Sleeping in your 💩 and 💉 on the sidewalk? Sleeping in your office?

If i had to dealwith the indignities of a city commute, i would probably live in the cage too

The government is doing a shakedown! This never happens!

Why are people so pressed about techies making well over 6 figures sleeping in offices? Personally I think labor laws should be eliminated for anybody making over 80k. Westerners have it way too easy now, that’s why their civilization is disintegrating.

Maybe this is the only good thing from twitter

I'll never understand this building code building intent bullshit. I remember once a water line broke at my apartment, only damage was to the other side of th ebuilding but fricking firemen told me I couldn't go back to sleep, so of course I just go in the side door and go back to my apartment and sleep, not long later some maintince worker comes along banging on peoples doors telling everyone they had to leave. I ignored him

Motherlover what do I care if the water is out? Oh no I'll have to wait til the morning to shower?

Holy frick that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Heck, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping butthole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I'll even give you the PIN numbers! Heck, you can take the whole darn house while you're at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I'm willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there's only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn't a goddarn repost

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)