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PSA: Tariq is only $75 on Cameo, and will sneedpost unprompted

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We just got him to do a special shoutout for our gay Egyptian janny and it was more than anyone could have hoped for. Just throwing that out to you, the good people of dramanet.

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I'll do it, what snappy quote should I do? I'm thinking GVLDEN RETRIEVER.

EDIT: This is a one, maybe two time thing for me. Name some alternatives for Tariq, I will also submit the glvden retriever pasta to Gilbert Gottfried.

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If you or anyone else can get him to do the entire GVLDEN RETRIEVER bit Iโ€™ll give you 10k dramacoin and make you a cool badge. Also 4 months of Landchad tier donor perks. Thatโ€™s an $80 value just for the last one, wow!


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What is the copypasta

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If you aren't a dog you are cucked.

Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their peepee in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy peepee. She is darn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. S*x doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had s*x in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fricking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fricking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fricking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his peepee bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fricking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.


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still unemployed then?

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Nah we can do better

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the GVLDEN RETRIEVER copypasta

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That one kinda sucks and would be a waste.

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This is foid (๐Ÿ•๐Ÿง ) erasure.

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Bro just buy the you will never be a woman one we all know thatโ€™s what you want.

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Okay I'll submit it, not sure if he'll accept it though lol. Tariq better not grift me or censor it or I'm gonna go break some bucks.

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If he turns you down, ask him what his price is. I don't think he'll do it for 75$ but anyone desperate enough to do this kind of thing will do it for some amount.

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This is the same corollary-structure we use to prove that all women are whores, and that all whores will eat poo or frick dogs.

The specious incel school of thought comes down to dogs are even better than betas; but the preferred ardrama school tells us that women just need a societal justification to finally frick fido.


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I hate to say it, but this is kinda dumb. If a dramanaut wanted him to say something good, then this just toooooo much, he can't be that stupid. But he'd hopefully pick up quit and be on guard about being fricked with.

Gotta be a little more subtle.

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homosexuals reproduce by raping kids

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Lol he'd probably say that for free and then post the link on his twitter

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Make him say something about being a fan of Breaking Bad and Starbucks

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Don't forget his favorite movies Unbreakable and Uncle Buck.

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"it's always been a fantasy of mine to be a s*x slave for two bears, male and female"

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Have him read excerpts from "Industrial Society and It's Future", by uncle teddy.

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Peculiar buck copy pasta because it's literally about him.

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I'd consider going halfsies with you if you got Gilbert Gottfried to do the Filthy Bedouin pasta.

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Do the Bedouin one

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this thread was quickly cross-posted back to our site by some eagle-eyed tattletale, so I can neither confirm nor deny

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What's your site?

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I've already been called a rat f*ggot by hundreds of people just for posting this thread, so I'd rather not say

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cumtown.org

Was that so fricking hard?

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pm me, I can't guarantee that I'm not going to call you a rat cute twink of course, but on the upside I might call you all sorts of nice names!

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Cumtown.org

Fujiste is resident "very important user who can get the mods to ban you"

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Oh, is it invite-only?

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Yeah but they open registration periodically

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He honestly seems like he'd be a lot of fun to drink with. Get him ranting about Egyptians and Kangz

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Yeah. My dream is for him and Alex Jones to start a podcast together. It would be beautiful.

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Even better if they have to get shitfaced as they broadcast. Maybe they need to split three bottles between themselves and the guest(s). Call it the Three Fifths Podcast.

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I canโ€™t believe how sane he looks like here. Looks a lot more meek than his twitter posts make him sound like.

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Also less gay

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No, not really. His "beard" was making me uncomfortable.

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Marfan is a chadmin if there ever was one.

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You know the craziest part? I fricked him.

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Was the marfan commission from here? Made just an hour ago?

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Is he still there or did he run away again? Haven't been on recently

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Does anyone have links to the old r/OpieandAnthony cameo vidoes. Before it got banned, the spergs on there paid for like 50 different cameo vids roasting anyone associated with it, but now that its banned I can't find them

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There's a small collection here

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Both site creators are Egyptian

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Nasser was quite the dramatist

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Cute twink

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I cant believe this is real. I wonder if he'd be willing to shout out https://old.reddit.com/r/Caucasiancringe?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. It's partly inspired by him and I think he'd unironically like it.

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Sneedpai noticed me!

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we never admit to the existence of this thing of ours, makes me SICK

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Cute twink

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get his butt

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Strag

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shut the frick up b-word

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Do it we need to help fund the sequel to the instant classic that is buck breaking

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Fujiste is a rat and the worst poweruser

May Marfan banish you

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I feel like I should be compensated for you advertising in my space, Snappy ๐Ÿ˜พ

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We just got him to do a special shoutout for our gay Egyptian janny and it was more than anyone could have hoped for.

Then link to it, you strag

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