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Within the past few years Americans elected a potato mouthed octogenarian for Pres, a stroked out mushed mouth Shrek looking dude, and I have no doubt this guy will be next.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/yx6dhc/herschel_walker_rambles_on_about_a_vampire_movie?sort=controversial

Watch Herschel Walker rally his base for a Senate run off vote by slurring his way through describing some B-movie he watched at 1am on TV about vampires which he somehow equates to having faith in your leaders.

Despite being obviously very r-slurred, Herschel's got my vote as he will definitely be good for drama.


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Is the audio just completely out of sync or is Reddit falling for and circlejerking over obvious fakes again?

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Slightly more coherent than Boomhauer

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Ok for the non Americans, who is this and why did people vote for him?

Simple answer: He is running for office in the South as a Republican and got Trump's endorsement.

As a general rule, Republicans tend to automatically vote in elections for anyone with an (R) next to their name and/or anyone their Orange God told them to vote for - no matter how unqualified they may be.

Vote blue no matter who!

:#marseyhorseshoe: :#marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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My favorite was when he talked about how when he has new guests over to his house he pulls out a revolver, puts one bullet in, and then plays Russian roulette in front of them to show "I ain't afraid of nothing".

Yes. This is actually real. https://www.mediaite.com/politics/senate-hopeful-herschel-walker-claimed-he-played-russian-roulette-more-than-6-times/

Hahahahaha hahahaha lol hahahaha lololol hehehehehe

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Cautiouscels seething over luckchads.

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I think luck is one of the most important qualities of a politician. Maybe Russian roulette should be part of the oath of office, just to weed out the unluckies.

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his son is also great for drama

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I like this guy only because Transphobic antisemites hate him.

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Fright Night isn't shit B horror though.

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Just think about like this bro, you are at rock bottom right now so there can only be better days ahead. Start by making small achievements, work your way up, and eventually you will look back on the current you and say "wtf were you thinking".

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