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The tism kicked in

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holy frick lol

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Online forum janitors are proof that communism works :marseycomradehandshake:

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:#marseycomrade:

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And yet simultaneously proof it doesn't since to have jannies you need hierarchy.

Quite the conundrum :#!marseypipe:

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Sweaty you're thinking of anarchy. Pretty sure communism, or as I like to call it, "Liberal Communism", is OK with a hierarchy.

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Honestly just capitalism but trans lives matter would be fine too

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Communism works!*

*so long as it doesn't involve actual labor and the tiny portion of people dumb enough to work for free are granted authority over their peers, which is inherently against the whole philosophy of it

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Real Communists are all either dead or terminally online or both

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or both

How does that work? They have wifi in heaven hell?

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Dead in side

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online forum janitors are proof that communism works for those at the top only, because they become fascists and never let go of power! :smoke:

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i hope some day i get unlimited internet power

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>love me shitposting

>love me frog posting

>love me marsey posting

>hate jannies

>hate showers

>hate hangovers

Simple aslads

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>love Maximus

In there brother

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I'll appreciate jannies with deez nuts on their trans lives matter.

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She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator

My dis track: https://vocaroo.com/1ch7DVALybPf

https://rdrama.net/post/70244/deep-thoughts-by-arsey-the-uggos/1970906?context=8#context

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:#marseybongojannypat:

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We love our sanitation engineers!

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:#marseycapylove:

We should have one of these marseys be holding a janny

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All the rdrama :marseysignup: curfuffle at the moment :marseycringe2: about the various house :marseykiwivampire: and staff has reminded me of the dullest franchise in modern :marseyschizomajorgenerallove: day. Seriously :marseybruh2: each episode following the boy wizard :marseywizard: and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight :marseyevilgrin: assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement :marseycapyexcited: and ineffective use of special :marseyshortbus: effects, all to make :marseyyarn: magic :marseyredmage: unmagical, to make :marseyyarn: action :marseyfunko: seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure :marseyagreestill: the series :marseychartscatter: would never :marseyitsover: be mistaken for a work :marseyclapping: of art that meant anything :marseycoleporter: to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry :marseyrowling: Potter :marseyrowling: series :marseychartscatter: might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series :marseychartscatter: in its refusal of wonder, beauty :marseyspa: and excitement. No one wants to face :marseykrayon: that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books :marseysexylibrarian: were good :marseyaward: though "No!" The writing :marseytherapist: is dreadful; the book :marseyreading: was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time :marseyzeldaganondorf: a character :marseymononoke: went for a walk, the author :marseyaynrand: wrote instead that the character :marseyrustyventure: "stretched his legs."

I began :marseyitsover: marking on the back :marseynulloverback: of an envelope :marseyrabbitnewyear4: every time :marseyzeldalinktimeadult: that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope :marseyrabbitnewyear2: several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead :marseycantsneed: metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later :marseywave2: I read :marseyfingerwords: a lavish, loving :marchipmunklove: review of Harry :marseyrowling: Potter :marseyrowling: by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids :marseyksg: are reading :marseyhijab: Harry :marseyrowling: Potter :marseyrowling: at 11 or 12, then :marseytransflag: when they get older they will :schopenmarsey: go on to read :marseyfingerwords: Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read :marseyfingerwords: "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read :marseyfedpost: Stephen King.

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Impressive. Normally people with such severe developmental disabilities struggle to write much more than a sentence or two. He really has exceded our expectations for the writing portion. Sadly the coherency of his writing, along with his abilities in the social skills and reading portions, are far behind his peers with similar disabilities.

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The capy giveth and capy taketh :#marseycapychad2: :#marseykneel:

I like carp (even better before he kept posting about his gore fetish website) :m#arseycrap:

All other nameless jannies and codemonkeys: thank you for your service, may your wages double this year :#marseyjanny2:

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If we didn't have jannies who else would defend child gore videos?

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You will never be fully vaccinated. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer. You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the “validation” you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you're going to die. Your employer has taken a million-dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your sickly appearance, your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six-figure settlement they're offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine, and you took the booster shots, every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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