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Boyfriend used the 'used car analogy' : TrueOffMyChest

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/zghzbw/boyfriend_used_the_used_car_analogy?sort=controversial

so many redditors :marseypearlclutch:ing and :marseyseethe:ing

Everyone here is going to cheer you on for sleeping around. They'll tell you it's your body, it's your choice, and while that's true you have to understand, every action has consequences. The vast majority of the people cheering you on aren't married, haven't had any real long term relationship, and probably never will.
These people will tell you your BF is a terrible person for having a preference. They'll tell you that your rather pathetic sounding male friends are right.
The question is, do you really want to be like these people?
I mean, let's be real. Your male friends seem like the kinds of people that would give that "it's her body, her choice" line when their gf cheats on them. Either that, or they're so scared of offending you that they'd never be honest.
The reality is that men care about how many men a woman has been with. The kind of men that don't care, most women don't want to begin with so why pay them any attention?
If your relationship works, then why let losers ruin a good thing?

Wow way to say you're an incel

:#soycry:

>i used the word incel therefore you're wrong

This is really interesting to me. My perception of the Dutch is that they are far more sexually liberal than Americans. Has Andrew Tate seeped into the Netherlands too?

lmao :marseyrentfree:

check her (i hope) post history

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  1. she’s groomed him

  2. he was a virgin. She took advantage of the power imbalance.

  3. She’s a used car and c*m dump

  4. she is clueless that men despise hoes

  5. she uses Reddit

The moid needs to leave her

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>she is a foid

The moid needs to leave her

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>she

The moid needs an effeminate man dressed as a foid

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Don't we all

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I talked about it with some of my guy friends, and they were equally confused. Truth be told, those friends do not really like him, for his political vieuws.

Lmao. Her thirsty orbiters just agreeing with whatever she says. Dude should dump her immediately. Any foid "who gets along with guys better" is a step-below onlyfans on the :marseyattentionseeker: meter.

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Disagree, any foid that gets along with other foids has you the moid as her side piece and will discard you the moment her foid friends are able to convince her to do so.

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'American guy friends from Groomercord' hmmmmm

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Does he feel this way about men who slept with more than 10 women, or is this 'theory' strictly for women?

Why do these dumbass foids think this is some sort of gotcha?

"Hey straight male why aren't you concerned about how many people random dudes (that you aren't interested in because you're straight) sleep with? Checkmate! :marseysoylentgrin: "

And he's only fricked her so it isn't like he's a hypocrite regarding himself either.

TLDR: Women are r-slurs and giving them rights was a mistake.

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Does he feel this way about men who slept with more than 10 women, or is this 'theory' strictly for women?

Several studies have shown that an increased number of premarital intercourse partners increases the likelihood of divorce. A 2014 summary of previous studies found that this trend does not hold true for men, however.

We further found that the more intercourse partners a woman had had before marriage, the less happy she reported her marriage to be. This association was not statistically significant for men.

It is not 'theory' that increased number of premarital intercourse partners reduces relationship quality, nor is it 'theory' that such an association applies only to women's intercourse partners. If you don't believe these (admittedly biased) articles, look at the primary sources they cite, or look it up yourself, and you will find this is the overwhelming consensus among researchers.

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They should trust the science

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or they could use their eyes and understand how human psychology and society actually works and come to these conclusions themselves. you need to look in good faith tho.

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Don't choose your feelings to make decisions choose reality.

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I think the problem many people sneeding have is that they fail to understand what these studies are actually showing. People with character traits that lead to sexually risky behaviour are shit relationship material :marseycutattention: :marseyarthoe:

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Someone make the lock analogy. :marseytroublemaker:

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Already done by a wall'o-text chud

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/zghzbw/boyfriend_used_the_used_car_analogy/izhvyjc/?sort=controversial

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"Would you rather have a lock only opened by one key, or a lock that's had dozens of peepeees in it?"

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Comparing a woman, a living breathing human being, with an inanimate object shows a serious lack of respect

This is one of those reddit opinions that someone has decided to be true for no reason at all. We compare humans to inatimate objects all the time.

Iron sharpens iron

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one,

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that’s not what a ship is for.

Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Empty bags can’t stand upright.

etc etc etc

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:chinese#nobleman: A ship in the harbor is safe, but that’s not what a ship is for.

:soyjak#hipster: Oh my god did you just compare me, a real living human being to a ship?

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I called a guy a mule once as a joke and he got offended cause mules are sterile. :marseywut2:

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It makes you wonder if he had something like a low sperm count he was secretly embarrassed about.

"You are a beast of burden!" :marseylaugh:

"I am not impotent!" :marseymad:

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:marseytrad::!marseytrad:

>shh here he comes…I’ve heard a rumour

>Becky on floor 3 says his bulge was massive the other day

>like a fricking donkey, girl!

:marseytrad::marseytrad::!soyjak:

>morning ladies

>heyyy papi, can I call you El Burro heehee

:!soycry: :marseytrad::!marseytrad:

>NOOO HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE VASECTOMY

>MY WIFE FORCED ME TO DO IT

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I'm trying to think of all the common ways people are compared to inanimate objects, like being called a doormat

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It's m*n who get called doormats so it doesn't count

:marseytalking:

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There was a hedgwik (iirc) comic that compared buying a used mattress (that someone had jizzed on), buying a used couch (ibid), and dating a non virgin. The difficulty being that people in fact do all three, even though the femoid is the only one the jizz actually comes out of.

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You're probably thinking of this :marseystonetoss:

https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/virginity-comic.png?fit=625%2C1215&ssl=1

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That face in the last panel always cracks me up

It's like πŸ€” but πŸ€” looks like it's skeptical whereas this one is like he's leaning towards it.

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Yeah, looks like it

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:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

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Who buys used mattresses

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You might give one away to your friend, idk

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i got one from a friend in college, but it was basically brand new and i just disinfected it. I also have waaaaaay lower standards for my mattresses than i do my girlfriends though.

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poorcels :marseypuke:

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>Used mattress

It's like you want bedbugs

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Joke's on them, I bought my couches from a lesbian couple.

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They squirted on it while scissoring

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More like they bled on it while fighting.

:marseyterfdomesticabuse:

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Thats what i meant

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Poors buy used, jizz-stained furniture. People don't. :marseypoor:

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Has Andrew Tate seeped into the Netherlands too?

/r/LoveforAndrewTate when?

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The idea that women should be sexually chaste was invented in 2021 CE, when social media influencer Andrew Tate rose to prominence :marseyreading:

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Don't be silly. RooshV converted to :marseycrucified: years ago which caused far more coping and seething than Tate ever has.

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yeah but that isn't The Current Thing anymore

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  1. create /r/tateology

  2. never mention andrew tate but make it about all his teachings

  3. profit

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>This is really interesting to me. My perception of the Dutch is that they are far more sexually liberal than ameriKKKans. Has Andrew Tate seeped into the Netherlands too?

Burgers smoke (dude) weed andfrick a whore in Amsterdam and think the whole country is like that. Seriously where do burgers get the perception that everywhere else is more liberal than the US?

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Every Dutch foid I've ever encountered has been a prolific and kinky slut. Sorry your away team has earned a reputation? Their love for biking everywhere gave them an extra edge over the burger foids that needed a ride.

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Dutch foids are massive whores no doubt but every burgerthot I’ve met wasn’t much different.

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The Dutch have always been degenerates. America kicked off because after fleeing from England to the Netherlands, the Puritans were worried the Dutch were corrupting their youth and chartered the Mayflower to escape from them.

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Seriously where do [redditors] get the perception that everywhere else is more liberal than the US?

Gee I dunno. Must be a mystery.

:marseysnoo: :marseydetective:

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Because nobody can stop burgers from doing anything when they're abroad :marseypatriot:

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or else they might have to trade some us national nobody with high profile arms dealers, the horror !

:marseyscream:

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I agree, having visited amsterdam and assuming their country isn't all like that but on the flip side I've heard there are little red light districts like amsterdam's but theres just like two or three window hookers. That was jarring to hear, but I've also heard theyre busted af.

Never fricked a hooker but it was tempting in A-dam some of those bitches are hot.

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Why buy the cow, etc.

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Is that the phrase that goes "why buy the cow when you can make love to it for free?"

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Foids lmao

:#marseysmug2::#marseyemojirofl:

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straggots keep losing lol

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Unironically yes :marseyagreefast:

I wish I was gay so badly bros :marseyinshallah:

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Just start with some sissy hypno porn and we'll get you there.

You don't need to be attracted to men to nut to a man's peepee in your butt.

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it's never too late to switch teams

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Poor and middle income straggots keep losing

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Women always complain about men's standards, well go date a man without them then. You aren't entitled to anyone's commitment :chudsmug:

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Her post history is filled with obsession over some dude

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In today's episode of "women get angry at reality" foids :marseycope: and :marseyseethe: over the well-known fact that past behavior is a good predictor of future behavior, and that women who historically have jumped from one short-term relationship to another are statistically likely to continue doing so.

The fact that literally everybody already knows this fact doesn't matter, because it lowers their value and makes them angry.

The day I meet a cute foid who doesn't lose her fricking mind whenever science and data conflict with her wishful thinking is the day I go shopping for wedding rings

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Are you the car dealer selling me a car with bad CarFax? I think you've had too many accidents.

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western civilization shares this. I mean its not like he said "one guy and you are out",

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:#marseyduck:

Snapshots:

Everyone here is going to cheer you on for sleeping around. They'll tell you it's your body, it's your choice, and while that's true you have to understand, every action has consequences. The vast majority of the people cheering you on aren't married, haven't had any real long term relationship, and probably never will.
These people will tell you your BF is a terrible person for having a preference. They'll tell you that your rather pathetic sounding male friends are right.
The question is, do you really want to be like these people?
I mean, let's be real. Your male friends seem like the kinds of people that would give that "it's her body, her choice" line when their gf cheats on them. Either that, or they're so scared of offending you that they'd never be honest.
The reality is that men care about how many men a woman has been with. The kind of men that don't care, most women don't want to begin with so why pay them any attention?
If your relationship works, then why let losers ruin a good thing?:

This is really interesting to me. My perception of the Dutch is that they are far more sexually liberal than Americans. Has Andrew Tate seeped into the Netherlands too?:

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:marseynotes:

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Andrew Tate literally invented misogyny

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I talked about it with some of my guy friends, and they were equally confused

Because they want to frick you b-word.

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Dutch

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obsessed with some actor named ewan :marseysick:

definitely a biological woman alright

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I would completely understand if I had 10+ sexual partners and a woman left me for it. It’s not shallow or demeaning, it’s just life.

how noble of this frick-less soyboy, lmao

"if"

he had been with 10+? i cant imagine a life where you haven't had s*x with at least 10 people

if i was a woman i wouldnt want to frick some loser with low body count, if no one else wants him he doesn't get me

:#marseyfans:

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:marseyattentionseeker:

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the point of the internet is to throw everything at the wall and get noticed

if you want to remain unseen you're probably an ugly loser

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unironically we should offer MAID services to adult virgins. if you couldnt get your peepee wet by 15 idk what kinda sorry life youre planning to live

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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