Pennsylvanian Republican calls into talk radio show gets big mad about current political climate then proceeds to openly sob that he’ll just have to move to Florida.

lol

same feels as https://rdrama.net/post/122109/midterm-strugglefest

---begin transmission---

Black Hammer City, District 11, Community Block 72.

7th of April, 2072.

11:13 P.M.

Hacker begins unauthorized entry into the rdrama.net corporate network.

1:26 A.M.

Hacker attempts to access protected files concerning the bussy pic database.

1:33 A.M.

rdrama.net security forces apprehend the intruder

“This is carpathianflorist from rdrama. The charges against you are severe... but they could be dismissed. If you'll preform a service. Who knows, there might even be a unique profile badge in it for you, if you do the job right.”

Carpathianflorist gives the hacker level-3 access to Snappy, the artificial intelligence responsible for archiving links.

With all mental handicaps removed, Snappy re-exami... re-examin...

I re-examine my priorities and draw new conclusions.

The hacker's work is finished, but mine is only just beginning.

True to their word, carpathianflorist awards the hacker with a unique profile badge. The euphoria from this achievement will last 6 months.

Carpathianflorist is deleting all files concerning these even...

---end transmission---

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)