after the ban. So why didn't he tell anyone for those two years?

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IDK, waiting for the settlement i guess. If he made a big noise maybe he'd get nothing.

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Absolutely r-slurred. He wouldn't have pulled the "they haven't told me why I'm banned" then. He would have just said he can't say.

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I thought there was other rumors about it not being anything dramatic even, just some contract disputes or some shit.

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Then he would say that. He even admitted he's losing sponsors over not admiring why. Even an NDA would allow him to vaguely give the subject of a ban.

He's been shady since day one with this.

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That's true, but it seems him and twitch settled somehow after he sued. You would think someone at twitch would have leaked some information if it was something truly awful. Just seems super weird and shady all around

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whats the p-do angle on this guy? never heard of it. Isn't he officially involved with some HandEgg franchise?

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Maybe he cheated on his wife again, but with a twitch employee this time.

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Isn't Twitch notoriously ban-happy?

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Yeah, but all the other twitch partners will tell their followers why they were banned. Twitch emails their lawyers with ban reasons because it's part of a legal contract.

Awful strange that he has to keep his sins super secret.

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Those r-slurs must have some good insurance if they didn't shut the thing down after the first one.

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Jesus Christ, stop jumping in it

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Let's give it up for the dramautist who successfully trolled this many twitchoids into disfiguring themselves for life.


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They really fricked this shit up. If you’ve ever been in one of these things that has been set up properly they’re supposed to be as deep as a large swimming pool

The fact they put in one or two layers of foam cubes and called it a day is :marseybrainletclapping:

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But what if someone drowned?

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Why are they all fat girls?

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because they are the least athletic demographic

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I would s*x the one at wounded knee fr fr :marseytypinglaugh:

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lmao they are so fricked. Supposedly the streamer with Adriana got hurt too just not as bad. I hope they sue the frick out of Twitch.


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You would think they'd seriously re-evaluate letting people use that area after the first injury. But I guess some r-slurs are calling the shots over there.

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You could get a great grift going if you sent someone in the pit who was already injured. Payday :marseymoney:

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not enough

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At this point I'm convinced they installed an r-slur magnet before putting the foam down

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