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I got vaxx maxxed irl and I’ve been in my bed for hours now :marseycry:

Faucci why have you abandoned me.


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It would be so much worse if you didn’t get the vaxx though.

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lol you'll be ok tomorrow :marseycheerup:

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Yeah, the monkey pox shot is safe, he'll be good.

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Unironically it's not. Something like 1-2% of people who take the smallpox jab will develop horrific side effects LMAO

Edit: Sorry lads I was wrong. @SnappyIsMyWaifu's report has got me re-examining my anti-science ways. It's not 1-2% of gaypox vaccine recipients overall, it's just 1-2% for "Cardiac Adverse Events of Special Interest" and the other adverse effects stack up on top of that as usual with shit vaccines.

Cardiac AESIs were reported to occur in 1.3% (95/7,093) of Jynneos recipients and 0.2% (3/1,206) of placebo recipients who were smallpox vaccine-naïve. Cardiac AESIs were reported to occur in 2.1% (16/766) of Jynneos recipients who were smallpox vaccine-experienced.

This, by the way, for a disease that has killed six people out of 75,000 cases in USA. Which can be 100% prevented by not being any fun at parties for two weeks to slow the spread. My bad, I'll try to report more accurately in the future.

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Some more Tylenol helped :marseythumbsup:


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That shit hurts your arm like crazy. Hurts more than the actual Wuhan virus. Only morbidly obese pieces of shit were affected by COVID, so no actual people were harmed.

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“nooo not the fauci ouchie making my little arms hurt” keep yourself safe

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Post BMI you r-slur. My physique > every COVID pearl clutcher.

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idk bmis I'm 6'4 230lbs

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Lol what's with you kitties getting sick from a vaxx

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why now? i thought every country stopped caring

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The chinx just locked down a giant foxconn manufacturing plant with all the workers inside and they are now fighting for food rations . . . because covid broke out there.

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Man up and go get three more, kitty

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Get some blood thinners :marseytroublemaker:

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4000 units of nattokinase would be better

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Whatever you do dont take amphetamines and alcohol. I went partying after I got my first shot and felt like I was dissociating from reality and the whole night felt like a fever dream. Anyway stay safe and eat some soup

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Sounds fun tbh, might vaxx myself the next night out :marseypartyzoom:

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Good tip, yeah just gonna chug some zero cal Gatorade


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Well at least this way you won't get sick maybe. :marseysmug2:

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Vaxxed for what?

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Doubled up the bivialent booster and flu.


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I would ask if you're actually r-slurred but you're here

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(You) tomorrow:

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It was nice knowing ya! :marseybye:

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Just wait until you get sudden shortness of breath, chest pains and then faint out of no where and everyone acts like it couldn't be the vax

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Don't worry there's a cure for that just take more Vax and you'll be fine. :marseyvaxmaxx:

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Yeah, the second one wiped me out for a couple days. At least it was a lot shorter than the actual wu flu

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