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guy is pretty fricking hot though
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also, he is a britney stan 
https://old.reddit.com/r/BritneySpears/comments/108b678/i_miss_when_she_seemed_sweet_and_kindshes/
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lmao what the frick is wrong with you guys? like you open a door, have guest for 10 mins, you would offer FOOD?? i mean we give coffee but food is lmao wtf??? are u serious
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feeding guests in your home is a tradition that exists everywhere on earth except for in fricking scandistan.
stop being penny cheap fricks and give some of your herring to your houseguests you lego loving mads mikkelson worshiping albinos
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I dont think you undestand. it has nothing to do with being cheap (most danes dont like other people paying for them btw, it would be rude to like pay at a restaurant for some1 else). if i am somewhere for a short time or a time which is not a usual eating time, them offering me literal food would be so strange. you need to stop munching away 24/7...
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hey astrid, if you're the one whose neurodivergent culture differs from literally the entire rest of the planet on this point then maybe it's you who doesn't "understand."
no wonder you people are all depressive drunks incapable of making friends after primary school
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europe is based on the fact that we are right and all others wrong. so far, it has proven true. u can go live in mud hut if u want.
denmark is #1 country, also rest of nordics :)
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tell that to your birthrates
i take comfort that when you've been entirely supplanted by MENA migrants your so-called countries will at least finally understand how to treat guests
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the poor fricks treat guests with food because having food is sign of wealth.
the rich scandis treat guests with fun experiences and laughter, because we know they are fed, housed, and happy already.
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lol yeah those
imagine trying to make being a generous host into a poorcel thing
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stop being a fat frick, go 2 hours without eating
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be real, varg
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Know your place peasant.
Norway numba 1, danemark numba 2.
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danes so poor they can't even afford one mountain.
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Yeah, except from the reddit thread on it it was more like "when I was visiting my school friend I was asked to go and play in another room while they had dinner" kind of stuff.
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Typical.
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what exactly is wrong with this?
t. swedecuck
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oh, that is. a lie
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Discuss it with
@japsock here.
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you'd offer a drink or snacks maybe, but not necessarily a full meal. if it's around dinner time then yeah it'd be neurodivergent not to offer food lmao
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yea but then you often invite people over fir dinner lol.
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No wonder ameriburgers are so fat when they expect and eat an extra meal every time they enter a guestsβ house
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Ah yes the well known American concept of hors d'oeuvres. Try having some fun for once in your life, Ikeacel.
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Just stop eating neighbor, like close your mouth? no you don't have to eat at other people' places, no wonder you're all diabetic
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Please stop appropriating our slang, it's unbecoming.
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Diabetes is a technical term neighbor
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I'm sure your embarrassing language has its own term for it, use that.
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Bruh coffee comes under food. Plus if its for a few hours and if you can afford it then yeah you offer food.
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Even just a "help yourself to whatever in the fridge" is all you need
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saying this to an american guest will subject famine onto your family
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lol no my house I choose the food to give away
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How fricking poor are you lmao. Neighbor out here cryin rations and shit.
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lmao seriously if a friend told me that in his house I would be so fricking weirded out like I would feel like he treated me like a dog. Is this 4real? This is the strangest shit I have ever read.
@of_blood_and_salt 
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@Dramacel get in here
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That's unusual in your opinion? I keep extra brews and soft drinks of choice for guests
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Euros are literally fricked in the head, they don't function normally.
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this is just northern mayo nonsense. southern euro bipocs aren't as unwelcoming and neurodivergent as the scandis
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Southern euros are poor.
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yeah, and still more hospitable. almost like wh*te people are rich in money but poor in soul...
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I keep water purifying tablets for my guests -- "help yourself to some pond water, friend."
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a beverage might be fine I guess like a can of soda, anything more would be the strangest shit ever. Like seriously not even exaggerating
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You canβt go to a Mexicans house without getting offered something to eat.
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idk, i think it depends, offering drinks isn't out of the ordinary, but food? no way, nothing more than maybe some snack items at the very most.
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the comments here are making me go crazy lmao. the dramanauts are seriously arguing that you should give somebody who pops by outside lunch hours fricking food in the first 5 mins they are there. I mean if I am hungry I ill ask my friend for food and he will be happy to give lol
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No one is saying you offer them a full course meal outside lunch/dinner hours, you neurodivergent. You simply ask them if they are hungry and grab them a snack if they are otherwise you invite them to dinner/lunch if you are about to eat. Scandicels are so subhuman, they tell kids to watch them eat dinner whilst over at their house during dinner time.
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This is about offering someone a meal - like a sandwich or dinner, not snacks and beverages. Snacks and beverages aren't food, food is food you fricking fat lard burger, and it's very strange to offer someone food unless you're also having food
FAT
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Snacks are food
Saying snacks don't count as food is almost as dumb as the guy further up the thread who said coffee counts as food
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no they dont?
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What do you expect from burgers?
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it's not weird to me at all. some people would offer food like that, some wouldn't, but i'd consider those stingy swedes. my family would always offer our guests coffee or food or something, but we're now snowmonkeys so
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Yeah tbh I'd be too awkward to take anything in that scenario too. But typically people here offer fries or cookies or something when guests arrive.
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Guests go into the fridge for food at my house all the time. If i dont get around to them I have to throw the leftovers in the outside trash though. Too smelly
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good morning i hate protestants
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Fat
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yes always ask if they wanna eat anything
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do you have portugese egg tarts bro
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sometimes
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Pastel de nata is Portugal's greatest contribution to the world
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lmao what the frick culture do you peeps come from??? there are only three meals in a day
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wrong.
breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, supper
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I have the thin badge, nice try
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Why would you have a guest for ten minutes
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That's all the time he needs with a prossie
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I mean it is very common if you are heading out to cinema or something. it is cold outside, so often you meet up at place but most often you meet at friends house. we also like to accompany eachother if traveling to party, or seeing other friends, or going to gym even
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Cinema?
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movies? like you know
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I thought it was weird when people from Utah called it "the show", what are you, a dutch?
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danish?
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imagine being a member of a culture named after a pastry and still not feeding your guests
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I don't believe you, pastries cannot type.
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If someone stops by unannounced and are just there for a bit they'd only be offered a drink, but basically anything planned we put snacks out.
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Do Nordcels invite people over for like 10 minutes? Most of us like to spend time with people
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I mean it is very common if you are heading out to cinema or something. it is cold outside, so often you meet up at place but most often you meet at friends house. we also like to accompany eachother if traveling to party, or seeing other friends, or going to gym even
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Interesting, in the US we usually just meet up at the place we are going too unless itβs out of town or we are planning on Ubering/getting super shit faced
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If going to a gym or theater, why not meet there? If going to a party, why not stay to pre-game?
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I dont know people just like traveling together here it is nice. often if you have some kind of event you meet up. like first meet with one friend, then both go to other friends house then we all leave for the place we are going
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Makes
@ACA wonder what they mean by guest though. You're friend is over and it's dinner time and you just wait for him too leave so you can eat alone? Inviting in the solar power salesman for dinner with you're wife and kids? Inviting in a trans lives matter expert?
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lmao no of course if you invite for dinner time or dinner you feed them lol, but not if it is like 15:00 or something
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Surprise, you're a piece of shit.
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yolomeister: "Can you draw sounds?"
antonio banderas (writing in sand): "There is no god but god and muhammed is his prophet"
yolomeister: "based, but i'm not feeding you"
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Yes, you offer your guests food. Are you r-slurred?
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seems like entire non nordic world i slurrred
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OP r-slur cope
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Iβll offer snacks or a drink to maintenance guys who come by for a 5-minute repair. Sorry to hear you were poorly socialized.
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I mean shit Im not gonna make you a four course meal but if i always got some snacks or something laying around guests can have.
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put some cookies out, you fricking barbarian.
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Thatβs the thing. Theyβre not anymore.
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Frick yeah, Viking hospitality!
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it's fine if you think it's weird but surely you can see the advantage of generosity, yes? Even if you're 100% selfish/cynical/calculating (which i don't think Scandinavians are) then you can argue that generosity enhances one's standing in the community, and builds friendships and connections. And most people enjoy giving. It feels good.
Again, it's fine if you find it strange but I don't understand why you're actively opposed to it.
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there's your problem, they don't do this
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it is not really because we are cheap or anything like that.
it is hard to explain, but imagine you go to someones house and they give 5 course meal and have you sit down. that would be strange right? this is how we would feel about being given food. but has nothing to do with beaing cheap or not. generally money here does not really matter
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I always offer food. If I donβt like you enough to offer you food you donβt come in the house.
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I love cooking! You come into my home you're gonna eat!
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When you come into my house, you get koolaid and pig feet
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This some peak europoor shit right here
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Why do you think they are fat?
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