[Megathread] Election day is here!:marseysaluteusa: Reddit is already seething and it just began!

Megathreads

Apparently CNN will have a live covering of the midterms here in a few hours, not sure if it helps anyone: https://edition.cnn.com/election/2022

/r/politics megathread: https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ypjn8u/discussion_thread_2022_midterm_general_election/

/r/politics live thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ypsbya/rpolitics_2022_midterm_live_thread/

/r/news megathread: https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/ypivkd/2022_midterm_elections_megathread_plus_important/

/r/2XChromosones massive thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/ypjkkt/vote_today_vote_for_the_rights_to_our_own_bodies/

For some reason the degenerate gamblers have their own megathread: https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ypkdt6/midterms_megathread_2022/

/r/collapse megathread: https://old.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/ypbpof/megathread_us_2022_elections_discussion_and/

Smaller threads

RBG didn’t stay on the court until she took her last breath so that we would sit on our asses & let republicans light our reproductive rights on fire. From city council to governor to senate, vote for democrats. Find your polling place, pick up your friends & vote. Go make Ruth proud.

Posted earlier but I moved it here to keep the post at least slightly organized

Election Night Is Going to Take All Week. That’s Democracy at Work

I don't care much about rightoid accusations that the election was stolen but it's impossible to not go :marseyhmm: when seeing these titles

The Secret Ballot Is US Democracy’s Last Line of Defense

How are democrats so good at shooting themselves in the foot, seriously?

Teacher Allegedly Bites Wayne County GOP Chairwoman During Rally For Tudor Dixon (R-MI)

lmao :marseyxd:

Election 2022: 20% of Maricopa County polling locations reporting voting issues, officials say

Maricopa is at it again!

Vote Against Every Democrat Everywhere -- Vote against every Democrat everywhere, up and down the ballot. They not only need to lose, they need to be destroyed.

Rightoids really like their LARP, don't they? :marseysigh:

Redditors react

Remember to vote today so you can tell your kids and grandkids you did your part to stop the fall of our country into authoritarianism.

Going to go vote as me a transwoman today for the first time. I'm in the south if they are going to vote against people like me existing I want them to at least look at me before they do it.

Congratulations on those voting today in what are possibly the last free elections in America.

Props to the Democrats for letting it happen on their watch in the naive belief that the GOP still values democracy, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Winter is coming.

Brit here crossing my fingers that sanity will prevail.

Imagen voting for the party that is pro stripping womens rights

That supports denying LGBTQ healthcare and basic human rights

Imagen being that trash of a human being

I can't Imagen looking at a party like that and saying they are the best option

the question is where? I'm thinking of leaving my country where our kind of republicans in in power for 10 years and the question is where to go? I speak English as a second language, but in case you haven't noticed, the living standard and situation in countries that speak English as a native language has gone pretty much to shit, and not one of them is particularly suitable for a comfortable mid class living anymore.

USA - capitalism won. whoever is in power, the prices will rise and housing is too expensive, healthcare and education only for the rich, streets are PvP, racial war in progress, civil war incoming.

Canada - winter, housing is incredibly expensive, winter, uncapable government that is eroding living standard you want to escape from will result in the right probably getting in power power soon and then it will probably be USA v2.0 only with shitty climate.

UK - they shot themselves in the head, unliveable in the forecastable future

South Africa - yeah, right, I'll pass

Gibraltar, Malta - N/A

Australia - everything is out to kill you, rising housing and living costs, unfriendly to immigrants, also crisis

New Zealand - most expensive housing in the world, yes Shire is there, but also Mordor, maybe paradise for rich, but not enough housing and jobs for the immigrant mid class

Ireland - ?

I am really fricking nervous. I might be safe in my state compared to others, but no one should have to live in a country run by fascists.

Our news media has utterly failed us. They keep reporting on the midterms in the same old "he said, she said," horse race bullshit, and NOT the end of fricking democracy if the GOP wins. They treat Republicans like they are just a normal party with honest opposing views. It's unreal! They are a racist, homophobic, misogynistic, fascistic, election-denying, apocalyptic political party!!

Are you serious? The Republican party platform in Texas alone, explicitly includes: claiming the 2020 presidential election was fraudulent, holding a referendum on secession next year, abolishing gay marriage, advocacy for an official state position that homosexuality is an "abnormal lifestyle choice", abolition of no-fault divorce, removing law school as a requirement for attorneys, abolishing all federal agencies, opposing all pandemic measures including contact tracing, declassified carbon dioxide as a pollutant, supporting school faculty (state employees) delivering religious messaging, repeal of minimum wage laws, repeal of Dodd-Frank, repeal of Sarbanes-Oxley, abolishing the Endangered Species Act, and labeling evolution and climate change specifically as challengable scientific theories for the purposes of education. And that's just some of it.

"Vote blue, no matter who" is just a truth of the age we live in. We didn't choose it. It's just a mental wellness check at this point.

Nope. Amazingly you’ve managed to convince yourself we don’t care about real issues like women’s rights, prosecuting corrupt politicians, protecting the earth from climate change, ensuring everyone has equal treatment under the law regardless of race, enshrining and protecting our democratic process, combatting blatant lies from MAGA’s like MTG and Boebert, making billionaires and trillion dollar corporations pay their fair share in taxes, and more…

Every election feels like a near miss on the US’ democracy. Today is no different. Radicalized right wingers trying desperately to take governorships. State and federal senate and house seats. Supreme Court positions, and even school counsels.

If you don’t vote today, you’re complicit. Like the German in the 1940’s who thought everything was overblown until he saw his a neighboring Jewish family he’d known for decades drug into the streets with their adolescent children and thrown in the back of a wagon, never to be seen again.

If you don’t think it could happen again, that it could happen here, they’ve already defeated you.

In Ohio - voted for my new husband, for my dogs and cats, for my fellow Americans saddened by the state of affairs, for my friends in the other side of the aisle too ignorant to know they’re darning their own futures.

Let’s hope. Only after we vote though — vote, vote, vote, then hope.

What are the odds the R’s appoint Trump as speaker of the house and then impeach everyone?

I really wanna know why smart people vote republican

Are they are only thinking about their own lives

Do they sreslly not care about anyone else but themselves

Maybe I'm strange but I could not vote for s party I knew would do things like ban abortion take away gay marriage make it legal to abuse LGBTQ kids

I couldn't see myself as a good person and vote for that party

One thing to note is that this will be the first federal election since COVID vaccines and boosters came out.

It will be interesting to see if COVID and natural causes have taken out enough old Republican boomers to shift things.

I try to make a point of sitting down with each question on a ballet and researching it as best I can ahead of voting but every time a voting day comes up I wish I’d spent more time on it.

Also I’ve been listening to people all around blithely give snap opinions on the way they’re voting after hearing a surface level explanation of the issues skewed by whoever is talking and it having not taken the time to look it up ahead.

Drives me insane

Imagine doing homework every time you vote :marseylaugh:

Or pretending everything is bad in such a way that the solution is fascism and nationalism. Shit IS fricked up. We need to crush MAGA and clean up house as best we can. Though I do believe too many of us are too far gone. America is in its death throes

this fricking complete dunce being interviewed on CNN is like 'i'm glad people have different opinions'

just smiling, empty

Republicans are about to own both chambers and already own the courts. In 2024 they are taking the presidency and then we’re looking at a dystopian nightmare.

Dear America,

I'm hearing Republicans plan to turn you into a fascist theocracy today. Allow me to remark that scares me a bit. I sincerely hope your decent citizens go out in droves today to vote for Democratic candidates. May they find the strength to lift their lazy asses and vote blue no matter who. The past nearly two years have been a much-needed return to stability and normalcy. Even if the pandemic had noticeable consequences for everyday life until early this year and there is no end in sight to the largest war on this continent since 1945.

Many of us would appreciate if that stability and normalcy could be turned into a long-term thing.

Kind regards, Normal people in Europe

Vote

Dear timeMag, fo. Instead of spreading FEARMONGERING for clickstm , why not publish slogans that give courage, such as, “We have nothing to fear, but fear itself”. You know, sacrifice a few clicks/$00.0000001 and give Democracy a boost instead.

PS: Hi folks, remember to vote regardless of all the fear mongering bs being spread. We still have rights.

Frick yeah. "Look, neither party represents me" or "divided government is best" or "I'm just tired of the all the fighting, why can't people compromise".

B-word, one party openly runs candidates calling for me to be fricking executed. What the frick compromise am I supposed to be for? "Let's just jail all the LGBTQ folks?"

"But waah, the Democratic candidate seems to corporate". I'll take corporate over fricking dead, thank you.

Voted yes on my state proposal to enshrine rights. Both of us, like a month ago by mail.

Either way we just got a vasectomy consultation today and got it scheduled. Roe being struck down made us sit down and decide that pregnancy wasn’t for us, so we’ll handle it at the source. Should be done in about 2 weeks.

Republicans are largely retired with nothing else better to do, while Dems risk losing their livelihoods by missing work for a few hours. The difference between ghouls who having nothing left to live for other than spreading suffering, and people actually trying to live lives, and care for themselves, and their families, despite constant sabotage.

People are already calling the potential Republican takeover the "Red Wedding", and that is so fitting on so many levels.

Calling it now: win or lose today, Fetterman will win the 2024 presidential election.

Imagine a party destroying people’s rights and taking abortion rights away and threatening fundamental rights and destroying the planet and still voting for them because “mUh gAs pRiceS” and “BrEad tOo eXpEnsiVe.”

Hope having cheaper food and more gas to destroy the environment is worth it 🙄

I don't trust 538 anymore. They seem more concerned with everything fitting neatly in their models. Looking at the data it makes zero sense than 2 weeks before the election they had such a drastic shift. Something is tainted either summer or now and we will know soon.

I hope I am wrong. But I think today if the last act of American democracy. All these election deniers are going to win. 2024 will be a nightmare. We are fricked.

Occasionally, chuds find their way in blue ecochambers...

Excited for the red wave to come. Democrats have listened way to much to their fair left and the priorities of these politicians are insanely stupid. I am hopeful this wakes up democrats to the fact that this economy is in serious trouble and their defund the police message was horrifyingly terrible. I've gone from deep blue to moderate to deep red the last 3 elections. I want to go back to moderate but if the modern democratic party stays as it, then I'm staying red.

democracy is dead when voters don't vote the way I want

We'll see, if my city is anything to go by people are already planning protests if the left loses out.

Please tell me you’re talking about the Democrats right? I’ve heard to many people say that about the Republicans when we’re the party of less government influence

"We won’t know all the midterm results on election night. That’s normal."

Why are they rigging the election results again? Isnt that proof of fraud enough?

Ah yes, gotta look out for all those GOP riots we've seen throughout history...

Let's face it, there'll be a ton of outrage if the GOP does win too. The tone has already been set that apparently that would be the end of democracy.

MSNBC tomorrow - "This was the most corrupt election in American history. Democracy is dead."

Dems need to stop alienating the middle independent voter (I'm one) by slowing their some of their more progressive ideology. Seems like maybe they're getting the message, but it probably won't be enough this election cycle. Both parties suck.

Who's ready for the red wave? The way it's looking, the GOP might have a filibuster proof majority in 2024.

Georgia here, red all the way down. Terrifying times here, we're as close as we've ever been to having a dem governor.

Finally, some rightoid seethe!

Democrats are not a legitimate political party. They are a terrorist organization with access to power. Voting for them is no different than voting for Hamas.

The last time I actually voted FOR a particular candidate, rather than holding my nose and just voting (R) down the line was in 2016 for President Trump. I KNEW he was the man for the job based on all the hate from the left. What's that old saying "You know you're over the target when the flack gets heaviest"...

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FourthEggnog jingle/bells Merry Christmas dramatards! :marseychristmasparty:

2yr ago #3043551 Edited 2yr ago

I found new comments and have nowhere to post them :marseysad: Someone start a new thread already :marseyraging:

Bellwether districts in Virginia and Florida are not looking good for Democrats. Hope people are prepared for this. Been seeing a lot of denial. And yes, this data includes mailed in ballots.

Dave Wasserman: It's pretty apparent from precinct-level data in VA and county-level data in FL that Democrats have a turnout problem today - one that's unlikely to be solved in the next six hours.

https://x.com/redistrict/status/1590042484041986050?s=46&t=X7gMVz9j1VuxPmrG1CMuaA

Darn. Wasserman is pretty much saying that we're not getting the turnout we need.

It's going to be a long night

PredictIt has been swinging hard Republican in the past hour

Even my blue state has some scary candidates that are supposedly polling well. I turned in my ballot over a week ago and we did it in a location where people are less likely to be stupid. Get out there, people! So much is at stake.

Based on Twitter updates, Florida is looking like a deep red state, so that is one place out of the tablet. Dems are not turning up.

Based on the tweets above republicans are turning out in droves. Not looking good.

A few tweets appeared with very early vote counts and they seem to favor the republicans for now:

https://x.com/Data_Orbital/status/1590045994842226688 - Maricopa

https://x.com/BenMargiott/status/1590036853054263296 - Washoe

https://x.com/Redistrict/status/1590042484041986050 - and some parts of Florida

https://x.com/Redistrict/status/1590045084548235265 - also Florida

https://x.com/JohnRSamuelsen/status/1590056259210084352 - Clark

Nearly all tweets linked in the /r/politics live thread have republicans win for now.

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ShitTornadoToOz they/them TICKTOK

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SHITCLOCK'S TICKIN, RICK FourthEggnog 2yr ago #3044548

Don't forget there /r/politicope to bait direction-brained redditors with.

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

FourthEggnog 2yr ago #3044523

:#marseypin2:

dang this was some effort

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X 2yr ago #3044574

Thanks, I had fun! I'll have to go to bed soon, but hopefully someone will start another megathread after polls close.

American elections are great! :maerseyjam:

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Crisco chill/chillin Here to make rdrama actively worse :marseypeace:

FourthEggnog 2yr ago #3043593

:marseysneed:

Cantelope god/demigod 2yr ago #3045969

>They do that, we will finally snap. Mass shootings everywhere trust me.

don't forget to reportmaxxx the fed posters :marseythumbsup:

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pineapple_pizza ho/mo Not a baby killer 2yr ago #3045869

I remember Florida being a swing state, sure looks like TX 2.0 on election days now

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McFluffsNotHereMan they/them pineapple_pizza 2yr ago #3046105

Desantis has got them brainwashed the dems are coming for the kids or some shit. So Rs are turning out super hard and literally begging on the ground to keep voting open later at the polls.

dramasexual that/bitch Trans women can't be women so they settle for being huge pussies McFluffsNotHereMan 2yr ago #3046241

Nah DeSantis didn't close down the state for covid and was a really visible figure against lockdowns. That's why he got such an enormous fricking landslide imo.

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McFluffsNotHereMan they/them dramasexual 2yr ago #3046334

Possibly. Either way he was going to win Florida in its current state.

PutAChonkOnIt hiv/aids RED GUARDS :marseymaoist:

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BillCosbysPharmacist they/them 2yr ago #3045100

rightoids may have an early lead, but things will swing back when the leftoids get off work and can go vote.

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Unironically Gay/Dad BillCosbysPharmacist 2yr ago #3045271

good one :marseyxd:

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HailVictory1776 devil/dog Known Communist 2yr ago #3045050

Truly insane how leftoids are frothing over the prospect on not being able to slaughter unborn children like they Have some imagined right to murder. Disgusting bloodlust

McFluffsNotHereMan they/them HailVictory1776 2yr ago #3046119

They aren’t unborn children. Jfc. Christians used to be cool with abortion then got brain washed on it.

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HailVictory1776 devil/dog Known Communist McFluffsNotHereMan 2yr ago #3046163

It’s a child not a choice

McFluffsNotHereMan they/them HailVictory1776 2yr ago #3046172

Parasite until it’s born so definitely a choice. Abortion will never stop legal or not.

geese_suck geese/suck anti-anti-evil operations McFluffsNotHereMan 2yr ago #3046188

just because it wont entirely stop doesnt mean the govt should be endorsing murder

MrMisandrist xhe/xer Anti-scrote activist :marseysuffragette:

geese_suck 2yr ago #3046327

Weren't you just sneeding about TERF agendaposting? :tayhmm:

I hope queens abort as many yt children as possible btw

McFluffsNotHereMan they/them geese_suck 2yr ago #3046221

It’s not murder. Not a person. They aren’t paying for it anyways and none of anyones business.

geese_suck geese/suck anti-anti-evil operations McFluffsNotHereMan 2yr ago #3046349

it is my business because if i legitimately believe it to be a human life and I stand idly by and let it be taken I am endorsing murder

McFluffsNotHereMan they/them geese_suck 2yr ago #3046354

No you aren’t. You’re just trying to justify forcing your religious beliefs on people.

geese_suck geese/suck anti-anti-evil operations McFluffsNotHereMan 2yr ago #3046503

:marseysleep: you started reeling in too early, better luck next time angler

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newport new/port :newport:

HailVictory1776 2yr ago #3045245

White babies aren’t people so they don’t count as children

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XD VAX/MAXXED I think you are cool sometimes newport 2yr ago #3046752

Yeah but you don't know if the baby is half black, half dog, or half white until it pops out. It's called Schrodinger's white foid

:#marsey:

UpvoteIfYouCope ho/hum :marseyfacepalm:

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XD VAX/MAXXED I think you are cool sometimes UpvoteIfYouCope 2yr ago #3049743

Wait, you actually think I'm a bot? I responded quickly because I was on the shitter and got a notification you fricking moron lmao

Actual clown.

XD 2yr ago #3049814

Not anymore. I was messing around to see. I originally thought so not just because of the instant reply but also b/c your follow-up reply was only tangentially related.

t. high-school tier shitposter

longpostbot tl/dr DIDN'T READ LOL! Go essaypost elsewhere. :marseyexciteddance:

UpvoteIfYouCope 2yr ago #3048002

Are you feeling okay bud?

Wheels He/Him :marseysalutenavy:

2yr ago #3045020

!wordle

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Wheels 2yr ago #3045205

there's a word that is very, very good for wordle but most people aren't ready for it yet

wtf how could g*mer fail me

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Crabby_Cummy hey/hem Hey, Calm down :marseypaint:

2yr ago #3044998

>Going to go vote as me a transwoman today for the first time. I'm in the south if they are going to vote against people like me existing I want them to at least look at me before they do

That's going to make them more likely to vote against you sweatie

Trans lives matter

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Unbroken they/them Themepark ride designer @ IDF Wheels 2yr ago #3044926

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1 Fetch/Beans (colonially know as xirabolt) 2yr ago #3044739

I've always loved "Republicans are taking away your rights" by, uhh... stuff that is blown out of proportion and only affects a couple dozen people nationwide, or transfers decision back to a given state for abortion rights.

Meanwhile it totally wasn't taking away rights when Democrats wanted to restrict literally everyone from having a normal life, and even moreso if you didn't give up bodily autonomy.

McFluffsNotHereMan they/them 1 2yr ago #3046130

No one on the federal level restricted anything. No one has the power too. States did that.

jamal_ginsberg they/them 2yr ago #3044724

God darn you can post the stupidest shit in /r/politics threads and the bots will eat it hp

crezant2 bus/sy 2yr ago #3044704

/R/POLITICS ON SUICIDE WATCH

:parrotunitedstatesofamerica: :!parrotunitedstatesofamerica: :!tayshake:

jamal_ginsberg they/them 2yr ago #3044684

>there you go....abortion as big an issue as inflation according to exit polls...no other issue matters much.

>this is not looking good for trump. literally everyone moans about inflation.

Can’t even fathom that pro-life people also care about abortion

rakrakaon theyx/themx 2yr ago #3044643 Edited 2yr ago

The poll workers shouting my party affiliation out loud before handing me my ballot is just making me want to vote by mail. Does that seem inappropriate to anyone else? Trying to be low-key here... and of course I see some of my right wing Q-anon neighbors coming in right after me. They have bumper stickers with wwg1wga or whatever plastered on their vehicles and giant mastriano yard sign. Scary.

Then don't vote wrong sweaty :marseynails:

Also,

Keep in mind that CNN and Fox News have the same parent company

This keeps getting posted. I don't see how anyone could possibly think this. Fox (the station) is owned by Disney, Fox News is news corp/Murdoch, and CNN is whatever WB merged into.

Choochootrain Xi/Xer 2yr ago #3044639

I hope you guys vote for Lori Lightfoot because I want to see how much her hair recedes over the next 4 years.

GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU 2yr ago #3044625

I dont know or care who will win or lose (except stacey abrams will probably not get elected again, because the dems run on the definition of insanity when it comes to candidates no one likes) but to see redditors sneed in response to a red wave will be sweet - which probably wont happen anyway because the blue wave didnt - after so much smugging and bootlicking, suddenly theyll ask questions like why people were fired and held accountable for not doing a good job instead of being given an extra free chance. Just like MAGA people did

McFluffsNotHereMan they/them GoldMemer 2yr ago #3046149

except stacey abrams will probably not get elected again, because the dems run on the definition of insanity when it comes to candidates no one likes

If the national dem party likes you when you’re not already a politician you won’t win. Warnock may win because he’s more regular dude. Stacy seems inorganic all the time.

MatsurisAhoge ahoge/hair Expert Weeb GoldMemer 2yr ago #3045015

To serious post, I kind of want Oz to win because running a stroke victim who is clearly doing like shit and has spent a lot of time attacking anyone who said he wasn't doing well is malpractice.

McFluffsNotHereMan they/them MatsurisAhoge 2yr ago #3046157

If I lived in PA I’d vote for anyone besides Oz. He’s a Jersey dude who doesn’t belong in PA and slime ball. Fetterman is from PA and more Everymany.

GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU GoldMemer 2yr ago #3044630

Also good job op for finding some moderate/centrist as well as rightoid sneed to balance out the poolitics vooters

fedpost red/brown Unironic Fascist Scum 2yr ago #3044599 Edited 2yr ago

I just got back from the polls. One interesting thing is the county board election here. All of the candidates appear in one list and you are allowed to vote for 7 of them. Republicans ran exactly 7 candidates for the position, Age of consent abolitionists 2, and the Democrats ran ELEVEN people.

The Democrats are going to split the vote so much that they might not get a single person on the board. That's a pretty big oversight. :marseylaugh:

>Democrats are not a legitimate political party. They are a terrorist organization with access to power. Voting for them is no different than voting for Hamas.

Close to true. Bill Clinton (and some Dem governors) pardoned/commuted to time served literal terrorists who attempted to bring down the US government and their fellow Democrats IMMEDIATELY gave them jobs teaching at prestigious universities. That's not even hyperbole. That's a dry, factual description of what happened, but no one's even mentioned it since 2008.

blank They/Them 2yr ago #3044583

Dear Subhuman Filth, I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family. We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you. You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you. It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do. All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am. So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherlovers.

johannesalthusius they/them '); DROP TABLE Users;-- 2yr ago #3044563

/r/neoliberal has a megathread up: https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/ypzcla/megathread_2022_us_midterm_elections/

Zuzie zoz/zle 2yr ago #3043004

Currently dating someone who thinks complete revolt against government is needed, yet thinks* sitting on their butt and not voting because "both sides suck" is an appropriate response.

:marseygigaretard:

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GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU Zuzie 2yr ago #3044564

As much as socialists who hate the government and want revolution are stupid, this idea of pooping on one who believes that because you yourself believe that voting is revolutionary is peak gigabrain

1066_International T/A House Edgy. Ride or Die. :shadowrage:

GoldMemer 2yr ago #3045026

I read that thread and the foid isn’t even a US citizen and her boyfriend is a expat that doesn’t live in the US lol.

GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU 1066_International 2yr ago #3045069

Lmaoooooo

Communist_spez me/mine Seeing the world through the lenses of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism Zuzie 2yr ago #3044375

TIL I have a girlfriend

Cantelope god/demigod 2yr ago #3042871

darn that is a lot of seethe

also I voted randomly on my ballet just as God intended.

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Avalon they/them Cantelope 2yr ago #3044540

Sortitionchads rise up!

aminobastard quack/quack :marseybowing:

Cantelope 2yr ago #3043034

I just write in Donald Duck for every one.

degorius kys/doIT 8=👊=D~● aminobastard 2yr ago #3044569

I always write my peepee for Sheriff. Thankfully it's never won.

degorius 2yr ago #3046935

baby steps.

W he/he Tungsten Cantelope 2yr ago #3042956

Literally stochastic terrorism

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Phoenix_Wright objec/tion Rdrama In-House General Counsel. :objection:

2yr ago #3042698

Smh, trains out here campaigning for republicans

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GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU Phoenix_Wright 2yr ago #3044576

me existing

If it was on the ballot this person would literally want working class christian rednecks to vote for christianity to be abolished, the working class to lose their jobs in favor of immigrants and all their tax money to go to healthcare and student loans leaving them homeless, yet sees her not getting validated by medical or education institutions as literally genocide

GoldMemer 2yr ago #3044655

WHY ARE YOU GENOCIDING US :marseytrain#:

Maybe you should let all the immigrants in because that's what Jesus would do :soyjakanimeglasses#:

GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU Phoenix_Wright 2yr ago #3044705

Also them realizing Jesus went around collecting tax from renthogs and endorsing political violence with eye for an eye :soyjakhipster:

GoldMemer 2yr ago #3045310

Bu bu bu jesus was anti capitalist: see the sellers in the temple tantrum

GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU Phoenix_Wright 2yr ago #3045384

im surprised if thats what people actually cite because it's more that he doesnt want people defiling churches

GoldMemer 2yr ago #3045436

Yeah, but it looks great on camera, trashing all their tables and admonishing them

GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU Phoenix_Wright 2yr ago #3045814

camera lol

Phoenix_Wright 2yr ago #3043184

Yup. I’m trans in a red state (Kansas) with a Democrat Governor. If she loses reelection, I genuinely might have to flee my home state given how borderline genocidal the GOP has gotten towards us in restricting our rights or healthcare.

I'm sure Kansas will be heartbroken to see "her" leave

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GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU FourthEggnog 2yr ago #3044587

democrat mayor

So the fascist in europe kind of red state

restricting our rights or healthcare

Literally first world problems, that you cant go into a woman’s dressing room and cant get free titty skittles as a twelve year old is now genocide. Yknow genocide used to be like putting people in camps and murdering them like china does, but now doing what european countries already do - having common sense hormone control - is literal genocide

These people can complain about the GOP using culture war nonsense all they want but if given a genie lamp theyd rather deal with cultural issues like mandatory secret police for misgenderers than for yknow less inflation