If you unironically support free healthcare you're r-slurred. If we get free healthcare all that will happen is a bunch of r-slurs will start demanding full check ups every time they get a new pimple on their butt.
60$ a year is a great compromise. If you cant afford it you deserve to die.
Ok im australian and i can say with firsthand certainty, they charge your butt for an ambulance lmao.
You cant afford 60$ a year wtf you gonna revolt with?
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