what the frick dude
to clarify, i did not make the post, i don't know who made the post, stop saying it was me, i dont want feds on my case
pls donate to the heymoon defense fund
IM FRICKING FAMOUS
(also, frickers banned my account, what did i do)
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>be police officer in Waukesha county
>hot judge calls and says that someone has claimed to be a juror online in some website called "red - it"
>frick, another long day after hours
>go to subreddit
>these people are praising darrell brooks, wtf, why
>type like gay SJW r-slurs
>find the post
>obviously fake but it says verified
>nothing on the posting account since it is an alt
>see name of moderator, BlackJusticeForever
>what a stupid name lol
>type it into google
>get redirected to some website called "r drama"
>click the link
>immediately scooby doo starts playing
>the banner says homoween
>almost impossible to tell what's going on
>top post is some guy named "creepathianhorrorist" post a picture of an SUV as a frog
>wtf, these guys worship brooks?
>click on post
>get jumpscared
>kill myself
(probably) 
touch foxglove NOW 
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dude r-slur lmao
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this is legit the first time ive done anything even remotely adjacent to being illegal (NOT THAT I THINK IT IS A CRIME WAS JUST JOSHIN FELLAS)
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Lmao you'll be okay. The r-slur who pretended to be a juror (and blackjustice4ever (?)) are going to be taking the rap. At the most you'll probably just get an email.
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yeah blackjusticeforever is going away for a long time
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Afghanistan has no extradition treaty with the U.S.
Keep yourself safe bro tho, I like you
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yeah honestly ill be fine
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at worst you'll end up having a conversation with a couple officers. just be cordial and polite it'll be fine, if it even came to that
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i will take off my pants and shit on the floor in front of them. protect and serve this fat turd
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If they do question you tell them bardfin was the mastermind.
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Record is 0 days 22 hours 00 minutes and 00 seconds by Tonberry
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was Openinternetpls which was 0 days 16 hours 06 minutes and 09 seconds
Best friend is aminobastard with 6 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 208.660 µBardyhertz with 576 total mentions since 2022-09-24 wxszsdljrqhshycgzlfpkjvdmjgqpjmlhgpsnvgjxswrwmhndyfqhnhrnrrzpvbnxrpmrbpypkzbmvdspbbvfqfzqrwdhfqpsjgz
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You’re fine. Honestly I don’t think the charge would hold in court. A reasonable person would automatically assume a post like that is a prank and satirical.
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I honestly think you'll be fine because you stated that it was a prank. Investigators will go to the page and account, realize they cannot see anything because Reddit admins scrubbed both, so the Reddit admins who deleted evidence are the ones in trouble.
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Actual dramatard legal defense
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That will unironically be my defense if one of you outs
@sirpingsalot as Q
Well, that and "Free Speech Motherlovers!"
Do trans lives matter?
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Neighbor u outted urself
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Bardfinn is definitely popping stims and working his hardest to compile all relevant information to send to the feds.
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Best friend is aminobastard with 6 mentions
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yeah there's no way anyone could issue a subpoena to get data from a banned subreddit especially since banned subreddits definitely remove all of the content
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just edit the subreddit before deletion and no one can see what u wrote
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it was already banned and once its banned you can't delete your content anymore
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You realize an real juror would also claim it was a prank, after realizing they fricked up?
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You can't lie to a judge, that's illegal!
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ah the famous "it was a prank" defense
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Youre my favorite poster and still will be when your fedgrassmaxxed
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thanks king
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oh you absolute r-slur!
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