BREAKING: the Chinese balloon has been shot down pic.twitter.com/Q2cXXJjtyB
— Cliff Maloney (@CliffMaloneyJr) February 4, 2023
Footage of the pop:
https://twitter.com/intelcrows/status/1621957300268171275
https://twitter.com/Sum_Fool/status/1621957751286173696
Libshits praise Biden for his decisiveness and make Dark Brandon trend:
https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1621959131845345283
https://twitter.com/Paultx890/status/1621977563848384515
https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1621991509078773763
Biden says he wanted to shoot it down Wednesday but the kitty pentagon told him no:
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you've provoked the hornet's nest and they're gonna send the whole fleet now
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Iβve been practicing my whole life for this
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god speed
btw you can see camo bloons now
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Aw ty bb, i was unironically saving for that
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This fricking site
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Miniclipsisters.....
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Pic related, it's me after I claim any balloon debris comes from aliens, and refuse to elaborate after sending the footage to infowars.com
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Come back we need railroad workers
I dona work fur youuuu
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This is such a shit effort edit I love it.
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i wanted to fix the blank areas initially but i think without the shitty outlines it's even harder to tell what it means lol
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You did fine... for a commie.
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i'm not a commie we detain commies without trial over here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Coldstore
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Hey chiobu, do you know why the max penalty for human trafficking in Singapore appears to only be 7 years? I thought China was wack for a 3 years max, but 7 is still a far cry from the US's 15-20 years.
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LOL iirc we had a rating that's not 'A' for human trafficking for a while or something, really makes you a bit
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The suitcases are all different so unless you're gay no normal person can tell what it means anyway. Still a great Marsey though.
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here
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It was my idea
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Clocks ticking, bing-bong. Once we take care of it's little brother over Latin America, you're next.
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their balloons will blot out the sun
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Why do asians keep sending balloons to america. First the nips, now this
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i wouldn't know, those floaty fire things are banned in singapore
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Goodnight, room.
Goodnight, moon.
Goodnight, Chinese spy balloon.
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Zoomers, if you don't get the literary reference here then please just rope.
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keeping winning
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I forgot about disgusting foreigners who are out of touch with civilized culture.
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our nursery rhymes are more like "lmao there was a negro he got eaten by a lion looolll"
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Honestly exactly what I expected from nords
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problem?
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Learning pick a tiger by his toe was originally pick a neighbour was eye-opening
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That's how I learned it and I grew up in the nineties
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did you grow up in KKKounty missisisisipi or wtf?
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Rural NSW
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The 1890s you racist old cowboy
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Honestly don't even know why they're allowed on here.
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After burgers and leafs, G*rmans are the 3rd biggest nationality here
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It was on Simpsons
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This is one of those stories you look back on in December like "oh yeah that goofy shit happened"
Over for balloon bros
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He gives us a new one every year though. I still chuckle remembering the Afghanis clinging onto the plane even after it already took off.
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Like when Brandonβs classified material was first discovered at his home days before the midterms and covered it up until January
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Time to ask the real questions
how much did this cost?
how was it secretly done by putin?
what part did trump play in this?
should I make a random fluffy kitten pics post again?
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I liked the fluffy kitten post
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@FreshDavidKoresh
Newborn Marsey
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Taking 3 days to shoot down a hugeass baloon you could have shot down 20 minutes after you saw it in US airspace isn't a huge W
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Get the frick out, commie.
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You're the one defending the limp-wristed government officials (probably communist infiltrators) that didn't just shoot this CCP balloon down right away. Very suspicious
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It was theater. Everyone needed to see this to set the stage for the next thing.
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Red herring to distract from those black ops choppers people saw a couple of days back
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Probably a justification to continue the tech ip war with China tbh. Gotta seem like the aggrieved party.
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Seem like? I think the ip theft is well documented at this point. This is leading to more military spending imho, and possible war.
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I meant denying the Chinese access to certain processors in an attempt to keep them on the back foot technologically. It seems like the US is really just trying to scare China to keep them from pulling a similar invasion into Taiwan within the near future. We need time to build up semiconductor manufacturing in the US.
I'll never understand why the US decided to go all in on China after the cold war instead investing in infrastructure and manufacturing in central and south america. would have lead to greater stability and prevented any one trade partner from becoming too powerful.
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The IP theft is a good thing, it's how developing economies get started. It's how the US started too.
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That's what I was thinking as well, if chinks were probing american response time then it ain't looking good
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We knew of it back when it first crossed into Alaska in late January and tracked it ever since so response time was on the money.
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Did they at least spend those days waving Pooh flags at its cameras, or was the whole thing a total loss?
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Thereβs something really weird about this. Iβm the age of satellites and drone planes why would anyone float a giant obnoxious balloon over a country to spy on them?
Thereβs more to the story here Iβm sure of it.
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It was carrying a large anvil to drop on a pesky roadrunner that has proven difficult to capture with proven weapons systems
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What I read is that certain surveillance stuff is better in air than in space, like ground penetrating radars. No clue how true that is though.
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I ground penetrated your mom last night
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The balloon probably didn't give the chicoms any important intel and certainly wasn't a military attack. It was just a stunt - a way for the chinamen to needle the US on the world stage.
"Herro american rookee rookee we send spy craft into your airspace you can't do anything rhile it rove you rong time."
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I'm convinced a war with China in 2 years is a certainty, so I'm guessing:
a) Chinese are testing the waters and ameriKKKans are cucks, the age of white man is over, rightoids complaining US is in decline were right, the future is Chinx
b) Chinese are testing the waters and AmeriKKKa is playing weak to lure them in
It wasn't Chinese to begin with, afaik Chinx never confirmed it's theirs, it was a psyop to get ameriKKKans to perceive the Chinx as a threat
Either which of these is actually true, they all predict more such incidents in the future
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Watch this going nowhere in 2 years
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you forgot D. your an idiot
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They did. They claimed it was one of theirs but just a weather balloon.
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Swamp gas.
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Aren't chinese now wilting and choking after coof caused a huge dip in their exports and mass unrests and additional "sanctions" were applied to them by Dark Brandod?
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Sanctions will incentivize them to take Taiwan for the chips to strengthen their military and tech exports.
Burgers will die for Taipei lol
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It was either an innocent weather monitoring balloon doing legitimate climate research, or it was an attack vector for a new biological weapon.
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Long covid mfs were telling the truth all along
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I think it's probably to intercept communications. Maybe cell phones? I dunno what exactly you would need to get that close for instead of just flying over in orbit.
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Youβd do that better by just buying phone call data through the companies.
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It's called TikTok
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the π was transporting hunter biden's second laptop
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Today I watched a Chinese spy balloon be shot down by a yank stealth fighter within 15 minutes of the event, recorded and distributed by the Chinese social media, linked on a 4chan shitpost retirement home
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It never even began for ballooncels
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Nice of them to shoot it down after it crossed the entire US and did its job. Beijing Biden probably had to get the okay from Xi first.
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yeah I don't understand why burgers are pretending this is a W, if that balloon had biological weapons or something of the sort thousands could be dead by now
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I did my part, put a few .308 in it when it floated by my house. Shame the feds were too kitty to help.
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Based and shooting-at-objects-in-the-sky-pilled
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One of these days Iβll hit that darn hospital helicopter
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It's a bit like watching r-slurs with a bucket. You let them play a bit, see what they can do, then you take it away.
At no point do you worry about the r-slurs. I just hope the r-slurs were r-slurred enough to put live r-slurs in it and have an r-slur fit over their splattered r-slurs.
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Probably because there's about zero chance China would deliver a biological weapon attack against the US via a fricking balloon.
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japan did it during ww2
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That's interesting but its 2020 not 1940. And delivery method asid, China has no interest in attacking the mainland US. If this came from some country with a strong ISIS presence, different story.
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Its still a big risk to take dont you think? Even if the chance is only 1% are you really gonna risk it instead of shooting it down early at no increased cost?
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More like 0.00000001%. so no.
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but why didnt they shoot it down earlier? They obviously could, so why take a risk regardless of how small it is
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You, and certain rightoid personalities, are inventing a risk out of thin air. There was no risk. Observing could give valuable intel, and shooting it down over water means they recover something much more intact. If they recover biological or chemical weapons or anything else, I'll be happy to eat my words. But do you really think the CIA doesn't have reliable intel telling them more or less what it's carrying? They tracked it from China for fricks sake. And this isn't even the first time apparently.
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Because they wanted to study it, duh.
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40 is greater than 20, it's a miracle we have that tech today
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They instantly knew what it was and moved anything important out of the way. They just tracked and studied it and popped it as soon as they were done. They couldβve shot it down over Alaska if they had wanted to. An F-22 intercept with a sidewinder is totally trivial.
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