Rating the Birds at my Birdfeeder

Happy almost winter to my Northern Hemisphere friends! Where I am, all the migratory birds have left for the south, leaving us only with our winter birds that stay through the snow. Today I will be ranking the bird species I see at my feeder!

-Cardinal: (6/10) we have 2 mating pairs living in my yard. one of them brings their baby from time to time. super cute and very pretty. can be aggressive sometimes, especially towards other species

-Blue Jay: (6/10) I LOVE BLUE JAYS! extremely common though. they're also very messy, so they lose a few points there. very cute and smart though, and make silly noises

-White-breasted Nuthatch: (8/10) funny birds. i'm a big nuthatch fan. when they're pissed off, which happens a lot, they do this funny dance (starts at like 1:18). i don't even know how to describe it, but they're trying to make themselves look big and scary, but just look super goofy

-Red-breasted Nuthatch: (10/10) TINY NUTHATCH! they're sooo little and adorable. Red-breasted Nuthatches are less common at my feeder than the White-breasted Nuthatches, so it's a treat to see them. they also say "meep meep meep meep meep"

-House Sparrow: (0/10) BAD SPARROW. UGLY. ALWAYS FIGHTING. BAD BAD BAD AWFUL EVIL GROSS

-House Finch: (6/10) I like finches more than sparrows, but these guys are still very common. the males are very pretty, and I love their red color. the females are Brown.

-Downy Woodpecker: (6/10) cute, tiny woodpecker! not much to say about him, he doesn't do much

-Hairy Woodpecker: (8/10) looks exactly like the Downy Woodpecker, but larger and with a bigger bill-to-head ratio. here's a comparison; hairy is on the left. gets bonus points for being less common than the Downies (hehe)

-Red-bellied Woodpecker: (11/10) BEST WOODPECKER!!!!!!!!!!!! i love these guys SO much; they're big, and have the cutest faces, and they hang upside down with their bellies up, its adorable

-Mourning Dove: (0/10) idiot fat r-slur birds. go away. no brain cells

-Black-capped Chickadee: (3/10) used to be cute but they ruined their reputation from being the worst birds to band EVER

-Tufted Titmouse: (6/10) absolutely adorable but very common. one thing i like about them is that they wait their turn to use the feeder. there's almost NEVER 2 titmice on the feeder at once

-Dark-eyed Junco: (4/10) eh, kind of a boring sparrow. but they have cool coloration, and i like how they pretty much only forage on the ground, which the House Sparrows don't tend to do

-American Tree Sparrow: (8/10) these guys, like the juncos, are only here during the winter, so I like them a bit more. i also like them because of their bicolored bill

-American Goldfinch: (9/10) what a great bird! the males go drab in the winter, so you don't get that bright yellow, but a goldfinch is always a wonderful sign!

That's about all I can remember for right now. Hopefully I didn't miss any!

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Bird feeder is a cool idea, my cats love them. :marseyembrace::marseylickinglips:

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hi! please keep yourself safe!

regards,

TED

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Why so rude? I'm just expressing my shared love for animals and nature. We have so much in common!

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die die die die die

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Wow what's your problem?

Just look at the cute little fellas!

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@Grinchnny why do you hate cute fluffy animals?

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rood to my girl @TED_SIMP 😀🀧

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How am I being rude? I love cats and their food, just like her.

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What is this thing? A docking station for homogay?

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i ain't clicking that link bb sry not sure what u mean..?

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It’s ok Ted, birds will get their revenge!

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Noooo :(

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>i'm a big nuthatch fan

I bet you are

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@TED_SIMP is only into titbushes bro

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that doesn’t even make sense

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pee hatches from the balls

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oh okay, now i understand. thanks for the help, kind stranger!

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I was in your mamas nuthatch last night.

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:marseycry:

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How about you rate my peepee?

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:#marseymanlet:

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frick no

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-Mourning Dove: (0/10) idiot fat r-slur birds. go away. no brain cells

-Black-capped Chickadee: (3/10) used to be cute but they ruined their reputation from being the worst birds to band EVER

-Dark-eyed Junco: (4/10) eh, kind of a boring sparrow. but they have cool coloration, and i like how they pretty much only forage on the ground, which the House Sparrows don't tend to do

Holy frick. You are the worst foid on this website. These are TERRIBLE UNJUST ratings for three great birds.

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i love how chickadees scream about cheeseburgers all the time

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I can't help but laugh everytime I hear a chickadee. I can't concentrate when I go golfing.

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they’re all great birds. no such thing as a bad bird. this is more how they compare to the other species we get

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It's unjustifiable to think mourning doves are anything but an 8 or above. Far more entertaining than most birds.

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You like pigeons? What's your second favorite bird? Rats? :marseydisagree:

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:#marseyraging:

Mourning doves have a very soothing call!!!

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Do you like bats too or only birds?

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i love bats!

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Do you have a hummingbird feeder as well, or just a normal bird feeder?

I love those little bros.

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we have a hummingbird feeder that we put out in the summer!

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Oh no pileated woodpecker I feel bad for you :marseycheerup:

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we get them, just not at the feeder

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Oh you should call it a birdfeederlet then.

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TINY NUTHATCH!


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downvoted

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a bit rude, tbh


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sorry. i upvoted this one

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Why do you have such virile hatred against the Filipinos?


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what??

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You heard me. The Nutshack is a tale about the Fillipino-American experience.


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Kill/frick/marry

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i respect the birds bodily autonomy

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How about you rate my BBC. :marseywink2:

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:marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno:

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How do you you feel about Grackles? They’re about the only birds I can reliably find in central Texas.

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i love grackles! they’re so pretty

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What :marseywtf2: do u think :marseynoooticer: about this

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predator

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:marseysoypointgold:

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marseywarbler

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i wish!

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Do you get chickadees? I was in the park the other day and saw some of them, so I stuck my finger out until one of them landed on it. Very cool.

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they’re on the list. chickadees are very bold!

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One time a chickadee called me a cute twink. To my face.

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well, you are one

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Not funny

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Post owls and I may forgive you for being a white woman

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tomorrow ill do an owlpost just for you

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:marseydance:

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Can you edit you're picture using this app: https://rdrama.net/post/128352/turn-your-favorite-images-into-anime ? Because trans lives matters

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no

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Those aren’t at you're bird feeder in December

Trans lives matter

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Stop shouting

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yes they are wtf?? they’re year-round residents

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Blue Jays are dumb as shit. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

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no, they’re corvids. related to crows and ravens. they’re excellent mimics

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Which of these birds have autism?

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All of them

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I was just about to add my own list but accidentally hit the back button. Instead ill provide my commentary on yours:

  1. White-breasted nuthatches are at least a 9/10 imo. Theyre the stars of my backyard by a longshot.

  2. house finches are more of a 3/10 for me because they overcrowd feeders and spread diseases. I kinda find them a little gross tbh.

  3. i think your rating for mourning doves is a tad harsh, tho id give them more like a 4/10. Their stupidity can be entertaining to watch and seeing them struggle trying to figure out how to get on a feeder with a perch is pretty funny. Plus they make for great bait if you want hawks coming to your yard.

  4. dark eyed juncos arent that boring. They can get pretty bold and once they get comfortable enough in the yard they will actually use the feeders. Plus I love the buzzing noises their babies make.

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honestly i agree with all these except for the fact that i just think house finches are pretty

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Hey look. free cat food. Get em Mr. Lychorus.

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keep yourself safe!

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good post, i love birds

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thanks, me too!

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>Happy almost winter to my Northern Hemisphere friends!

What do you mean almost? It's hitting -45 tonight.

Also how to chickadees survive -50?

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celcius or fahrenheit?

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F, but it doesn't really matter at that point

-40F=-40C

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I like ravens because i'm a brooding 14-year-old and i also like vultures because they clean up roadkill

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-pigeons: (10/10). aptly named rats with wings. shit everywhere and perfect target practice for your shoe throws. would recommend flaming their nest with deodorant spray at least once

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