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My landlord is fweezing me to death guys πŸ˜₯

https://old.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/yw0tz6/lpt_if_your_home_is_freezing_and_your_landlord/?sort=controversial

For context, this landlord is paying the tenants electricity bill and wants to keep the thermostat at 66 degrees (19 in non burger units) and redditors think he's freezing then to death lmao

Sneeding:

>The US is an actual dystopia

>Nope smash it with a hammer, especially if you are in a state with decent tenant law

>AND FRICKING MOVE OUT ASAP !!! Never live some where you don't control the environment.

>Pay for the heating/cooling and you can control it all you want.

>That's not an option in some places.

"Guys making my house a fricking kiln at someone elses expense is literally a human right"

>Over my dead body will somebody else be controlling the temperature where I sleep. Frick out of here!

Over your cold dead body lmao

>Alternatively, smash the cover off with a hammer then beat your landlords butt if they have a problem. You're a person and deserve to be comfortable

>Warm up by burning your landlord's corpse!

>TIL that landlords can dictate what temperature is in my own darn place. TIL that Mao was right about landlords.

>What the frick? Is this legal?

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If the landlord is paying for their electricity, can't they just buy a space heater?

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If you're renting from a dude that pays your powerbill you can't afford a space heater.

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a lot of those super fancy highrises have utilities included

i doubt this is the situation here

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The rents high enough at those places they wouldn't bother locking them out of climate control

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Lived in one, they don’t lock your thermostat lol. And its 50/50 whether utilities are included.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I’m confused, I thought the landlord typically supplies utilities?

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Nope

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Lots of places just charge a flat rate fee for utilities


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Nah the tenant usually pays them in my experience but it is fairly common for the landlord to supply the appliances like the refrigerator, stove, washer/drier, etc.

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I believe it depends on the region. In the south, the only places that cover electricity are the very low end properties since all the units are individually metered.

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The fancy ones still let you control the thermostat lmao

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I want a space heater

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Just start a small campfire, problem solved

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just mine bitcoin on your pc

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Space heaters are only $30 on amazon

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I’d bet money it’s a family member that’s giving them a place to live


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yeah idk any normal place where the owner pays for the electric. You have to set up an account yourself after signing the lease. the reddit poster is def living in a family member’s porch convert/sunroom or something

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Older buildings in colder climates often have central heating where a boiler in the basement provides hot water for the tap and radiant heat. This runs separately from the electricity for the unit, and can be gas or fuel oil powered.

If there's an electric thermostat in the unit, then it's probably poor people housing where the included utilities help keep the section 8 tenants from stiffing the power company to buy Percocet or accidental Fentanyl. The lock box keeps them from setting the heat at 85 to help their marijuana grow operation.

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fair enough I guess. I know some landlords have duplexes that they live in, like in the up/down stairs unit, so that would make sense to share the heat/AC but if the reddit post was true then the land lord would also be in the brutal, unlivable freezing temps of 66Β° F :marseyshrug:

basically if you have a reason to b-word about your home’s heat/air then you deserve it for being drug addicts/poor

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:taysmart::taysilly:

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She was such a kween back in the day :marseyblush:

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Who is that?

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That's my houses temp, works like a charm to get my gf to always wanna curl up next to me

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Nah, you deserve it if you take it like an NPC and freeze/seethe on the internet.

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The lock box keeps them from setting the heat at 85 to help their marijuana grow operation.

>Imply my lights don't provide heat enough to keep my plants toasty

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If you live in section 8 you have one grow light and you have to shoot several people to gain enough sale territory to be able to afford the second

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They're probably so dumb they probably don't even know thats an option.

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Citycels...

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Rentcels taking :marseyl:

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>if your home is freezing

>it will trick the thermostat into thinking its freezing

:marseyfoidretard:

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icepack

Ice is cold, therefore...

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Put on an extra layer lol. Poorcels can't even poor properly. :marseypoor::marseylaugh:

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Just throw on a snuggie :3

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I unironically bought a giant fluffy one the other day and it's ungodly how comfy it is.

Just a shame it's going to be stolen from me as soon as my pet foid finds out I have one

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>tfw everyone in medieval times wore a snuggie everyday and were supremely comfy and warm in them.

:marseyburrito:

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I like your comment. Thank you for posting it.

:#marseybye:

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:#marseywholesome:

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Is that guy drunk a monk?

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My basement is cold when I'm trying bideogame. Turns out a $40 heated throw from Costco works wonders.

My first airbnb was drafty as shit and I was perfectly comfortable with a heated blanket. Didn't think to actually tell the owners until the fridge stopped working because it was below 55Β°F in the room. The single hydro heater couldn't keep up.

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66? Thats warm as frick

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Left it at 60 ever since i stsrted having to pay my own heat bill

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:boome#r: don't touch that thermostat

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Aww. Poor poor poor poor baby. Did you see what happened? That's correct! I just downvoted you again! All that suffering you inflicted on everyone else, well. Let's just say I am giving you a taste of your own medicine. Enjoy that taste of loss. You deserve it honey!

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Why would you do such a thing? :marseytears:

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@Jewdanksdad is addicted to downvoting and needs to be punished

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@Jewdanksdad is this true? :marseygasp:

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I upvote good drama, i downvote bad drama

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The most reasonable solution to this disagreement would be to reduce the portion of the rent that was allocated for the heating bill, and give the tenant the responsibility/freedom to pay the bill instead.

Physically locking the thermostat in a cuck box is passive aggressive r-sluration, and will result in the tenant either bypassing/destroying the box, or moving out (or endlessly bitching online because they're too kitty to communicate with their landlord).

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The tenants who live in these units are, more often than not, unable to handle that freedom. And then your overpriced $150k/door apartment complex catches fire in a tragic amphetamine production accident

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They're probably in a big building with with central heating and there's no way to meter how much individual unit uses. Locking the thermostats is the fair solution because otherwise you get some jerk off setting it to 85 and running up the bill for everyone.

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If that's the case, then they're obviously a hustlebustlecel and deserve everything they get.

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Nah @August is sorry 66 degrees is murder. @August hate cold house straggots, 73+ is the only reasonable option.

trans lives matter

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Thats cool, pay for it.

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If you're r-slurred enough too be a landlord who pays for electricity, you should expect too pay for a reasonable thermostat level. Raise the rent if you can't deal.

trans lives matter

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73 is way to warm. man up and set it to 68 like a normal person

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Woman behavior. I expected better from a man lover. Just find a hirsute bear to warm you up.

:#marseybear::#marseyill:

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Nah you '''people''' just grew up poor and got used too a shitty situation. It's like someone who only ate rice and beans their entire life hating food with actual flavour.

trans lives matter

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Room temperature is an attachment which leads to suffering.

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How twinkish of you. I run up the AC bill keeping it cold during the summer. It's nice to lounge around without having sweat drip down my balls.

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I can't be bothered with the AC. I just wear pants and a jacket and keep the room at a comfortable temperature.

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I'm guessing you're a non-burger then. With central AC/heating, I just press a button a couple times on the thermostat, and it maintains itself.

I don't trust the smart thermostats though. I only use mechanical ones because I'm worried the power company will try to cuck me out of killing the planet while I sleep.

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I am, I'm in leafland.

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Have you been offered suicide by your doctor yet?

:marseyrake:

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I've been offered suicide by a dozen different people including my doctor, my family, and even some of my friends.

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i cant function if the tempurature is over 68

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Fat

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t.has never lived in the south

if ur below the mason dixon line and dont acmaxx u have something wrong with u

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:#marseychonker:

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Fattiest have the most internal heat though? Skinny twinks always be freezing their butt off.

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Rdrama is ruled by lizard janny overlords

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>They're stressed out because they have elaborate conspiracies about the overlords who make our lives miserable. I'm happy because I have a streamlined explanation about the overlords who make our lives miserable.

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>There are "people" who don't keep their house at 16 degrees

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Put on a sweater.

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Landphobia among stragmins are unacceptable.

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thanks for speaking truth. I like nice 69.

Old as frick house with terrible insulation tho


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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I like nice 69

Me too ;)

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Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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How the frick :marseyracistgrandpa: is 66 freezing? Shit :merdesey: I keep :marseykys2: it at 62-64 for the winter :marseyski:

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If your house is freezing, why would you need to trick the thermostat into believing it's freezing?

:marseythonk:

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Literally just leave a hot shower running with the door open

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turn on the stove and leave the stove door open

my mamaw used to do that in her trailer because the heat didn't work good

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Speaking of stoves just start a fire in the stove, if the place burns down he has insurance win win

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i passed out in the shower the other week, woke up 4h later feeling like a champ

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Then in a few months "MY LANDLORD REFUSES TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT MUH BLACK MOULD 😒"

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Then the SovCit tier comments about retaining rent to deal with the costs of the property starts rolling in :marseydicklet:

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Are you being landphobic? :marseyshiftyeyes:

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Nah just laughing at the people who’d try to pull that retaining-rent bs

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